Aaaaaaaaaaand we have the first melodramatic Lucifer!fic!

[hermione_vader]

Well, it's mostly focused on both Sam and Lucifer not like that, but still.  There's going to be more like this; I just know it.  Oh, and this person hasn't heard of chapters, so it's really long, and I had to pick out a handful of overdone gems.

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[dannyvangeline]

*laughs muchly*

It's like the literary equivalent of chewing the scenery.

[pathology_doc]

We're talking THE Lucifer here. The Devil. Satan. Right?

Oh well, at least there won't be slashfic characterization issues if he doesn't obtain consent or use lube.

[hermione_vader]

Well, yes, but this interpretation of Lucifer isn't all gung-ho fire-and-brimstone. He's sweetly seductive and soft-spoken, prefering persuasion to brute force. I'm not sure just yet if he'd rape a character, but he probably would forego lube.

[pathology_doc]

I see. Well, let me rephrase that then: There won't be characterisation issues if the consent obtained isn't exactly crystal-clear.

Besides, if Sam Winchester knowingly allows the Devil to have sex with him, he's clearly under the influence of something and we're into dub-con at least, yes?

[vivian_lake]

>>>Yes. His middle name is "Elmer."

Better than "Jetty"... oh, wait, wrong Nick.

[siofra_22]

>>Dean needed Bea Arthur. Unfortunately, Tess the Reaper was not willing to cooperate.
Dean is Deadpool? Is that awesome or frightening? Because I can't tell.

Also, Sam really needs those coupons, apparently. He's been wearing that same white shirt for over four seasons.

[ironic_sun]

OT but, super icon win. Would you mind telling me who made it, because I've always wanted that quote icon'd.

[siofra_22]

I'm sorry. I don't know. This is one I've had for years and I probably didn't even get it off of LJ. I keep hoping someone will yell at me for stealing it, just so I can find out who made it.

[ironic_sun]

Okie doke, thanks anyway. I'll just put a disclaimer when I use it.

[ironic_sun]

And it's only going to get worse.