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How's My Driving?
This entry is for constructive criticism or praise for Rube Sofer on lastvoyages.
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I know that was bad, folks, and I'm real sorry about that, but I still need everyone to show up for their meal shifts.
Iroh, thanks for taking over for me. I can handle lunch and dinner again for now.
[Private to Rube's Friends - If you think you are one, you probably are.]
Everyone okay? -
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Look, people, I know you're all happy and content to be on a cruise ship in the middle of nowhere with no memories, but let me just say this: this is not how amnesia works. You don't just completely lose your memories. It does not work that way. It definitely doesn't work that way to an entire passenger manifest ( Read more... ) -
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What's this, three times now? Four? We need to have a fucking daycare on this ship ( Read more... ) -
Filtered to Wardens and Kitchen Staff
My wallet's missing. I haven't been anywhere but in the kitchen today. If I find out one of you fucks stole it, I will beat you with a skillet like Vidal did to that egg stealing fuck a few months ago ( Read more... ) -
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Ladies and gentlemen, let's all make a deal:
For the next twenty-four hours, how about no one murders, maims, injures, tortures, or otherwise inflicts bodily harm upon and/or kills anyone else?
Bonus points if we can go forty-eight hours - that's two days for those of you who dropped out of kindergarten - without talking about murdering, maiming ( Read more... ) -
Warden / Inmate Self-Evaluation Form Time!
Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time again. We've got a lot of new people, and I like to have these things on file for posterity. Like last time, if you don't want me to read it, I have some yellow envelopes with the sticky seals. Write your name on the front of the envelope and give them to me that way.
As always, this is optionalFor those of you ( Read more... ) -
Quick note to all persons...
What the fuck happened to the dining hall???
Added after a few minutes:
I need volunteers to help clean up this mess.
For the rest of you, the dining hall is closed until it's not covered in goddamn blood. I'll get someone to take cheese sandwiches and fruit to the common rooms. -
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Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure everyone heard that announcement about the blood.
I am not staying in the kitchen at all hours to hand it out, and I'm not asking the staff to do it, either.
Here's the deal:
Blood will be dispensed by kitchen staff ONCE daily, during the dinner shift. By dispensed, I do mean rationedIf you guys - that is, those ( Read more... ) -
Private to the Admiral
Tell me the kid's going to get his memory back ( Read more... )