May 15, 2010 22:07
Look, people, I know you're all happy and content to be on a cruise ship in the middle of nowhere with no memories, but let me just say this: this is not how amnesia works. You don't just completely lose your memories. It does not work that way. It definitely doesn't work that way to an entire passenger manifest.
We've all been brainwashed. That's all I can come up with.
Someone help me out, here. I have a pipe, some white cotton shirts and matching slacks, loafers, and a panama hat.
Other than that, my room has stacks of post-it notes. You tell me that's not fucking weird.