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What's this, three times now? Four? We need to have a fucking daycare on this ship.
In an effort to stem the chaotic flow that is a bunch of sticky-fingered kids looking for cookies, I've moved the last of the Oreos and Chips Ahoy packages to the second level common room. What does that mean for you?
There are snacks in the level 2 common room, aft section. If you want cookies or juice, go there.
That's right. Do not come to the kitchen. There are no cookies here.
Go to the level 2 common room for cookies. There are cookies in the level 2 common room.
There are NO cookies in the kitchen. All of the cookies are in the level 2 common room.
[Private to Wardens]
Who's still an adult, and how many of you want to go play babysitter?
Look, here's what I think: get some of the paint from the craft room, and keep anyone who's turned into a kid confined to the common rooms. Martha, you've got those Disney movies, right? Kids love that crap.
[Private to JD]
JD? Hello? Earth to JD.
In an effort to stem the chaotic flow that is a bunch of sticky-fingered kids looking for cookies, I've moved the last of the Oreos and Chips Ahoy packages to the second level common room. What does that mean for you?
There are snacks in the level 2 common room, aft section. If you want cookies or juice, go there.
That's right. Do not come to the kitchen. There are no cookies here.
Go to the level 2 common room for cookies. There are cookies in the level 2 common room.
There are NO cookies in the kitchen. All of the cookies are in the level 2 common room.
[Private to Wardens]
Who's still an adult, and how many of you want to go play babysitter?
Look, here's what I think: get some of the paint from the craft room, and keep anyone who's turned into a kid confined to the common rooms. Martha, you've got those Disney movies, right? Kids love that crap.
[Private to JD]
JD? Hello? Earth to JD.