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Apr 29, 2010 20:22

What's this, three times now? Four? We need to have a fucking daycare on this ship ( Read more... )

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Re: warden filter onderhaus April 29 2010, 18:30:06 UTC

Thirteen isn't really the same thing as five. Keep him in his room? I dunno. I never raised a teenager.

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Re: warden filter onderhaus April 29 2010, 18:41:55 UTC

He could start a goddamn riot with the kids by telling them I have "the good cookies" in the kitchen.

Lock him up somewhere.

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christ_onabike April 29 2010, 18:30:09 UTC

Jesus Christ. Cookies and juice?

I'm thirteen. Not six. Capable of keeping a fucking eye out for myself, mate.

Rube: *no regard for child labour laws* onderhaus April 29 2010, 18:31:28 UTC

Thirteen must be that age when you turned into an asshole.

Can you still cook?

aaaaaaaand paddy doesn't really care either. christ_onabike April 29 2010, 18:38:07 UTC

Ma says I was born evil and am working backwards or some stuff like that. Noel must be the opposite.

Mags normally does the cooking, but I reckon I could give it a shot if I were hungry. Why?

onderhaus April 29 2010, 18:51:18 UTC

You don't remember anything about this place, do you, kid?

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wandthief April 29 2010, 18:33:56 UTC

Sir, it sounds as if you are hoarding the better cookies - whatever that may be - in the kitchen for yourself. Let the little children have them too.

onderhaus April 29 2010, 18:40:53 UTC

Who is this? Gellert?

wandthief April 29 2010, 18:44:24 UTC

That is my name. The other old man did say people knew me here but he wasn't making very much sense.

onderhaus April 29 2010, 18:57:33 UTC

For one thing, I don't want any of these kids in the kitchen.

For another, there is nothing better than Oreos.

That said: shut the fuck up.

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Warden Filter -- Morgan is secretly pleased. gimmethemap April 29 2010, 18:54:22 UTC

Still here, still fully grown.

You found JD yet?

Warden Filter onderhaus April 29 2010, 18:56:01 UTC

No. I will, though. Can't be hard. He'll be the one playing with knives and kicking little girls.

Warden Filter gimmethemap April 29 2010, 19:04:09 UTC

Don't suppose you've seen Henry or Billy?

Re: Warden Filter onderhaus April 29 2010, 19:05:05 UTC

Can't say that I have.

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Warden filter mrs_persson April 29 2010, 19:16:05 UTC

I have an ickle thirteen-year-old totalitarian will-be whose idea of a good time of a Thursday night is to go to a fucking hanging.

I don't think colouring is quite going to cut it, but I suppose I'll get something sorted.

Warden filter onderhaus April 29 2010, 19:17:41 UTC

Why are they all thirteen?

Re: Warden filter mrs_persson April 29 2010, 19:27:32 UTC

Because the Admiral bloody well hates us?