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[onderhaus]

My wallet's missing. I haven't been anywhere but in the kitchen today. If I find out one of you fucks stole it, I will beat you with a skillet like Vidal did to that egg stealing fuck a few months ago

Comments

[i_excel]

...Who the Hell would steal your wallet?

There's not even anyplace to go shopping.

[onderhaus]

I didn't have any money. Maybe someone's got a thing for beat up leather.

[christ_onabike]

Someone fucking took some of my damn money. Not that it's got a use, but for fuck's sake, right out of my pocket, man.

I really need to know who this is...

[onderhaus]

Christ.

[christ_onabike]

Let me go have a chat with the inmates about the place. I'll see what I can do.

Not that it matters, since she has another one >.>

[intofireforever]

One of my lighters went missing during yesterday's lunch shift. It was really nice--the flame came out green. I'd like it back.

[f_ckitybye]

My fucking Blackberry's gone. My fucking Blackberry.

[onderhaus]

What were you doing with that thing in the kitchen? You get good reception here in the middle of fucking nowhere?

[f_ckitybye]

Habit, all right? No, it doesn't do shit out here, but I feel fucking like fucking King Lear on the heath without it.

[onderhaus]

Fair enough.