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onderhaus

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Apr 18, 2010 22:10

Ladies and gentlemen, let's all make a deal:

For the next twenty-four hours, how about no one murders, maims, injures, tortures, or otherwise inflicts bodily harm upon and/or kills anyone else?

Bonus points if we can go forty-eight hours - that's two days for those of you who dropped out of kindergarten - without talking about murdering, maiming ( Read more... )

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onderhaus April 18 2010, 20:49:40 UTC

Used to be we only had murders once every couple of months. Now it seems like a fucking sport for psychopaths.

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onderhaus April 18 2010, 20:55:13 UTC

It probably also has something to do with the fucking slap on the wrist we give them when they do kill people.

Seven days in level zero sounds like a goddamn vacation right now.

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gimmethemap April 18 2010, 20:19:21 UTC

Oh please don't encourage superstition here, Rube; this place is insane enough as it is.

onderhaus April 18 2010, 20:32:24 UTC

Every time someone says those two words, we wind up someplace really fucking awful. Admit it.

Well, that island was nice. But the other places.

gimmethemap April 18 2010, 20:40:34 UTC

I won't admit it because it's not true. Someone here is always bored, and half the time nothing happens.

onderhaus April 18 2010, 20:44:14 UTC

It only happens half the time because enough people have to say it. It's like the democratic process. Enough people vote that they're bored, the rest of us poor schmucks wind up getting our faces melted off by aliens.

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major_west April 18 2010, 20:21:44 UTC

Oh, of course, somebody saying they're bored caused the Master to do what he did.

onderhaus April 18 2010, 20:33:09 UTC

No - he's just a crazy fuck.

major_west April 18 2010, 20:33:31 UTC

I'll agree with you on that.

By the way, are we still short-handed?

onderhaus April 18 2010, 20:34:36 UTC

Not as badly. Wouldn't hurt to have one or two more hands for lunch and dinner, but we're doing alright.

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intofireforever April 18 2010, 21:02:38 UTC

I think Iago just ended your 48 hour trial period, Rube.

onderhaus April 19 2010, 06:27:40 UTC

The we start over.

Private f_ckitybye April 18 2010, 22:54:35 UTC

You make it through that giant sea of fuck all right, then, mate?

Private onderhaus April 19 2010, 06:38:53 UTC

I spent the whole time fixing this boat and setting the kitchen back to the way it was. Can't complain.

Private f_ckitybye April 19 2010, 13:56:49 UTC

Lucky sod. Be glad you didn't venture out there. Or fucking fall off.