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[onderhaus]

Look, people, I know you're all happy and content to be on a cruise ship in the middle of nowhere with no memories, but let me just say this: this is not how amnesia works. You don't just completely lose your memories. It does not work that way. It definitely doesn't work that way to an entire passenger manifest

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[getlostforever]

I think it's aliens.

[getlostforever]

Yeah, I mean, what else could it be? The old guy's probably right, and this is some kinda brainwashing thing.

[i_cantakeit]

I doubt it's aliens.

[bob_fraser_snr]

We have to deal with the reality of the situation. We don't remember who we are, whatever the cause.

None of the things you mention sound familiar. And all I know is that I'm Canadian, apparently.

[onderhaus]

Oh, yeah? Good for you. At least you have the benefit of the National Healthcare System to fix you up if we ever make it back.

[bob_fraser_snr]

Fat lot of good that does me here!

[i_excel]

Mine has stacks of post-its too.

[onderhaus]

I'll be honest with you: post-its aren't a lot to go on, but do you think we know one another?

[a_bit_put_upon]

Oh, laugh it up. At least you can find your room.

[onderhaus]

I woke up in my room. What's the last thing you remember?

[a_bit_put_upon]

Waking up on the deck with a terrible headache. Not a hangover, though- I think I'd know one of those if I had one. And this PDA gadget... thing. Which is silly; I don't think I've ever had a use for these, but it keeps talking, so I answer.

[amagicalmystery]

This is a damn horror movie is what this is, and that don't - that does not make me happy.

Black guy always dies first in those.

[onderhaus]

No one's dead and I don't see any monsters. Right now, it looks like we're just on a cruise, Pal.

...There is this one episode of the Twilight Zone that started this way, though...