If I haven't mentioned it, I'm really not a big fan of my brain. We're coming close to about two years now of me basically living in a pain-coma, and even before then it was vastly disrupting my life. It is incredibly, incredibly frustrating. Most of the time when I'm not posting, it's because I feel absolutely miserable and am incapable of doing ( Read more... )

Warning: If you want to go on living your life believing that A) anthropogenic global warming is a hoax and B) that M. McGregor might have a shred of respect for you, then you might want to just skip past this entry right now and save us both the heartache ( Read more... )

The Archlord Leno smiled his robotic, unfeeling smile, and stroked at his preposterously square chin. "Did you hear this?" he said in his voice synthesized from the deathsqueals of weasels and the terrified wails of children. "This is true. It turns out that Marvel comics just made Jeph Loeb head of their new TV division. Yeah, Kevin! It's true! ( Read more... )

I think Google News is playing $20,000 Pyramid with me, because these are the top ten "In the News" topics currently listed there ( Read more... )

I'm not going to get into the whole long story about Ozymandias, the plagiarist who got caught plagiarizing, got all huffy and outraged, was eventually proven to have purposefully plagiarized, swore he'd never do it again, got a second chance, then immediately turned around and did it again. You can read about how he just got caught right here.I'm ( Read more... )

Dear Quanticdream and everyone writing reviews for Heavy Rain ( Read more... )

I don't have much time. My brain is onto me. I don't know what it will do if it finds out I'm writing this message. I've managed to fight off its latest attempts at control, but it's learning. Adapting. At first its attempts to subjugate me were limited to clumsy stabs of agonizing skull-pain or temporary blindness, but that was the past. It's ( Read more... )

I know this is a waste of time and I should have given up on this show two years ago, but I can't help myself ( Read more... )

Dear News Media,

I hear some kid in Nebraska's been hiding in the shed for two hours! Quick! Go call him shed boy and further insult the intelligences of your stupid, STUPID audience. That's much easier than reporting on real news.

Love,

M. McGregor

Dear stupid, STUPID news media audience ( Read more... )

I assume someone somewhere has been graciously reminding people that The Wonderland Subject exists, as I've gotten a sudden influx of messages about it. One of them reminded me that I wanted to address something that more than a few people have said about the story, particularly the last few chapters. (That means there are SPOILERS in the upcoming ( Read more... )