WHOEVER GETS THIS MESSAGE: BEWARE!

[m_mcgregor]

I don't have much time. My brain is onto me. I don't know what it will do if it finds out I'm writing this message. I've managed to fight off its latest attempts at control, but it's learning. Adapting. At first its attempts to subjugate me were limited to clumsy stabs of agonizing skull-pain or temporary blindness, but that was the past. It's

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[anonymous]

shows a picture of Kristen Bell dressed in Leia's golden bikini to entice left testicle

quickly replaces the image with one of Bea Arthur dressed in a golden bikini performing burlesque while singing the music she's dancing to

having critically harmed the left testicle the entire makeshift brain begins having systematic failures, freeing the True Brain to take over

I HAS PROPOSISHUN 4 DA TRU BRANE.

U TAEK THEES ANI-MIGRANE PILLS AN DEN RITE 4 US. DEAL?

[selene2]

Good luck to you and your left nut. I'm pretty confident that you guys can take on and even beat that 30% of your brain.

If not, I apologize profusely for the above comments, and knew that brains > nuts every time. Long live the brain!

migranes

[anonymous]

from what I understand you could take long time american tradition of having your brain removed.

Although enjoying NASCAR, WWE, and voting for Bush's are known side effects.

hmmm, might be better just to stick with the migranes.

[anonymous]

We tried to inform the world leaders but when I informed them M.Mcgregor Living legend (so Dreamy) was about to lose control to his own brain they all dived under the table and called for their mummies.

I'm sorry I just can't do it anymore, their faces, the fear, the terror, the absolute lack of hope. I just can't face it anymore. We are doomed I apologise to the world.

Skelron