Do you know how goddamn hard I work at not getting spoiled for the one stupid comic book I still think is worth reading these days? Almost every other comic I like is cancelled, cut short, infected by horrible crossover events, or given to crappy writers, but Ultimate Spider-Man has managed to maintain its quality (despite a brief hiccup of art ( Read more... )

Woo! Surfing the internet at 3AM while Armageddon no doubt rages outside my window is just more proof of how badass I am ( Read more... )

The hour of my greatest triumph is upon us once more. For an entire revolution of the sun, I have lain dormant, content to allow the world to believe my inherent mastery over all things had waned. No more! The day of days is come! Join me in talking like a supervillain and together we shall rule all of creation ( Read more... )

So I know I said I would respond to story idea suggestions for The Great Random Xander Story a few weeks ago, but you should all know by now that my vast reserves of laziness would never let that happen quite so quickly. I have just now finally responded, so if you left an idea and I never replied, now's the time to check back ( Read more... )

But for goodness sake, someone give Gillian Jacobs a Big Mac or something. What's she weigh now, 85 pounds?

Britta is fast becoming one of my favorite characters on the show, but man alive, she looks like she's dying. I hope she's not sick or anything.

So what do you guys say. Who wants to chip in and send her a pizza?

So as you may have guessed, I'm not doing fantastically right now. I have to wait at least six weeks for this newest treatment to kick in, and until then I'm kind of twisting in the wind, brain-wise. My output rate is probably not going to be as high as it was a few months ago, but I'm not done with this story yet. I would feel pretty guilty if I ( Read more... )

The great unappeasable god of brain maladies has descended upon me once again. I was hoping my brief period of being able to write and concentrate properly wouldn't be quite so brief, but what I hope and what happens are not always in synch. Hopefully I'll have better news after I talk to my doctor again ( Read more... )

My dearest internet ( Read more... )

Yet another installment with some NSFW flavor (you'll get the pun after you read it) to it, so consider yourself warned.

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This is NOT THE SAME STORY AS ITERATION ONE. This is a new story, a much shorter story, and a much more depressing and half-assed story. (I'm really selling it, aren't I ( Read more... )