Dear Kevin Shields of My Bloody Valentine,

I am writing you from Thanksgiving 2008, where steady rain is turning nature into a wet kleenex. Thank you for being my cat.


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List of presidential status

1. George Washington (1789-97, no party) is the first white president.
2. John Adams (1797-1801, Federalist) is the first president never to own slaves in his lifetime and the first of five presidents to be named John.
3. Thomas Jefferson (1801-09, Democratic-Republican) is the first atheistic president.
4. James Madison (1809-17, ( Read more... )

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my company's Board Chairman Mr Odobenidae challenged me to spazz on a keyboard and throw up whatever comes up, and ah forget if he said I could not use th backspace key; but ah'll strategically avoid th backspace key except for correcting typos, although wouldn't that be fun ( Read more... )

how I know we're B.F.F.F.R.s: independently of each other, Rome and I got ideas for a movie we want to make, actually two movies, but they are actually prequels to each other. His is top secret, mine's a romantic comedy, and I'm not sure whose comes first, probably his because he's 25 and I'm 35, although fuck that. I'm a flippy, flippies are th ( Read more... )

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what ah like BEST about camphone shots is they look very close to NOTHING like it looked in person.


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