In Japan, where immersive entertainment is their one job, th unemployed gather @ a carnival whose main attraction is electronic water cannons that are triggered by human urination. For ¥700 (~6 USD) you can hook one of these cannons up to yr urethra and enter a contest named "Pisyphus", in which th object is to be th first to propel yr naked ( Read more... )

    May I go back to telling you all about this small life, or has th Internet circus train left that station? I'm going around turning all th television sets off a minute before credits roll in an attempt to commit th world's first suicide by suspense. I cancelled my afternoon appointment so I could hallucinate to my cold medicine in private. I'm ( Read more... )

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an iconic redneck from my high school died last month of cancer. We weren't friends at all -- I didn't have any -- but I clicked through 120 photographs of him on Facebook, anyhow. The Facebook miracle mirrors the miracle of capitalist democracy generally: absolute access to things we didn't know we wanted. A box on his profile contains " ( Read more... )

So-called "rules": once you've gotten "tagged", you are meant to write a "note" containing 33 "random" things, "facts", habits, or "goals" pertaining to "you". At the "end", "tag" 33 other people. You "have to" tag the person who tagged you. If "I" tagged "you", it's because I "want" to "know" "more" about you.

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i ran for president of USA


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