The first trick is to stay alive for 40 years. Do not under any circumstance commit suicide; succumb to a terminal illness; drive an automobile by carelessness over a sheer cliff; or get murdered by a thief, disgruntled loner, enemy combatant, or jealous spouse. Begin making love to famous women when you turn 14. Fourteen years allows more ( Read more... )

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one night, a rhythmic shaking awoke me. It was my main man Billy Ray in my bed doing it w/ a girl I once did it w/. What th? What did I ever do to them? W/o a good night's sleep, my fever would never go down. Billy Ray said, "Now I'm going to scoop you," and th girl said ( Read more... )

doc Manhattan's fatalistic brand of time travel makes my kneecaps vibrate. The world's only superhero sees everything that happens to him before it happens, but he's cool with it because, well, what happens happens. He can turn wine into water just by thinking about it, and he always already knows what you're about to say, but he can't stop you ( Read more... )

ah woke up like a lightning in th middle of th night after dreaming and believing I was in a Japanese motorcycle gang who really loved to party. Their style of "partying" is to start singing out of nowhere, like a lightning, one line, over and over, like a magick, and den their associates begin to add lines, unfurling a story piece by piece like a ( Read more... )

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