my company's Board Chairman Mr Odobenidae challenged me to spazz on a keyboard and throw up whatever comes up, and ah forget if he said I could not use th backspace key; but ah'll strategically avoid th backspace key except for correcting typos, although wouldn't that be fun ( Read more... )

it took me all day to come up w/ this sentence. That's how I got this old this fast: one sentence @ a time. Here is a sentence for when I first wake up in th a.m.:

Ow, my back hurts!
And there is no sentence that comes after that to elaborate on that feeling. Ow, my back hurts. That is all. Later, there are other sentences. Boy, ah shore do ( Read more... )

occasionally when ah hang out w/ frenz, it's more like we're quoting th last time we tripped than actually having any kind of new experience; and that's more than fine by me; and that partially explains why everything in my life changes @ a glacial pace. And why, when Gordon died, ah stopped being able to talk about anything else. Things just don ( Read more... )

no, I don't know why I shout on th Internet so much. Or sometimes spell it this way, and sometimes that. Because we can. Because we have as much freedom as we want to carve out for ourselves, here. If we wanted to, we could dig a shallow ditch, read Th Onion once a week and that's it, and get a natural tan. Or we could talk all day and all of ( Read more... )

v. tense 2day. My pal Mister Eden, whom I've known on th Internet for over a year but will be meeting for th first time this Saturday in New York City, advised me 2 relax me batty. Well, not me, specifically, but all of us. Unclench down there, he said. For health reasons. Th stress levels of people in modern post-industrialized nations or ( Read more... )

Thursday Movie Night continues tonight with a screening--courtesy of Lj disorganization and her disorganized Netflix account--of The Happiness of the Katakuris (Miike, 2001), the story of a family who have guests over for dinner one night, and everyone has a good time, and that is why they are so happy. Have not seen it, so I am just guessing. In ( Read more... )

listen. There is no way I can update 10x today, unless each update is only 1 word. I tried this once before, about a year ago. I got up to 9, and den I couldn't think of nothin'. And den both my shoulders fell off, from carpal strain. THAT'S WHY I'M ALWAYS IN PAIN. Livejournal is sexy because pain is sexy. If Livejournal had an orifice, I ( Read more... )

ah'm sick and/or allergic for about th 69TH day in a row, aggravatingly carpally tunnelled for about th 1469TH day in a row, and stupid for about th 11160TH day in a row. I don't know where my wallet is ( Read more... )

from th author of "Squash, the Pumpkin" comes "Wind." Feel th power of words. Feel it.

"Wind"
The wind is my favorite kind of air;
It's gone in a minute and in a second its [sic] here.
In the winter it's cold,
And in the summer it's hot,
Sometimes the wind is perfectly apt.

-- JJ [last name withheld]

+ + +Up until third grade, I was known to ( Read more... )