Don't you just hate it when people randomly stick things in parenthesis in the middle of a fic? I'm not talking about author notes either; those are a rant in and of themselves. I mean why use parenthesis when you could easily write it straight into the sentence or stick it in as an appositive? There doesn't even have to be any thought put into ( Read more... )

It's time for a little education ( Read more... )

Ok, I know it's been ranted about that special characters in the title is generally a Bad Idea. Half the time they don't show up, and, when they do, they make everyone squint and go "Come again?"

I've got news for you, fanbrat. Writing out nearly your entire story/poem in special characters is not merely a Bad Idea, it's a BAD IDEA!! And, okay, ( Read more... )

I'm working on a sporking and I came across a recurring problem that I've seen in other fics. The disembodied voice ( Read more... )

The definitions for summary as gotten from Dictionary.reference.com are the following:

( Cut for reeeeeeeaaaaaaally long list of definitions )

. . .Maybe it's just me, but I felt patronized and insulted while reading this. It's like they were going "HAH!! I know technical musical terms. So there!" They could have written it in English. Forget fangirl Japanese, fangirl Italian's the way to go, baby! Yeesh ( Read more... )

This is more of a general rant:

Why are there so few good fics in the first person? D: It's been so long it's become an unthinking habit, but I'm thinking there must be something accounting for this gut instinct of mine to backpedal as soon as I see 'I' in the narration or the summary.

And then I see stuff like this, and I remember. * ( Read more... )

All aboard the rant train!

{Rant I}
Sora's cute, innocent, and a little naive, yes, but he's not totally clueless about sex.  Please remember that.

{Rant II}
What the fuck is this?  Where are Sora, Riku, and Kairi?

{Rant III}
This isn't even a fic!  Please stop abusing the Pit, fantards!

{Rant IV}
Just because Marluxia likes flowers and is pretty, that ( Read more... )

First of all, don't cram an author's note right into the middle of the text. It disrupts the flow. You want to go with the flow, yo.

Second:
Axel was wrong, when he faded, no, when everyone from the Orginazation faded, they went to a place, between all worlds amd became vampires. (Except Xenmas, Larxene, Saix and Xaldin cause i dont like them!) ( Read more... )

Bad formatting, bad grammar, and Sues!  Oh my!

I'm gonna be sporking it.  It'll be my first one!