i'm admitting right now that i'm a terrible first date. a decent second date. but a great third date. it's something that i'd like all of you to familiarize yourself with, so if we ever happen to go on a few dates in the future, you'll expect the first two to be pretty bad and give me a third chance ( Read more... )

first and definitely not foremost, i'm starting to misunderstand the meaning of "hook-up". is it sex or making out? i just don't know anymore. it used to mean "meet up." like "let's hook up later." "ew, no way creepazoid." shit, i meant for a burger. maybe i'll look it up in wilkepedia. but probably not ( Read more... )

people should have no reason to be shy. because humanitiy as a whole is pretty unimpresive. unimpressive, a euphomisism for lame...or let's go further politically incorrect and just call ourselves flat out retards. why even work yourself in a frenzy to feel socially accepted or "liked" by somebody else ( Read more... )

why does sleep still exist? they say that sleep is the cousin of death, and it's true if you think about it. it's weird to think that 8 hours out of the day, give or take, we do absolutely nothing productive. we just lay there....lifeless...with a stupid look on our face, mouth open, drool, sprawled across a bed dreaming of a better place. i'm not ( Read more... )

junior year in high school, during 5th period biology, we were assigned to conduct a lab which coincided with the spread of sexually transmitted diseases. each student was given a test tube vile and some kind of formula, while a few of the other students were given the "tainted" formula which carried the disease. we had to find 6 different "sex ( Read more... )

casual dating: here we're introduced to a lifestyle that requires no real commitment, no bonds, and no ties. in this sense, you're free. you have no significant other to answer to, and can openly interact with any person you wish without feeling a shred of guilt. you're left with the complete freedom to date whomever you want, whenever you want, ( Read more... )

Walker, Texas ranger. ever see that t.v series? for those of you who are unfamiliar with it, here's a quick briefing: Walker, played by the illustrious Chuck Norris, is a ranger located in Dallas Texas, who not only leads a super-team consisting of 3 other rangers, but faces all kinds of problems ranging from drug lord smugglers to flat out ( Read more... )

nobody's perfect. and i mean nobody. and we don't always make the right decisions, and are often left with a feeling of regret. a sense of loss pertaining to the things we've done in the past. but as we get older, it gradually changes from the things we've done, to the things we haven't done. i have a drumset in my garage collecting dust, and my ( Read more... )

the thought of rejection versus rejection itself ( Read more... )

so cal slang is annoying. i'm so AMPED. that was EPIC, dude. dude. that was bro, dude. i'm so stoked right now, broseph ( Read more... )