Dear GS100 members and most worthy mods, here, at the earnest request of the Dark Mod, the Hissing Harpies thus most humbly and modestly present to you the Master List of Curses created during the writing of their recent oeuvre, "I F***ing Do!"Should you be of a delicate or nervous disposition, we pray that you resist the temptation to click on the ( Read more... )

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Title: I F***ing Do! Part 26
Team Name: Spying for the Order
Word Count: 100 x 16
Rating: M
Challenge: Creative Cursing
Characters: Hermione, Severus and... good gods, everyone.

Authors Notes: I'd like to take this moment to thank every single one of the Harpies:
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Title: I F***ing Do! Part 24
Team Name: Spy for the Men in Black
Word Count: 12x100 (but only eight will count, I’m afraid)
Rating: M (language)
Challenge: Creative Cursing
Characters: Hermione/Severus, Minerva McGonagall, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Jamie the elf, Buggy, Fluffy et alii
Author’s Notes: Here is part 24 of the round-robin drabble series “I ( Read more... )

Title: I F***ing Do
Team : Order of the Phoenix
Word Count: 100 x 14
Rating: Mature--bad language here. (Well, obviously.)
Challenge: Creative Cursing Challenge
Characters: Hermione/Severus, Toby Snape, Aberforth, the Malfoys, Eileen Snape, Horace Slughorn, Ginny, Luna, Melanie, Peeves and the Grangers
Disclaimer: They're not mine, they're J.K. ( Read more... )

Title: I F***ing Do!
Team Name: Spying for the Pyromaniac Parrots
Word Count: 100 x 17 (but only 50 GS100 points)
Rating: M
Challenge: Creative Cursing Challenge
Characters: Hermione, Severus, Draco, Ron, Harry, Dean, Seamus, Neville, Lucius, Firenze, Bane, Magorian, two Goblins, Buggy the house elf, Luna
Authors Notes: Not mine, etc. ( Read more... )

Title: I F***ing Do
Team : Order of the Phoenix
Word Count: 100 x 14
Rating: Mature--bad language here. (Well, obviously.)
Challenge: Creative Cursing Challenge
Characters: Hermione/Severus, Fluffy the Parrot, two Grouchy Goblins, two Smelly Centaurs, Luna, Lavender, Ginny and the fine and upstanding witches of Hogwarts.
Disclaimer: They're not ( Read more... )

Title: I F***ing Do Part 20 ( Read more... )

Title: I F***ing Do! (Part 19)
Challenge: Creative Curses
Team: Order!
Word Count: 10 x 100
Rating: M (language)
Characters: Hermione, Severus, Minerva, Kingsley

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A/N: The ninteenth part of the wedding saga of doom, and my last of the round-robin as I'm off on holiday. Huge thanks to duniazade for organising us, bravely letting me brit- ( Read more... )