I F***ing Do!

[camillo1978]

Title: I F***ing Do! (Part 19)
Challenge: Creative Curses
Team: Order!
Word Count: 10 x 100
Rating: M (language)
Characters: Hermione, Severus, Minerva, Kingsley

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A/N: The ninteenth part of the wedding saga of doom, and my last of the round-robin as I'm off on holiday. Huge thanks to duniazade for organising us, bravely letting me brit-

Comments

[treeson]

Minerva’s lips puckered in a dog arse tight manner.

Out of everything, that and Kingsley's new gal made me laugh the hardest.

Poor Hermione's ass, though.

Wait. That sounded off.

<3 treeson

EDIT: Go me, first post!

[camillo1978]

Ha! Go you!

If you squint carefully, you'll notice Rolanda doing naughty things to Kingsley's broomstick at the engagement party. I wondered if they would come in handy :D

[camillo1978]

No Africa for me this time, only Hermione and Severus! A week on a cruise-liner with the inlaws-to-be. Venice, Greece, Turkey, Croatia.

I think it's going to be very relaxing indeed ;-)

[bluestocking79]

Brilliant! I love the idea of their African honeymoon (no matter how much it scares Hermione), and I love every word of the standoff between Kingsley and Minerva. Yet the part I love best is this line: One injection into your arse cheek, and a Nundu’s breath just smells unpleasant. Like standing too close to my father, in fact.

I chuckle every time I read that.

[camillo1978]

Hee! Thank you! Minerva and Kingsley just didn't want to shut up, and the animal-based cursed were a lot of fun to think of.

[camillo1978]

Thank you!

[dreamy_dragon73]

Brilliant :D
And Minerva does know how to "convince" someone. *giggles madly*

[camillo1978]

Thank you!

They all show remarkably Slytherin tendancies when they want to get their own way on something ;-)