I F***ing Do - Part 20

[dickgloucester]

Title: I F***ing Do Part 20

Comments

[septentrion1970]

There's a bit of compromise in the air. A bit. a small bit.

[dickgloucester]

A little, yes!

[averygoodun]

Hee!

You sadistic son of a she-skrewt," marvelled Pomfrey.

"Shut your trap, you poncy, jumped-up quack," snarled Eileen.

"I rest my case," smiled the Matron serenely

So many wonderful bits in this set! And I see you've left the window open for disaster by adding another unknown...

I love this!

[dickgloucester]

Thank you!

Macavity, Macavity, there's no-one like Macavity....

[queenp71]

"Persephone's plaited pubes, Hagrid!" sighed McGonagall.
my favorite this time.

*giggle*

excellent set!

[dickgloucester]

Thanks! I enjoyed coming up with that one, I admit!

[queenp71]

YOu did well, my dear.

[morethansirius]

"No! Pout like a broody banshee if you like, Minerva, but there'll be no sodding bagpipes at my wedding!"

~Falls off chair laughing. Scrambles back up to the keyboard.~

"The school," she continued, "nurtured and educated us.

Well, the staff certainly did a fine job on teaching vocabulary...

They winced at a screech of "Fwooping peacocks?!" from the Headmistress.

Oh, peacocks! Yes! Let there be peacocks!

"We've got Macavity Magical Security - the Ministry's used them for years. They're the best."

Why do I have a very bad feeling about Macavity Magical Security?

[dickgloucester]

Why do I have a very bad feeling about Macavity Magical Security?

Because you know your T.S. Eliot?

Thank you so much! (I rather like bagpipes - no, actually, I love them - but I'm the only persone I've ever met who does.)

[bambu345]

I'm still giggling like a mad thing. This is spectacular, and I loved Leadbelly's adroit interruption, although I suspect Poppy Pomfrey is my hero!

Macavity Magical Security? Dum dum dum ....

[dickgloucester]

Thank you!

And dum, dum, dum.... indeed.