I F***ing Do! Part 24

[duniazade]

Title: I F***ing Do! Part 24
Team Name: Spy for the Men in Black
Word Count: 12x100 (but only eight will count, I’m afraid)
Rating: M (language)
Challenge: Creative Cursing
Characters: Hermione/Severus, Minerva McGonagall, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Jamie the elf, Buggy, Fluffy et alii
Author’s Notes: Here is part 24 of the round-robin drabble series “I

Comments

[septentrion1970]

I wonder how it is that you ended up with the chapter about food *whistles* Love the line about the "real food" and bravo for the creativity: creating "real food" with finger food.

[duniazade]

How I ended up with the chapter about food? Pure chance, I'm sure!

*whistles innocently*

Those elves have very strong standards about real food.

Thank you so much!

[bluestocking79]

I just love this! The whole piece is just so incredibly clever and imaginative, from the House-Elf insults to the concept of Goblin food to the Elves' cleverness in getting around Hermione's 'finger food' edict. Everything is so vividly described that I can picture it all--and wow, is it making me feel hungry. ;-)

Wonderful installment!

[duniazade]

*blushes*

Thank you from the bottom of my heart! It has been tremendously improved by your attentive help.

*squishes you*

[a_bees_buzz]

I knew you'd find a way to make finger food into something spectacular! All of it sounds absolutely delicious, except for possibly the dragon eyeballs - I'll just leave those for the Goblins.

I just adore the creative culinary curses of the elfin kitchen-solidarity-league, but "Kneazle piss on the rocks" has to be my favorite of this set. I'm also awed by your cleverness in getting so many of the drabbles to qualify for points.

[duniazade]

Aww... Thank you so much!

The Goblins are delighted to have the dragon eyeballs all to themselves.

As to getting drabbles to qualify for points, I was surprised myself at finding those little tricks!

[dickgloucester]

I have to say again how much I love this! The creativity and utter deliciousness of the menu is astounding (even the food for the goblins!); the cursing is wonderful; and the idea that "Jamie" should be in charge of school food is just brilliant!

[duniazade]

Thank you again! I'm very pleased and flattered that you liked this set, and I hope to cook for you some day!

[duniazade]

Thank you... again! "Bis repetita placent" very much. :D