In honor of the sparkling beverage we favor on New Year's Eve, here are Pit summaries of "champagne".  (Sporking in bold.)

Harry Potter

Details what happens after Remus and Sirius first come together, regrets and torn wrapping paper and champagne from a paper cup.
If this doesn't take place in a rusted trailer held up with cinder blocks, I'll be very ( Read more... )

No sporking in over a week! The horror!

I knew the instant I joined the Naruto fandom I'd be in for a wealth of lovely badfics. Only through the first page and I found this jem.

( Romance! Danger! Oh my! )

I was in a mood this weekend. A mood for badfic! :D So I found some summaries and a fic then grabbed my spork and stabbed them for you!

POKEMON
Two girls are playing POKEMON when they are suddenly sucked into a Poke Center to begin the journey to becoming POKEMON trainers - but it won't be easy, especially with TEAM ROCKET around!
Oh, they're ( Read more... )

Welcome boogers and gentle hags. Fic is found two and spork it. Good English is not elephants. Sad face. Do not want. Sprok ni blod usual. Read and make couches fall many.

( 'How did I get here?' Otanashi asked the wind blowing making his hair dance with the leafs in the blowing wind. )

I finally remembered to post something off topic today. I have summaries! And a lulzy passage from my chemistry lab book! Yay! My spork is in booold. :D

My lab book:
Measuring Temperature
Temperature measures the intensity of heat in a substance. Wow! I had no idea! A substance with little heat feels cold. Where the heat intensity is great, a ( Read more... )

I had a sudden hankering for Itachi/Kisame fic, but ff.net's offerings are...hit or miss. And then I found this.

Don't Change

Summary: A quick ItachiXKisame fluff. Kisame gains weight while Itachi is away and is afraid that he won't love him anymore. But he then finds out that love sees more than what's on the outside.
( It's original, I'll give it that. )

So, there are two fanfics in the I''s section. And one of them isn't even an I''s fanfic. ...Yeah.

It's pretty short, but if it needs to be under a cut, lemme know!

You Think You Have Everything, But You Don't
This is my first story and it's about a girl who falls into Naruto world. It's funny!
You know what's funny? When fanfic is posted in the ( Read more... )

"Raven" is kind of iffy as a hair color term. It's not wrong, it's just sort of in the realm of purple prose.

Calling a person "the raven" in the same way you'd call a person "the blonde" or "the brunette" makes me want to scream.

Calling a male person "the ravenette" makes me want to stab my eyes out.

Unfortunately, I think that calling a male "the ( Read more... )

The phrase of the day is "7 minutes in heaven". I've seen way too many of these fics, so I've decided to take my sporky revenge. Sporking in bold.

( Uncreative titles, ahoy! )

I finally decided that I was just going to spork this GaaLee fic, because it seriously needs to be done and because I am procrastinating on packing for my big, cross-country move (time for another good idea, bad idea!) Admittedly, it is not the worst fic out there. It really has potential, if only the author would learn to use proper grammar, stop ( Read more... )