LOL YAY STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS.

( WTF I NEED A STREAM RIGHT FU---Oh, there you are. )

( OMG LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE HAVING SLITHER SEX. )

Coz the streaming got so FUCKING bad, I just gave up.

( No secks tonight, dey iz hortin' summat FIERCE. )

( Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday Night Raw - the ILLUSTRATED version! )

( I don't have any babies with John-John coz he's too busy being thoroughly used by Randy to make up for putting him through a table like that. Awww, they're so in love. )

( OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMFG. All these smirks. Srsleh. My cunt. My clit. My hymen. My ovaries. Have them ALL. )

( KILL HIM, TED, KILL HIM! :: is your weekly dose of 'KILL HIM, person, KILL HIM!' from me. :: )

( Just so we're clear - Daddy with a capital first D is Randy. Papa with a capital first P is Sheamus.....Yes, something IS wrong with me, how can you tell? Should I seek help for this? )

My phone accidentally fell to the ground about a 2 and a half feet. And now the speakers won't work. The sounds of the videos and the music and the ringtones and message tones will only come out through the headset. WONDERFUL. SOOOOOOOOO STUPID.

You have fucked up my MySpace for the last fucking time. You all go straight to hell, and I will laugh heartily as I watch your corpses burn for all eternity.