RAW = SEXY TIMEZ.
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Cena vs Nexus promo opens RAW
> BOOM! POW! SMASH! DESTROY! Cena's scar, OMG HAI U SEXY. O.o
> I really don't have much to say right now, because we've pretty much known that there's no way Cena was gonna join Nexus. It's weird how some people ACTUALLY thought John would. Like they WERE all actually going "OMG JOHN NOOOOOOOO." While the rest of us were rolling our eyes at them. XD
> Nnnnnnn. :: giggles so hard. ::
> I love that big huge pop for Bret.
DAMMIT! No RAW opening video!
> Guess who forgot to hit the record button...
> Oh, STUPID DVD. Not working. Now I have to replace it as John-John's talking. FML.
> I may have wrecked my entire DVD-R supply. Good thing I had an extra one. Now why the HELL did I press record in the middle of John's "Super Friends" speech? :: OTL; presses stop. ::
> Out comes Jericho. John-John: "Chris Jericho is on that Summerslam team!" No, really? XD
> Mr Vocabulary, u so funneh.
> Hai, Jericho, plz to be lending your suit to Ted for the next time he's gotta be in a suit for RAW, coz that black-on-black suit is SMEXXEH.
> "FINE! Team is SOLD to Chris Jericho!" :: giggle. :: "The Fozzy-athon!" XDDDDDDD
> BAAAAAAHAHAHA The Alabaster Softshoes. He ACTUALLY said it on TV after saying it on Twitter. XD
> Jericho: :: talks and talks. :: John-John: BOOM!BAI MIC. Crowd: "CE-NA! CE-NA! CE-NA!" XDDDDDD CROWD U SO WEIRD.
> "DO YOU UNDERSTAND. WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU. RIGHT. NOW?!" John-John FTW. It's like, "COZ I NEVER LEARNED TO REEEEEEEEEEAD!" all over again, XD.
> "First of all, don't EVER knock this microphone out of my hand again!" XDDDD BITTER.
> "You're a lot more like Nexus than you think, Cena." Only with a better shirt.
> "Do you understand. What I'm saying. --" "I'm standing right here, take your best shot." That's why John-John is win.
> YES, COLE, WE KNOW YOU GOT AN E-MAIL. The lights flickering isn't exactly a sign that your puppies have escaped again, right? DUUUUUUH.
> Elimination match? It's kinda like Survivor Series then. O.o
> "And if you're not down with that..." Cole canNOT pull off that line. Ever. EVER.
> HEY, WHY NO POP?! ... Oh, coz everybody knows it's a throw-off.
> OH HAI CLOSE-UP OF JOHN-JOHN AS WE FADE INTO COMMERCIAL U SO HAWT.
Commercial break.
> DAMN YOU, JELLICLE CATS! WHY MUST YOU BE SO EXPENSIVE TO WATCH?! CURSE YOU, MAGICAL MISTER MISTOPHELES!
> INTERNET Y U SO AWFUL RYT NAO.
Eht's a shameful ting yeh've lawst'char head...
> I kindasortalamost forgot to press record. Hai, Sheamus bb, u hawt. DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT, SHUT UP HORMONES.
> SHEAMUS ARM PORN. :: ded ::
> OH HAI DADDY. DADDY DADDY DADDY. ... Sheamus. FUUUUUUUUUDGE BROWNIES.
> You can almost SEE what Randy's thinking as he's walking to the ring. "So, okay, gonna hit a couple of RKOs on some sumbitches...win my match in 2 seconds...Dammit, gotta tape another RAW after this one. SO gonna have to tweet about that later."
> LOOOOOOOL, the Usos theme song feels like a sudden letdown after Randy's. XDDDDDDDDD
> ...Did Cole just say Jimmy Uso is the son of Rikishi?
> "You see Randy Orton just GLARING towards Sheamus," King says during a close-up of Sheamus glaring towards Randy.
> Jay Uso's dress sense leaves much to be desired. Read: OMG U SO FUGLEH.
> Nobody is caring about Jimmy in this match. They just wanna see Randy get the whole thing over with already.
> WTF. My DVD just gave way. Again. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
> Get the hell off of Randal, Uso. BOOM!RKO on Papa Sheamus. CRAP, but that was a thing of beauty.
> INVISIBLE ANNA. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> OH HAI MIZ. WTF, Daddy, where are you going?
> BOOM!RKO. RANDAL IS GOD.
> RANDY SLAPPED MIZ. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Edgeward! Who u talkin' 2, bb?
> LOL, y u so flirty, Edgeward.
> O.O COZ IT'S MARIBIASE. HOLY CRAP HAI TE--- PURPLE?! PURPLE SPANKIES?!?!?! OMG THOSE ARE FUGLY TAKE THOSE OFF RIGHT NOW. I mean it. Take those off. Srsleh. Take. Your. Trunks. Off.
> "He said he had an unstoppable team. HE LIED." XDDDDDDDD
> "Plus, we don't even understand when he talks! :: French. :: " Ted: o.O
> OMGGGGGGGG TEDDEH CLOSE-UP U SO BEAUTIFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL.
Commercial break.
> Yes, Mr Narrator Man, Sheamus IS one of my favorite Superstars, how did you know?
> Summerslam back in LA! Wasn't it there last year as well? OSOM.
Back from break...but I've no idea what's happened...
> ...WTF did Khali just say?
> ...Khali vs Edge?! WTF did Edge do to deserve this?!
> "YOU. AND ME. NOW." Eeew, Khali.
Commercial break again.
> I haven't updated dibiasejr and maribiase. Shame on me. I'll do it tomorrow after school.
> Oh, I missed Sheamus and Miz bickering. o.O PAPA.
Khali vs Edge.
> Again, I ask you - who did Edge fuck up to deserve THIS kind of punishment? Poor Edge.
> :: skips. ::
> Oh hai, Nnnnnnn. Run, Edgeward, RUN!
> "Still to come...John Cena." That's what I said.
> HAI EVAN U ADORABLE ANNOYANCE.
Shirtless Nexus EEEW.
> OTUNGA U SO FUGLEH. Why haven't you been fired yet? Your fugliness should be ILLEGAL.
> OH HAI GOLDDUST.
> :: skips. :: No, I'm not kidding. I'm really not watching. I'm reading fic. And hating how there's a problem with my DVD recorder.
> RIP Evan's push. That went by quickly.
> I'd LOVE it if Ted were in John's team for Summerslam, but at the same time, he'd look so out of place. ESPECIALLY IN GAY-AS-THE-FOURTH-OF-JULY PURPLE PANTIES. o.O Good thing he's still so fucking hawt. :: is a Teddy Jr mark. ::
> Do you see this face? --> -.-' <-- That is my face, and it's stopped caring about this match. Actually, it stopped caring about this match an hour before it even started. Coz my ninja skills are AWESOME that way.
> "Or Jericho's team, if that's what we're calling them now." :: giggle. :: Oh Wade.
> ...Yeah, I don't like this, and by that I mean I'm bored. Wade pointing out what's happening to Team Cena. As if we can't figure it out for ourselves.
> Wait. Heel move. DUH, MARCH, DUH. :: headsmack. ::
> Hey Skip Sheffield, Kurt Angle called, he'd like his bald head and his voice back.
> Tarver is REALLY good on the mic, very confident.
Pensive Miz is actually kinda attra--OH HAI PAPA SHEAMUS.
> ...Oh God, everybody else SHUT UP, Sheamus is talking.
> "HEY. Look a'me." :: shivers. ::
> Ooooh, Papa Sheamus with your evil low voice...:: wibble; recites Ted's name like a mantra. ::
> ....Oh GOD. Oh GOOOOOOD. Papa Sheamus's low voice going "...Oi'm wornen' ya, fella. Yeh keyp pushen' me, an' Oi'll meek yeh regret et." RIP Marciana's panties.
One of the Bella Twins vs Alicia
> And they wanna add non-wrestling, actress-females to THIS roster? RIP Divas division.
> Alicia, I'm pretty sure I've seen that top before. Doesn't that belong to Maria? I think so.
> Even the commentators are bored with this - they're still talking about the previous match and the Summerslam match.
> Oh hai, Jillian, been a while.
> Now THAT was probably only about 30 seconds long.
> OH GOD JILLIAN PLZ NO. Someone slap her voicebox out, PLEASE! Oh, Alicia kicked her. Well, that's good to stop her TEMPORARILY...Goes to show I'm smarter than you, Alicia, HAH.
Commercial break.
> I keep writing starts to fics, but never get around to finishing them. Disturbing thought is disturbing.
Ted vs JoMo
> Missed the entire thing coz I had to take a bath already because of problems with our water pump. WONDERFUL.
HAWT RANDAL OH YIZ.
> :: is shivering on the floor like a deadbug. ::
Miz and Sheamus vs Cena and Jericho
> O.O ...Papa Sheamus, I can keep saying you're hawt, but I think angrbooa's going to kill me already. XDDDDDDD
> HAHAHA INVISIBLE ANNA!SHEAMUS IN THE REPLAY.
> ...Gawd, look at those freckles on his back. Just...WOW. :: is resisting the urge to grab her Sharpie and play connect-the-dots. ::
> LOL, John-John, stop dancing around like that. XD
> WTF Miz. Quit telling Papa Sheamus what to do, you ain't da boss o'hem!
> ...JOHN-JOHN AND PAPA MAKING OUT WTF.
> WOW, after John rolled off of Sheamus, I was convinced for a second there as Sheamus was getting up that John-John would suddenly RKO him. O.o
> LOL, sudden zoom in on Sheamus. XDDDDDDDD CAMERA.
> Jericho, plz to be getting your foot off of Sheamus's neck, angrbooa's going to be leaving hickeys on that tonight.
> WHOOOOOA, bai Papa, wheeeee! MIZ, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM PAPA.
Commercial break.
> Just so we're clear - "Daddy" with a capital first "D" is Randy. "Papa" with a capital first P is Sheamus.....Yes, something IS wrong with me, how can you tell? Should I seek help for this?
Back from break...
> And the first thing I see is John's mouth running into Sheamus's very sexy arm. O.o
> Man, John threw Miz like he was made of paper.
> LOL, cheerleader!John.
> Ow. Ow. OW PAPA! Ow Jericho.
> ...John's scar healed fast. :: wibbles. ::
> LOL Sheamus's "WTF DAGGUMMIT STAY DOWN SAYNUH!" face.
> DAMMIT. John-John tweeting about NXT distracted me from John-John getting his ass handed to him by Sheamus. XDDDDDDDD
> KILL HIM, PAPA, KILL HIM! Oh wait, that's Jericho. BE GENTLE WHEN YOU KILL HIM, HE'S A SPECIAL BOY!
> A JeriCena tag team in the future would NOT be opposed to by me.
> OOOOOOOOOOW PAPA'S PRETTY FRECKLED BACK.
> SPRAWLED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING LOOKING LIKE ANGRBOOA JUST GOT DONE WITH HIM. :: dies laughing at Sheamus. ::
> LOOOOOOOOOOOL MIZ, nice one.
> OH HAI RICK ACHBERGER, I c u thar.
> ...Is it seriously raining hard outside right now?...Yes. Because it was fucking hot outside today.
> SWEATY JERICHO. Shut UP, hormones, you belong to Ted, remember? I'm not even CRUSHING on Jericho. WTF.
> O.O WTF U GUYZ. It's not Edge's fault that Khali is total fail, quit picking on him!
:: reads up on RAW spoilers for next week. ::
> OH HAI. Kinda knew you'd be back soon. Let the funness commence!
> OMG NO Y U GO. OMG U GOING TOO?! OH SHIT.
> . . . O.O OMG WTF DON'T YOU DARE OMG GIVE THAT TITLE BACK IT AIN'T YOURS IT AIN'T YOURS IT AIN'T YOOOOOOOOOURS!!!1!!1!!!1!11!!1! :: panics so hard. ::
> So does this mean he's in, especially since 2 are out? o.O
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This episode was a letdown after last week. Plus, Ted's spankin' new spankies are gay as the Fourth of July. I still love him with every last inch of me, but DAYUM, leave the purple panties to The Dashing One, papi. Me no gusto, papi. Or wear white one day. Yes. That would be HAWT.
Love Lots And God Bless!
~ MARCIANA ~
http://twitter.com/marciana86
Cena vs Nexus promo opens RAW
> BOOM! POW! SMASH! DESTROY! Cena's scar, OMG HAI U SEXY. O.o
> I really don't have much to say right now, because we've pretty much known that there's no way Cena was gonna join Nexus. It's weird how some people ACTUALLY thought John would. Like they WERE all actually going "OMG JOHN NOOOOOOOO." While the rest of us were rolling our eyes at them. XD
> Nnnnnnn. :: giggles so hard. ::
> I love that big huge pop for Bret.
DAMMIT! No RAW opening video!
> Guess who forgot to hit the record button...
> Oh, STUPID DVD. Not working. Now I have to replace it as John-John's talking. FML.
> I may have wrecked my entire DVD-R supply. Good thing I had an extra one. Now why the HELL did I press record in the middle of John's "Super Friends" speech? :: OTL; presses stop. ::
> Out comes Jericho. John-John: "Chris Jericho is on that Summerslam team!" No, really? XD
> Mr Vocabulary, u so funneh.
> Hai, Jericho, plz to be lending your suit to Ted for the next time he's gotta be in a suit for RAW, coz that black-on-black suit is SMEXXEH.
> "FINE! Team is SOLD to Chris Jericho!" :: giggle. :: "The Fozzy-athon!" XDDDDDDD
> BAAAAAAHAHAHA The Alabaster Softshoes. He ACTUALLY said it on TV after saying it on Twitter. XD
> Jericho: :: talks and talks. :: John-John: BOOM!BAI MIC. Crowd: "CE-NA! CE-NA! CE-NA!" XDDDDDD CROWD U SO WEIRD.
> "DO YOU UNDERSTAND. WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU. RIGHT. NOW?!" John-John FTW. It's like, "COZ I NEVER LEARNED TO REEEEEEEEEEAD!" all over again, XD.
> "First of all, don't EVER knock this microphone out of my hand again!" XDDDD BITTER.
> "You're a lot more like Nexus than you think, Cena." Only with a better shirt.
> "Do you understand. What I'm saying. --" "I'm standing right here, take your best shot." That's why John-John is win.
> YES, COLE, WE KNOW YOU GOT AN E-MAIL. The lights flickering isn't exactly a sign that your puppies have escaped again, right? DUUUUUUH.
> Elimination match? It's kinda like Survivor Series then. O.o
> "And if you're not down with that..." Cole canNOT pull off that line. Ever. EVER.
> HEY, WHY NO POP?! ... Oh, coz everybody knows it's a throw-off.
> OH HAI CLOSE-UP OF JOHN-JOHN AS WE FADE INTO COMMERCIAL U SO HAWT.
Commercial break.
> DAMN YOU, JELLICLE CATS! WHY MUST YOU BE SO EXPENSIVE TO WATCH?! CURSE YOU, MAGICAL MISTER MISTOPHELES!
> INTERNET Y U SO AWFUL RYT NAO.
Eht's a shameful ting yeh've lawst'char head...
> I kindasortalamost forgot to press record. Hai, Sheamus bb, u hawt. DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT, SHUT UP HORMONES.
> SHEAMUS ARM PORN. :: ded ::
> OH HAI DADDY. DADDY DADDY DADDY. ... Sheamus. FUUUUUUUUUDGE BROWNIES.
> You can almost SEE what Randy's thinking as he's walking to the ring. "So, okay, gonna hit a couple of RKOs on some sumbitches...win my match in 2 seconds...Dammit, gotta tape another RAW after this one. SO gonna have to tweet about that later."
> LOOOOOOOL, the Usos theme song feels like a sudden letdown after Randy's. XDDDDDDDDD
> ...Did Cole just say Jimmy Uso is the son of Rikishi?
> "You see Randy Orton just GLARING towards Sheamus," King says during a close-up of Sheamus glaring towards Randy.
> Jay Uso's dress sense leaves much to be desired. Read: OMG U SO FUGLEH.
> Nobody is caring about Jimmy in this match. They just wanna see Randy get the whole thing over with already.
> WTF. My DVD just gave way. Again. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
> Get the hell off of Randal, Uso. BOOM!RKO on Papa Sheamus. CRAP, but that was a thing of beauty.
> INVISIBLE ANNA. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> OH HAI MIZ. WTF, Daddy, where are you going?
> BOOM!RKO. RANDAL IS GOD.
> RANDY SLAPPED MIZ. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Edgeward! Who u talkin' 2, bb?
> LOL, y u so flirty, Edgeward.
> O.O COZ IT'S MARIBIASE. HOLY CRAP HAI TE--- PURPLE?! PURPLE SPANKIES?!?!?! OMG THOSE ARE FUGLY TAKE THOSE OFF RIGHT NOW. I mean it. Take those off. Srsleh. Take. Your. Trunks. Off.
> "He said he had an unstoppable team. HE LIED." XDDDDDDDD
> "Plus, we don't even understand when he talks! :: French. :: " Ted: o.O
> OMGGGGGGGG TEDDEH CLOSE-UP U SO BEAUTIFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL.
Commercial break.
> Yes, Mr Narrator Man, Sheamus IS one of my favorite Superstars, how did you know?
> Summerslam back in LA! Wasn't it there last year as well? OSOM.
Back from break...but I've no idea what's happened...
> ...WTF did Khali just say?
> ...Khali vs Edge?! WTF did Edge do to deserve this?!
> "YOU. AND ME. NOW." Eeew, Khali.
Commercial break again.
> I haven't updated dibiasejr and maribiase. Shame on me. I'll do it tomorrow after school.
> Oh, I missed Sheamus and Miz bickering. o.O PAPA.
Khali vs Edge.
> Again, I ask you - who did Edge fuck up to deserve THIS kind of punishment? Poor Edge.
> :: skips. ::
> Oh hai, Nnnnnnn. Run, Edgeward, RUN!
> "Still to come...John Cena." That's what I said.
> HAI EVAN U ADORABLE ANNOYANCE.
Shirtless Nexus EEEW.
> OTUNGA U SO FUGLEH. Why haven't you been fired yet? Your fugliness should be ILLEGAL.
> OH HAI GOLDDUST.
> :: skips. :: No, I'm not kidding. I'm really not watching. I'm reading fic. And hating how there's a problem with my DVD recorder.
> RIP Evan's push. That went by quickly.
> I'd LOVE it if Ted were in John's team for Summerslam, but at the same time, he'd look so out of place. ESPECIALLY IN GAY-AS-THE-FOURTH-OF-JULY PURPLE PANTIES. o.O Good thing he's still so fucking hawt. :: is a Teddy Jr mark. ::
> Do you see this face? --> -.-' <-- That is my face, and it's stopped caring about this match. Actually, it stopped caring about this match an hour before it even started. Coz my ninja skills are AWESOME that way.
> "Or Jericho's team, if that's what we're calling them now." :: giggle. :: Oh Wade.
> ...Yeah, I don't like this, and by that I mean I'm bored. Wade pointing out what's happening to Team Cena. As if we can't figure it out for ourselves.
> Wait. Heel move. DUH, MARCH, DUH. :: headsmack. ::
> Hey Skip Sheffield, Kurt Angle called, he'd like his bald head and his voice back.
> Tarver is REALLY good on the mic, very confident.
Pensive Miz is actually kinda attra--OH HAI PAPA SHEAMUS.
> ...Oh God, everybody else SHUT UP, Sheamus is talking.
> "HEY. Look a'me." :: shivers. ::
> Ooooh, Papa Sheamus with your evil low voice...:: wibble; recites Ted's name like a mantra. ::
> ....Oh GOD. Oh GOOOOOOD. Papa Sheamus's low voice going "...Oi'm wornen' ya, fella. Yeh keyp pushen' me, an' Oi'll meek yeh regret et." RIP Marciana's panties.
One of the Bella Twins vs Alicia
> And they wanna add non-wrestling, actress-females to THIS roster? RIP Divas division.
> Alicia, I'm pretty sure I've seen that top before. Doesn't that belong to Maria? I think so.
> Even the commentators are bored with this - they're still talking about the previous match and the Summerslam match.
> Oh hai, Jillian, been a while.
> Now THAT was probably only about 30 seconds long.
> OH GOD JILLIAN PLZ NO. Someone slap her voicebox out, PLEASE! Oh, Alicia kicked her. Well, that's good to stop her TEMPORARILY...Goes to show I'm smarter than you, Alicia, HAH.
Commercial break.
> I keep writing starts to fics, but never get around to finishing them. Disturbing thought is disturbing.
Ted vs JoMo
> Missed the entire thing coz I had to take a bath already because of problems with our water pump. WONDERFUL.
HAWT RANDAL OH YIZ.
> :: is shivering on the floor like a deadbug. ::
Miz and Sheamus vs Cena and Jericho
> O.O ...Papa Sheamus, I can keep saying you're hawt, but I think angrbooa's going to kill me already. XDDDDDDD
> HAHAHA INVISIBLE ANNA!SHEAMUS IN THE REPLAY.
> ...Gawd, look at those freckles on his back. Just...WOW. :: is resisting the urge to grab her Sharpie and play connect-the-dots. ::
> LOL, John-John, stop dancing around like that. XD
> WTF Miz. Quit telling Papa Sheamus what to do, you ain't da boss o'hem!
> ...JOHN-JOHN AND PAPA MAKING OUT WTF.
> WOW, after John rolled off of Sheamus, I was convinced for a second there as Sheamus was getting up that John-John would suddenly RKO him. O.o
> LOL, sudden zoom in on Sheamus. XDDDDDDDD CAMERA.
> Jericho, plz to be getting your foot off of Sheamus's neck, angrbooa's going to be leaving hickeys on that tonight.
> WHOOOOOA, bai Papa, wheeeee! MIZ, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM PAPA.
Commercial break.
> Just so we're clear - "Daddy" with a capital first "D" is Randy. "Papa" with a capital first P is Sheamus.....Yes, something IS wrong with me, how can you tell? Should I seek help for this?
Back from break...
> And the first thing I see is John's mouth running into Sheamus's very sexy arm. O.o
> Man, John threw Miz like he was made of paper.
> LOL, cheerleader!John.
> Ow. Ow. OW PAPA! Ow Jericho.
> ...John's scar healed fast. :: wibbles. ::
> LOL Sheamus's "WTF DAGGUMMIT STAY DOWN SAYNUH!" face.
> DAMMIT. John-John tweeting about NXT distracted me from John-John getting his ass handed to him by Sheamus. XDDDDDDDD
> KILL HIM, PAPA, KILL HIM! Oh wait, that's Jericho. BE GENTLE WHEN YOU KILL HIM, HE'S A SPECIAL BOY!
> A JeriCena tag team in the future would NOT be opposed to by me.
> OOOOOOOOOOW PAPA'S PRETTY FRECKLED BACK.
> SPRAWLED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING LOOKING LIKE ANGRBOOA JUST GOT DONE WITH HIM. :: dies laughing at Sheamus. ::
> LOOOOOOOOOOOL MIZ, nice one.
> OH HAI RICK ACHBERGER, I c u thar.
> ...Is it seriously raining hard outside right now?...Yes. Because it was fucking hot outside today.
> SWEATY JERICHO. Shut UP, hormones, you belong to Ted, remember? I'm not even CRUSHING on Jericho. WTF.
> O.O WTF U GUYZ. It's not Edge's fault that Khali is total fail, quit picking on him!
:: reads up on RAW spoilers for next week. ::
> OH HAI. Kinda knew you'd be back soon. Let the funness commence!
> OMG NO Y U GO. OMG U GOING TOO?! OH SHIT.
> . . . O.O OMG WTF DON'T YOU DARE OMG GIVE THAT TITLE BACK IT AIN'T YOURS IT AIN'T YOURS IT AIN'T YOOOOOOOOOURS!!!1!!1!!!1!11!!1! :: panics so hard. ::
> So does this mean he's in, especially since 2 are out? o.O
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This episode was a letdown after last week. Plus, Ted's spankin' new spankies are gay as the Fourth of July. I still love him with every last inch of me, but DAYUM, leave the purple panties to The Dashing One, papi. Me no gusto, papi. Or wear white one day. Yes. That would be HAWT.
Love Lots And God Bless!
~ MARCIANA ~
http://twitter.com/marciana86