DAMN YOU WWE DRAFT.
LOL YAY STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS.
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Why hello, Battle Royal.
> I SEE YOU THERE TED OH HAI.
> OH HAI KING PAPA LOBSTER HEAD I SEE YOU TOO.
> Drew's body was ready there for a while.
> DOODWTF. SLATER AND DREW. ALL THAT HAIR.
> LEGGO OF CODY, KING PAPA LOBSTER HEAD.
> Yes, Teddy, OMG, eliminate Kofi, I'm BEGGING you.
> ........Mason Ryan, you're HUMONGOUS.
> OMG, Evan Bourne, why so tiny.
> OMFG COME BACK STREAM GADDAMMIT.
> WUT NO WADE AND TED WTFH.
> OH GOD WUTEVN DREW JUST ELIMINATED SHEAMUS AND ...FUCK YOU STREAM.
> Just learned Ted eliminated Wade. And then did a little dance. Oh TEDWARD.
> Okay, stream, you BETTER keep working.
> GET HIM DB GET HIM.
> Team Smackdown, yo. As long as it ain't Kofi winning it. >:O
> SHIT NO OMFG DREW CODY WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU SAVE HIM.
> LOLerz. Bai Santino.
> DAMMIT CODY.
> YES GET RID OF KOFI GADDAMMIT. COME ON, EVAN, WTFH. TAKEHIMOUT TAKEHIMOUT TAKEHIMOUT.
> If Mason Ryan wins this...
> .........Show, you troll.
> Told you it's Smackdown.
> ......Fucking hell, they got CENA. I CAN'T EVEN. MY FACE RIGHT NOW.
> TED'S FACE AND MY FACE RIGHT NOW ARE EXACTLY THE SAME.
> ..............They're breaking up my Centon. THEY'RE BREAKING UP MY CENTON. I'M FUCKING CRYING RIGHT NOW.
> Oh hai, Randal's movie.
> I STILL CAN'T EVEN. All these plotbunnies, but I can't even. Tears are actually spilling down my face. STOP CRYING, YOU'RE MARCHTISTA, YOU CAN'T FUCKING CRY.
LOL Oh hai, Todd Grisham.
> CENA Y U NO SMACK HIM IN THE BACK.
> .....Although, if this means he goes heel, I'd complain a LOT less.
> .......Um, you're not gonna win, John-John. :(
> Oh hai, Miz, hai. :: still not in a good mood. ::
> ......Cole vs JR tonight?...Wutevn.
> As awesome as their video package people are, I've seen this already.
"Y'all gotta stop with that 'WHAT.'"
> I don't like R-Troof, but DAYUM, that was HILARIOUS.
> "Y'all pissin' me the hell off!" OMG LOL FOREVER.
> I should probably be taking this time to buy soda...
> "LOOK AT LIL JIMMEH. HE SO KYOOT. HE SINGING 'WHAT'S UP' WID DA TROOF! SING IT, LIL JIMMEH, SING IT!" I'm fucking dying of laughter.
> Le invisible child promo.
> "I chose YOU." R-Truth is a Pokemaster. (via @JustinGaybriel)
> "SIDDOWN, FOH-EYEZ." I can't even, you guys, I'm laughing SO hard.
> HE GOT DA CRAZEH EYES.
> ........OMG JOMO Y U GOTTA COCKBLOCK THE FUNNY.
> Suddenly my other HD stream.
Rock's gonna be on RAW next Monday AND I DON'T CARE.
>
> ........WTF WHY IS THERE A HOGAN COMMERCIAL DURING RAW.
> Dood, that's one bad-ass pen. IT JUST KILLED A FUCKING NINJA.
AWESOME KONG FOR THE MOTHERFUCKINGWIN BTW.
> KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG actually showing up now. OMFG. I'm dying of the awesome.
> .......Was that a pun.
> .......They're calling her Kharma. I LOVE IT ALREADY.
EVE STRIPPED LIVE ON RAW.
> And I died.
> LAYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
> ...........Why is she still using Michelle's theme song. o.O
> Here's Michelle. OMFG, just gtfaway from her already, 'Chelle, DAY-UM.
> Oh GEEZ, Cole, wutevn.
> ......I swear if this storyline of Cole interrupting Eve ALL THE FUCKING TIME leads to them secretly dating, I'll fucking laugh my ass off.
> Also: I blinked, and the match was over. o.O
> SHUT UP COLE, RAW GETS A DAMN DRAFT PICK.
> OMFG YES, BEAT HER UP, LAY, BEAT HER THE FUCK UP.
> OMG, Layla is screaming her lungs off and crying and I'm IN LOVE.
> .....Josh just said "NO NO NO" to a girl being thrown at him. JOSH MATHEWS I CAN'T EVEN.
> ..........REY MYSTERIO?! THAT'S IT. I'M NEVER FUCKING WATCH RAW EVER AGAIN.
> John-John in the Smackdown benches. I can't even.
I SO don't think John's winning at Extreme Rules on Sunday, y'all.
> I didn't really expect him to the first time the match was made anyway.
> WOW. Writing a stream of consciousness, AND live-blogging on Tumblr at the same time. I CAN'T EVEN I'M SO AWESOME.
CODY ON MY MURRFUKEN MONITOR HE SO GAWJUS.
> Listen to him. God. I could listen to him talk like that forever. Get in me, goddamn you.
> "HE CAN 619 ANYBODY INTO EMERGENCY OPEN HEART SURGERY."
> "Booyuhkuh...booyuhkuh...bye, bye, bye.". That was disturbingly sexy, I can't even.
GTFO MY SCREEN KOFI.
> OMFG YES KILL HIM KING PAPA LOBSTER HEAD PLEASE FUCKING KILL HIM.
> I forget that they're always having to wrestle in their shirts during Draft, LOL.
> Great time for me to go get soda?
> DAMMIT MY STREAMS.
> FUCK YOU KOFI. clap-clap-clapclapclap.
> JOHN CENA WTF ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE.
> ...........................................
> I.
> Can't.
> EVEN.
> OMFG JOHN IS SO FUCKING HYPE AND EXCITE.
> I can haz Centon vs Barriel plz?
JR and Cole. I can't even.
> Mom called just as the match started. Mom u so ninja.
> JR, what the HELL was that.
> ......Is Cole bleeding?
> Cole IS bleeding. WUTEVN.
> Why are you attacking his groin. o.O
> o.O?! WTF is a Country Whipping match.
#TheMizAlwaysWins
> BIRTHENTAINMENT. I CAN'T EVEN.
> Miz always wins. ALWAYS.
> PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN FOUR YOUR COMMERCIALS ARE INVALID I WANT SOME OF THAT CHEESEBURGER WTF IS THAT.
Oh GOD, Scruffeh!Daddeh vs haircut!Dolph.
> I SRSLEH CAN'T RIGHT NOW.
> His first RKO as Scruffy Smackdown! Daddy, OHYAH.
> PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK I CAN'T EVEN.
> "My elbows, my knees..." YOUR SHOULDERS, YOUR TOES?! LOL HE CAN SING CHILDREN SONGS.
> DADDEH IS FUCKING SCRUFFEH YOUR INTERRUPTION IS FUCKING INVALID.
Why do I not have an 3DNDS in my life.
> Wutevn.
Um. Stream. Quit sticking. Begging you.
> EEEEEEEEEW WTF AND HERE I THOUGHT I COULD BE FOREVER RID OF MARK HENRY.
> ......Sin Cara. WUTNOW. HELL YAH.
OMFG IT'S WAY BURRUH.
> OMFG it's REY. BONER KILLER.
> OH GOD. What if Rey won this, and JGabe got drafted to RAW because of it. o.O
> ......Big Show. PHEW.
> I HATE YOU, KING."Somebody big!" HE FUCKING KNEW.
> .......DEL RIO. WEELTHAN. Obvs, he's winning on Sunday and bringing the WHC with him to RAW, and then Cena's gonna win and bring with him the WWE Title to SD!. Mmhmm.
STFU COLE.
> LOL HE'S GOT COTTON IN HIS MOUTH. NEVER BEEN MORE HAPPY.
> OMG LOL DRAFT TEDDY LONG TOO. XDDDDDDDDD
What even is this, last draft pick.
> Too bad this year's Draft is only 2 hours long. Last draft pick should be BIG, yo.
> Punk kicking at Mark Henry is the greatest thing ever.
> John-John. In blue. That face he just made. It's a good thing my ovaries are part-phoenix.
> DROPKICK. I MARKED.
> CHRISTIAN. GET IT GET IT.
> Miz and John-John AWWWYEEEEAH.
> In which Miz pulls off an awesomer-than-usual looking SKF.
> .................................................
> MY FUCKING HEART.
> IT JUST FUCKING BROKE.
> ALL.
> OVER.
> AGAIN.
>
> WWE YOU FUCKING TROLLZ I CAN'T EVEN OH GOD THE PLOTBUNNIES.
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Weel. All my fucking creys. Off to lunch and then fic. Because I can't not fic all this drama. I really can't.
Love Lots And God Bless!
~ MARCIANA ~
http://twitter.com/marciana86
=========================================
Why hello, Battle Royal.
> I SEE YOU THERE TED OH HAI.
> OH HAI KING PAPA LOBSTER HEAD I SEE YOU TOO.
> Drew's body was ready there for a while.
> DOODWTF. SLATER AND DREW. ALL THAT HAIR.
> LEGGO OF CODY, KING PAPA LOBSTER HEAD.
> Yes, Teddy, OMG, eliminate Kofi, I'm BEGGING you.
> ........Mason Ryan, you're HUMONGOUS.
> OMG, Evan Bourne, why so tiny.
> OMFG COME BACK STREAM GADDAMMIT.
> WUT NO WADE AND TED WTFH.
> OH GOD WUTEVN DREW JUST ELIMINATED SHEAMUS AND ...FUCK YOU STREAM.
> Just learned Ted eliminated Wade. And then did a little dance. Oh TEDWARD.
> Okay, stream, you BETTER keep working.
> GET HIM DB GET HIM.
> Team Smackdown, yo. As long as it ain't Kofi winning it. >:O
> SHIT NO OMFG DREW CODY WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU SAVE HIM.
> LOLerz. Bai Santino.
> DAMMIT CODY.
> YES GET RID OF KOFI GADDAMMIT. COME ON, EVAN, WTFH. TAKEHIMOUT TAKEHIMOUT TAKEHIMOUT.
> If Mason Ryan wins this...
> .........Show, you troll.
> Told you it's Smackdown.
> ......Fucking hell, they got CENA. I CAN'T EVEN. MY FACE RIGHT NOW.
> TED'S FACE AND MY FACE RIGHT NOW ARE EXACTLY THE SAME.
> ..............They're breaking up my Centon. THEY'RE BREAKING UP MY CENTON. I'M FUCKING CRYING RIGHT NOW.
> Oh hai, Randal's movie.
> I STILL CAN'T EVEN. All these plotbunnies, but I can't even. Tears are actually spilling down my face. STOP CRYING, YOU'RE MARCHTISTA, YOU CAN'T FUCKING CRY.
LOL Oh hai, Todd Grisham.
> CENA Y U NO SMACK HIM IN THE BACK.
> .....Although, if this means he goes heel, I'd complain a LOT less.
> .......Um, you're not gonna win, John-John. :(
> Oh hai, Miz, hai. :: still not in a good mood. ::
> ......Cole vs JR tonight?...Wutevn.
> As awesome as their video package people are, I've seen this already.
"Y'all gotta stop with that 'WHAT.'"
> I don't like R-Troof, but DAYUM, that was HILARIOUS.
> "Y'all pissin' me the hell off!" OMG LOL FOREVER.
> I should probably be taking this time to buy soda...
> "LOOK AT LIL JIMMEH. HE SO KYOOT. HE SINGING 'WHAT'S UP' WID DA TROOF! SING IT, LIL JIMMEH, SING IT!" I'm fucking dying of laughter.
> Le invisible child promo.
> "I chose YOU." R-Truth is a Pokemaster. (via @JustinGaybriel)
> "SIDDOWN, FOH-EYEZ." I can't even, you guys, I'm laughing SO hard.
> HE GOT DA CRAZEH EYES.
> ........OMG JOMO Y U GOTTA COCKBLOCK THE FUNNY.
> Suddenly my other HD stream.
Rock's gonna be on RAW next Monday AND I DON'T CARE.
>
> ........WTF WHY IS THERE A HOGAN COMMERCIAL DURING RAW.
> Dood, that's one bad-ass pen. IT JUST KILLED A FUCKING NINJA.
AWESOME KONG FOR THE MOTHERFUCKINGWIN BTW.
> KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG actually showing up now. OMFG. I'm dying of the awesome.
> .......Was that a pun.
> .......They're calling her Kharma. I LOVE IT ALREADY.
EVE STRIPPED LIVE ON RAW.
> And I died.
> LAYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
> ...........Why is she still using Michelle's theme song. o.O
> Here's Michelle. OMFG, just gtfaway from her already, 'Chelle, DAY-UM.
> Oh GEEZ, Cole, wutevn.
> ......I swear if this storyline of Cole interrupting Eve ALL THE FUCKING TIME leads to them secretly dating, I'll fucking laugh my ass off.
> Also: I blinked, and the match was over. o.O
> SHUT UP COLE, RAW GETS A DAMN DRAFT PICK.
> OMFG YES, BEAT HER UP, LAY, BEAT HER THE FUCK UP.
> OMG, Layla is screaming her lungs off and crying and I'm IN LOVE.
> .....Josh just said "NO NO NO" to a girl being thrown at him. JOSH MATHEWS I CAN'T EVEN.
> ..........REY MYSTERIO?! THAT'S IT. I'M NEVER FUCKING WATCH RAW EVER AGAIN.
> John-John in the Smackdown benches. I can't even.
I SO don't think John's winning at Extreme Rules on Sunday, y'all.
> I didn't really expect him to the first time the match was made anyway.
> WOW. Writing a stream of consciousness, AND live-blogging on Tumblr at the same time. I CAN'T EVEN I'M SO AWESOME.
CODY ON MY MURRFUKEN MONITOR HE SO GAWJUS.
> Listen to him. God. I could listen to him talk like that forever. Get in me, goddamn you.
> "HE CAN 619 ANYBODY INTO EMERGENCY OPEN HEART SURGERY."
> "Booyuhkuh...booyuhkuh...bye, bye, bye.". That was disturbingly sexy, I can't even.
GTFO MY SCREEN KOFI.
> OMFG YES KILL HIM KING PAPA LOBSTER HEAD PLEASE FUCKING KILL HIM.
> I forget that they're always having to wrestle in their shirts during Draft, LOL.
> Great time for me to go get soda?
> DAMMIT MY STREAMS.
> FUCK YOU KOFI. clap-clap-clapclapclap.
> JOHN CENA WTF ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE.
> ...........................................
> I.
> Can't.
> EVEN.
> OMFG JOHN IS SO FUCKING HYPE AND EXCITE.
> I can haz Centon vs Barriel plz?
JR and Cole. I can't even.
> Mom called just as the match started. Mom u so ninja.
> JR, what the HELL was that.
> ......Is Cole bleeding?
> Cole IS bleeding. WUTEVN.
> Why are you attacking his groin. o.O
> o.O?! WTF is a Country Whipping match.
#TheMizAlwaysWins
> BIRTHENTAINMENT. I CAN'T EVEN.
> Miz always wins. ALWAYS.
> PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN FOUR YOUR COMMERCIALS ARE INVALID I WANT SOME OF THAT CHEESEBURGER WTF IS THAT.
Oh GOD, Scruffeh!Daddeh vs haircut!Dolph.
> I SRSLEH CAN'T RIGHT NOW.
> His first RKO as Scruffy Smackdown! Daddy, OHYAH.
> PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK I CAN'T EVEN.
> "My elbows, my knees..." YOUR SHOULDERS, YOUR TOES?! LOL HE CAN SING CHILDREN SONGS.
> DADDEH IS FUCKING SCRUFFEH YOUR INTERRUPTION IS FUCKING INVALID.
Why do I not have an 3DNDS in my life.
> Wutevn.
Um. Stream. Quit sticking. Begging you.
> EEEEEEEEEW WTF AND HERE I THOUGHT I COULD BE FOREVER RID OF MARK HENRY.
> ......Sin Cara. WUTNOW. HELL YAH.
OMFG IT'S WAY BURRUH.
> OMFG it's REY. BONER KILLER.
> OH GOD. What if Rey won this, and JGabe got drafted to RAW because of it. o.O
> ......Big Show. PHEW.
> I HATE YOU, KING."Somebody big!" HE FUCKING KNEW.
> .......DEL RIO. WEELTHAN. Obvs, he's winning on Sunday and bringing the WHC with him to RAW, and then Cena's gonna win and bring with him the WWE Title to SD!. Mmhmm.
STFU COLE.
> LOL HE'S GOT COTTON IN HIS MOUTH. NEVER BEEN MORE HAPPY.
> OMG LOL DRAFT TEDDY LONG TOO. XDDDDDDDDD
What even is this, last draft pick.
> Too bad this year's Draft is only 2 hours long. Last draft pick should be BIG, yo.
> Punk kicking at Mark Henry is the greatest thing ever.
> John-John. In blue. That face he just made. It's a good thing my ovaries are part-phoenix.
> DROPKICK. I MARKED.
> CHRISTIAN. GET IT GET IT.
> Miz and John-John AWWWYEEEEAH.
> In which Miz pulls off an awesomer-than-usual looking SKF.
> .................................................
> MY FUCKING HEART.
> IT JUST FUCKING BROKE.
> ALL.
> OVER.
> AGAIN.
>
> WWE YOU FUCKING TROLLZ I CAN'T EVEN OH GOD THE PLOTBUNNIES.
===========================================
Weel. All my fucking creys. Off to lunch and then fic. Because I can't not fic all this drama. I really can't.
Love Lots And God Bless!
~ MARCIANA ~
http://twitter.com/marciana86