RAW SOC with crappy internet. GOOD LUCK.
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RAW OPENING
> Because we really need to go back 2 weeks. :: eyeroll. ::
EDGE'S IMPRESSION OF A CAR: "BIIIIIIIITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH..."
> Edgeypoo bitchin' on Team WWE. LOL u srs.
> "...And pull your head outta your rear-end." Just barely PG. Oi heytchah, PG-rating, Oi HEYTCHAH.
> "How do you kill a snake? YOU CHOP IT'S HEAD OFF!" Or you feed it to an eagle.
> LOOOOOOL, GM MacBook almost sounded like he was censoring Truth. XD
> "Good luck - you're ON. Your OWN." HAH. Straight to the point.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
> LOL hai thar advert for GLEE season 2. O.o OH GOD THAT'S NEXT MONTH ALREADY OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG :: dies of excitement. ::
> "Wow, I just lost my train of thought, you have so much MARGARINE in your hair."
> "You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination: HORROR."
Back from break, and Edge's music is STILL awesome.
> ...And so is the Nexus theme. XD
> Oh hai, Wade Barrett. PS - I still HATE the design on the front of the NEXUS shirt. XD
> Would it surprise ANYONE to know that instead of watching the match, I'm answering the awesome comments to Chapter 1 of "La Fijacion"? Didn't think so.
> So out comes the rest of Nexus and Edge high-tails it. Smart heel is smart.
And off to commercial break.
> http://marcianafics.livejournal.com/tag/la fijacion - My new Centon vs Candy fic series. Prologue and Chapter 1 now up. Go check it out. < / shameless plug. >
> My sister and I can do "Glee"'s version of "Poker Face" SO AWESOMELY.
"WAIR'S SAYNUH?" says Edge. XDDDDDDD
> Edge bitching to John-John. "No one wants to listen to me," says John. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> "Well, good luck with that, coz you're gonna be doing it WITHOUT ME." "NO. :: sad face. ::"
> Jericho: Creepy smile face. Jericho's creepy smile face: Looks like this -> X)
> "WO HO HO HO." That made me GIGGLE so HARD.
> ......Jericho hasn't shaved.
> "Fine. That's what you want? Fine." WOW, John's been easy to talk to these past couple of weeks. XDDDDDDDD
Commercial break.
> Back to answering comments. MAN, I love my reviewers! They make me smile and laugh so hard.
GTFO MY SCREEN, KHALI!
> ... Oh hai, JoMo, you're a shampooed, dried, mini version of Khali in that shot.
> ... Seven dwarfs? STFU KHALI.
> "Good luck in your match tonight against DiBiase." YAAAAAY TED.
> "We did not attack you cuz--" BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF HIS FUGLINESS.
> ...Oh look. Otunga and Khali. Double fugliness on my TV. GTFO MY TV, OTUNGHALI.
Commercial break right away?
> GOOD! I can go back to my comments!
6-Diva Tag Match
> OH HAI EVE AND NATALYA ON THE SAME TEAM. You make me happeh.
> OH HAI TAMINA. You make me wish WWE wasn't searching for "ACTRESSES WILLING TO BE TRAINED" to make new Divas. You make me wish they found you earlier.
> Divas, y so blue.
> Oh Gail. There was a time when you were awesome enough to be Women's champ. Nowadays, I just yawn when I see you. How the mighty have fallen.
> NATALYA FOR NEXT DIVAS CHAMP PLZ.
> At least Alicia's okay on the mic. She's not spectacular, but it's there.
> Oh hai thar, Melina. Thank you for kicking Alicia's ass in smexxeh street clothes. Too bad they scrapped the MariBiase vs Melison idea, that would've been SOOOOOOOOOO awesome.
> Oh GOD, Melina. Now THERE is a Diva! HUBBA HUBBA AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
> OH HAI THAR JOHN-JOHN'S DIMPLES I CAN C U.
> OMG HAI THAR PAPA SHEAMUS I CAN C U TOO.
> OMFG.
Papa Sheamus: :: is shown walking backstage. ::
My sister: God, is he UGLY.
Me: O.O WTFFFFF!!1!!!!11!1! :: cries. ::
angrbooa: :: is chewing her pillows off, trying to keep from choking a bitch. XDDDDDDDDD ::
BRIEF COMMERCIAL BREAK IS BRIEF AND LOOK IT'S PAPA HI PAPA SHEAMUS HI.
> Yep. Mayonnaise jokes are OFFICIALLY stale. Hah, did I just do a pun? OH YAH I DID.
> Oh hai Goldust. I think I only ever saw two of Sheamus's and Goldust's ECW matches, coz I didn't really watch ECW unless it was REALLY interesting...
> FLOPPEH HAIRED PAPA SHEAMUS ♥ ♥ ♥
> I bet if Sleeping Beauty pricked her finger on Papa's spiked up hair, she'd die from that curse that was put on her. Dangerous spikes are sexily dangerous, Papa.
> AWWW, Papa's "OWIE" face.
> OMG PAPA TONGUE PORN HOLY CRAP GIF NAO PLZ.
> BOOM!Bicycle kick. Nighty-night, Goldust. Oh wait, no, Papa's not done yet. He likes to play with his food, of course, right, angrbooa?
> ...I do believe he was crawling on the mat. In a very stalker, predatory way. It looked perfect. That's cuz he practiced it a lot with angrbooa, and practice makes perfect. Oh yiz. Look, Papa and TudduhBerr, I iz zmart!
> "Wot eh def'rence a yerr meks!"
> "Thar's no troyen'. Thar's jus' SHER power an' dominance!" FUCK YES.
> "My own HARD WORK." angrbooa ... he said "hard."
> Triple H mention, coz he'll be back at Summerslam, so totes.
> FUCK, I LOVE the way he says "IRONY." "Oiruhneh."
> And DESERVE. "DEE-ZERRV." OY.
> "All I need is what I already have!" Mine and angrbooa's panties cunts ovaries hearts? Oh, the title. XD
> OH HAI THAR JOHN-JOHN U SO SEXXEH.
COMMERCIAL BREAK = TIME TO GRIPE ABOUT MY INTERNET.
> OI HEYTCHA, INTARWEBZ, OI HEYTCHA!
AND NOW BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING - Cena vs Jericho
> JOHN-JOOOOOOOOOOOHN. :: marks out, not caring to check if Ted can see her or not. ::
> ...OH GOD. My reviewers are keeping me from watching this match. My reviewers >>>>> John-John, apparently! XD
> "You need to QUIT, Cena! Stay down, you IDIOT!" Jericho LOVES to trash talk John-John, and it's HILARIOUS when he does, srsleh.
> HELPLESS JOHN-JOHN OH GOD I CAN HAZ PLZ.
> "Jericho's REALLY taking it to Cena." OH HAI MIND U SO GREEN. You don't even SHIP JeriCena, WTF.
> OH HAI CENA ASS SHOT. :: giggles. ::
> LOOOOOOOL, I love the way John went "O.O WHOA!" when Jericho countered the AA into a roll into the Walls. Oh JOHN-JOHN.
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, John-John's "O.O OMFGWTF Y U TAP" face. C'mere, bb, Imma comfort you in the comfort of my bewbiez.
> "Chris, one minute, please!" ... I just...I...John-John begging...oh GOD :: FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP. ::
> "I don't WANT you to leave." EMO JOHN IS EMO OMG RANDAL WHERE ARE YOU GO COMFORT YOUR EMO BOYFRIEND.
> "...You handle what needs to be handled." THAT'S WHAT RANDY SAID TO YOU, JOHN-JOHN.
> JERICHO'S EMO FACE LOL. Apparently, tonight, EMO IS RAW. O.o
> "Jericho is OUT." SO HE'S ACTUALLY GAY? ... Oh wait, that's not what King meant, is it? XDDDDDDDDD
Commercial break.
> Some of the epicness of my reviewers:
“We’re not done having fun yet,” Cody says, and I’m thinking of Children Of The Corn. Or Gremlins. - hahahhaah GREMLINS. yeah, cody's a big ol' fluffy gizmo ♥ but like the cute one that isn't wet and fed after 12:00 pm. omg those shits are fucking scary D8> just imagine cody & randy in bed and they're getting jiggy with it and then as soon as cody's wet he turns into the mean crazy gizmo thing. omg FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK D: poor randy. he'd have to turn into ~nagini~ and then enjoy hot animagus candy sex :D
Are YOUR reviewers like that? I DON'T THINK SO! That's coz MY reviewers are THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT WHAT THEY DO.
JERIEDGE LOCKER ROOM DRAMA LOLZ.
> "Since we're being open and honest here..." ILU EDGE, I do. LOL, no, he didn't say that, but XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, it would've been EPIC.
> "Together, we could OWN this place. THAT's why they're trying to keep us apart." IT'S A LOVE STORY, BABY, JUST SAY YES.
> Aaaaaaaaaand sticky bro-hug.
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL GM MACBOOK'S REACH APPARENTLY EXTENDS TO THE LOCKER ROOMS. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD "I R GM MACBOOK. I R NINJA. FEAR ME."
> Wow. JeriEdge vs Bret and Cena. Only ONE of them isn't Canadian. XDDDDD WUT.
"Ladies and gentlemen, joining me now...is The Viper, Randy Orton."
> "Sounds to me like Sheamus needs to do his homework." :: shivers. ::
> "I once gave Triple H a six-week vacation." Long enough to do a movie. XD
> "He can see what I am capable of doing to another human being." We don't need to watch you in a match with Miz to do that, Randy. We just need to watch you fucking John's brains out.
> LOOOOOOOOOL RANDAL WALKED OUT BEFORE JOSH COULD THANK HIM.
> Legendary trailer, and they didn't show it. FORGET YOU, JACK TV.
KHALI VS TUDDUBERR.
> Okay. Who did Ted play a horrible prank on? Who did Ted piss off? What did he do to deserve THIS match? Mah poor bb.
> HAI THAR MARIBIASE U SO GORGEOUS. Even if Ted's trunks are STILL effing gay.
> LOOOOOL TED AND MARYSE ON THE APRON WITH THE HAIR-FLIPPING. TEDDEH U PRV.
> RUN, TEDDY, RUN!
> LOOOOOOL, Teddy's ":O!" face.
> Ooooh, right on the moneybags!
> Not his bewbiez, not his bewbiez...OOOOOOOOOOOW!
> KILL HIM, TED, KILL HIM! :: is your weekly dose of "KILL HIM, person, KILL HIM!" from me. ::
> ....Urm...I love the way he said, "WUT'RE YOU DOIN'?!" :: wibble. ::
> ...They didn't show Barrett taking the Million Dollar Title. O.o?!
> TED FOR TEAM WWE KPLZTNX.
Commercial break.
> SO SLEEPEH. But it's main event time. Daddy vs Miz, with Papa later. MOMMAH HELP.
> Done with answering comments for my new chapter! You guys are SERIOUSLY that awesome, I can't get over it. Thank you thank you THANK YOU!
DADDY VS MIZ WITH PAPA LATER OMG MOMMAH ANGRBOOA HELP ME.
> Miz is AWESOME on the mic. SRSLEH.
> "Do you HEAR me, Randy? Do the voices in your HEAD hear me?" XDDDDDDDDD
> "GET.IT.STRAIGHT!" angrbooa and I NEVER have to tell Ted and Sheamus that.
> LOOOOOOL, after weeks of NEVER being able to finish his catchphrase, he FINALLY gets to finish it tonight. XDDDDD EPIC.
> LOOOOOOOL Daddy walking double-time to the ring, XD.
> He's all glaring and Viper-y, and all I'm thinking about is him thinking "gonna kill miz lol", Twitter-Ortz style. XDDDDDDDDDDD
> O.o Did Miz just SLAP Randy's bald head?
> ...Man, Miz looks particularly small next to Randal. O.o
> RANDAL'S SEXY THIGH. :: stares and drools. :: I'm sorry, there's a match going on?
> O.o Dear Camera guys: PLZ to be getting Miz's crotch off my screen tnxbai.
> OOOOOOOOW Boot to the face. Oh RANDAL, you're so unexpected.
> ...Didn't Jericho do that to John-John too? O.o
> LOOOOOOOL, I love watching Randy fly. He jumps like he's captain of a cheerleading squad or something.
> OMG HAI THAR PAPA SHEAMUS U HAWT.
> COMMERCIAL BREAK?! R U SRS?! OMG IMMAHAFTACHOKEABITCH!
> Back from break, and the first thing I see is "Oi apprOWve o'thes message" look on Sheamus's face as Miz clothesline's Randy's head off. OYYYY.
> ...There's another way to kill a snake - rip its jaws apart. o.O
> GAH, Randy face first into the turnbuckle! :: wibble. :: And he was all X.x when it happened. OWEE.
> PS - I love how he tweeted that even his WIFE says the wrist tape should come back! XDDDDDDD
> OMG HELPLESS DADDY I CAN HAZ IN MAH BEDz NAO PLZ.
> "Randy Orton switching gears!" XDDDD Made me think he was changing trunks on international TV, in the middle of a match.
> KILL HIM, DADDY, KILL HIM! :: over-quotas on the "KILL HIM, person, KILL HIM!" comments. ::
> WHAT HAPPEN WITH THE COUNTER?! Jack TV cut the replay out too. FUUUUUUUUKness.
> O.O WHAT A MOVE HOLY CRAP THAT WAS SRSLEH AWESOME MIZ. A knee to the back of the head into a neckbreaker! HOLY MOTHER OF--
> BOOM!RKO. LOVE IIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
> ......OKAY I LOVED THAT. Papa runs his hawtness down to the ring, Daddy sees and starts stomping the mat, and Papa stops short. FUCKING LOVED THAT OMG.
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Much, MUCH better episode than last week. Srsleh. Wonder what happens to Team WWE next week...TED TO TEAM WWE PLZKTNX.
Love Lots And God Bless!
~ MARCIANA ~
http://twitter.com/marciana86
RAW OPENING
> Because we really need to go back 2 weeks. :: eyeroll. ::
EDGE'S IMPRESSION OF A CAR: "BIIIIIIIITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH..."
> Edgeypoo bitchin' on Team WWE. LOL u srs.
> "...And pull your head outta your rear-end." Just barely PG. Oi heytchah, PG-rating, Oi HEYTCHAH.
> "How do you kill a snake? YOU CHOP IT'S HEAD OFF!" Or you feed it to an eagle.
> LOOOOOOL, GM MacBook almost sounded like he was censoring Truth. XD
> "Good luck - you're ON. Your OWN." HAH. Straight to the point.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
> LOL hai thar advert for GLEE season 2. O.o OH GOD THAT'S NEXT MONTH ALREADY OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG :: dies of excitement. ::
> "Wow, I just lost my train of thought, you have so much MARGARINE in your hair."
> "You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination: HORROR."
Back from break, and Edge's music is STILL awesome.
> ...And so is the Nexus theme. XD
> Oh hai, Wade Barrett. PS - I still HATE the design on the front of the NEXUS shirt. XD
> Would it surprise ANYONE to know that instead of watching the match, I'm answering the awesome comments to Chapter 1 of "La Fijacion"? Didn't think so.
> So out comes the rest of Nexus and Edge high-tails it. Smart heel is smart.
And off to commercial break.
> http://marcianafics.livejournal.com/tag/la fijacion - My new Centon vs Candy fic series. Prologue and Chapter 1 now up. Go check it out. < / shameless plug. >
> My sister and I can do "Glee"'s version of "Poker Face" SO AWESOMELY.
"WAIR'S SAYNUH?" says Edge. XDDDDDDD
> Edge bitching to John-John. "No one wants to listen to me," says John. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> "Well, good luck with that, coz you're gonna be doing it WITHOUT ME." "NO. :: sad face. ::"
> Jericho: Creepy smile face. Jericho's creepy smile face: Looks like this -> X)
> "WO HO HO HO." That made me GIGGLE so HARD.
> ......Jericho hasn't shaved.
> "Fine. That's what you want? Fine." WOW, John's been easy to talk to these past couple of weeks. XDDDDDDDD
Commercial break.
> Back to answering comments. MAN, I love my reviewers! They make me smile and laugh so hard.
GTFO MY SCREEN, KHALI!
> ... Oh hai, JoMo, you're a shampooed, dried, mini version of Khali in that shot.
> ... Seven dwarfs? STFU KHALI.
> "Good luck in your match tonight against DiBiase." YAAAAAY TED.
> "We did not attack you cuz--" BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF HIS FUGLINESS.
> ...Oh look. Otunga and Khali. Double fugliness on my TV. GTFO MY TV, OTUNGHALI.
Commercial break right away?
> GOOD! I can go back to my comments!
6-Diva Tag Match
> OH HAI EVE AND NATALYA ON THE SAME TEAM. You make me happeh.
> OH HAI TAMINA. You make me wish WWE wasn't searching for "ACTRESSES WILLING TO BE TRAINED" to make new Divas. You make me wish they found you earlier.
> Divas, y so blue.
> Oh Gail. There was a time when you were awesome enough to be Women's champ. Nowadays, I just yawn when I see you. How the mighty have fallen.
> NATALYA FOR NEXT DIVAS CHAMP PLZ.
> At least Alicia's okay on the mic. She's not spectacular, but it's there.
> Oh hai thar, Melina. Thank you for kicking Alicia's ass in smexxeh street clothes. Too bad they scrapped the MariBiase vs Melison idea, that would've been SOOOOOOOOOO awesome.
> Oh GOD, Melina. Now THERE is a Diva! HUBBA HUBBA AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
> OH HAI THAR JOHN-JOHN'S DIMPLES I CAN C U.
> OMG HAI THAR PAPA SHEAMUS I CAN C U TOO.
> OMFG.
Papa Sheamus: :: is shown walking backstage. ::
My sister: God, is he UGLY.
Me: O.O WTFFFFF!!1!!!!11!1! :: cries. ::
angrbooa: :: is chewing her pillows off, trying to keep from choking a bitch. XDDDDDDDDD ::
BRIEF COMMERCIAL BREAK IS BRIEF AND LOOK IT'S PAPA HI PAPA SHEAMUS HI.
> Yep. Mayonnaise jokes are OFFICIALLY stale. Hah, did I just do a pun? OH YAH I DID.
> Oh hai Goldust. I think I only ever saw two of Sheamus's and Goldust's ECW matches, coz I didn't really watch ECW unless it was REALLY interesting...
> FLOPPEH HAIRED PAPA SHEAMUS ♥ ♥ ♥
> I bet if Sleeping Beauty pricked her finger on Papa's spiked up hair, she'd die from that curse that was put on her. Dangerous spikes are sexily dangerous, Papa.
> AWWW, Papa's "OWIE" face.
> OMG PAPA TONGUE PORN HOLY CRAP GIF NAO PLZ.
> BOOM!Bicycle kick. Nighty-night, Goldust. Oh wait, no, Papa's not done yet. He likes to play with his food, of course, right, angrbooa?
> ...I do believe he was crawling on the mat. In a very stalker, predatory way. It looked perfect. That's cuz he practiced it a lot with angrbooa, and practice makes perfect. Oh yiz. Look, Papa and TudduhBerr, I iz zmart!
> "Wot eh def'rence a yerr meks!"
> "Thar's no troyen'. Thar's jus' SHER power an' dominance!" FUCK YES.
> "My own HARD WORK." angrbooa ... he said "hard."
> Triple H mention, coz he'll be back at Summerslam, so totes.
> FUCK, I LOVE the way he says "IRONY." "Oiruhneh."
> And DESERVE. "DEE-ZERRV." OY.
> "All I need is what I already have!" Mine and angrbooa's panties cunts ovaries hearts? Oh, the title. XD
> OH HAI THAR JOHN-JOHN U SO SEXXEH.
COMMERCIAL BREAK = TIME TO GRIPE ABOUT MY INTERNET.
> OI HEYTCHA, INTARWEBZ, OI HEYTCHA!
AND NOW BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING - Cena vs Jericho
> JOHN-JOOOOOOOOOOOHN. :: marks out, not caring to check if Ted can see her or not. ::
> ...OH GOD. My reviewers are keeping me from watching this match. My reviewers >>>>> John-John, apparently! XD
> "You need to QUIT, Cena! Stay down, you IDIOT!" Jericho LOVES to trash talk John-John, and it's HILARIOUS when he does, srsleh.
> HELPLESS JOHN-JOHN OH GOD I CAN HAZ PLZ.
> "Jericho's REALLY taking it to Cena." OH HAI MIND U SO GREEN. You don't even SHIP JeriCena, WTF.
> OH HAI CENA ASS SHOT. :: giggles. ::
> LOOOOOOOL, I love the way John went "O.O WHOA!" when Jericho countered the AA into a roll into the Walls. Oh JOHN-JOHN.
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, John-John's "O.O OMFGWTF Y U TAP" face. C'mere, bb, Imma comfort you in the comfort of my bewbiez.
> "Chris, one minute, please!" ... I just...I...John-John begging...oh GOD :: FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP. ::
> "I don't WANT you to leave." EMO JOHN IS EMO OMG RANDAL WHERE ARE YOU GO COMFORT YOUR EMO BOYFRIEND.
> "...You handle what needs to be handled." THAT'S WHAT RANDY SAID TO YOU, JOHN-JOHN.
> JERICHO'S EMO FACE LOL. Apparently, tonight, EMO IS RAW. O.o
> "Jericho is OUT." SO HE'S ACTUALLY GAY? ... Oh wait, that's not what King meant, is it? XDDDDDDDDD
Commercial break.
> Some of the epicness of my reviewers:
“We’re not done having fun yet,” Cody says, and I’m thinking of Children Of The Corn. Or Gremlins. - hahahhaah GREMLINS. yeah, cody's a big ol' fluffy gizmo ♥ but like the cute one that isn't wet and fed after 12:00 pm. omg those shits are fucking scary D8> just imagine cody & randy in bed and they're getting jiggy with it and then as soon as cody's wet he turns into the mean crazy gizmo thing. omg FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK D: poor randy. he'd have to turn into ~nagini~ and then enjoy hot animagus candy sex :D
Are YOUR reviewers like that? I DON'T THINK SO! That's coz MY reviewers are THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT WHAT THEY DO.
JERIEDGE LOCKER ROOM DRAMA LOLZ.
> "Since we're being open and honest here..." ILU EDGE, I do. LOL, no, he didn't say that, but XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, it would've been EPIC.
> "Together, we could OWN this place. THAT's why they're trying to keep us apart." IT'S A LOVE STORY, BABY, JUST SAY YES.
> Aaaaaaaaaand sticky bro-hug.
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL GM MACBOOK'S REACH APPARENTLY EXTENDS TO THE LOCKER ROOMS. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD "I R GM MACBOOK. I R NINJA. FEAR ME."
> Wow. JeriEdge vs Bret and Cena. Only ONE of them isn't Canadian. XDDDDD WUT.
"Ladies and gentlemen, joining me now...is The Viper, Randy Orton."
> "Sounds to me like Sheamus needs to do his homework." :: shivers. ::
> "I once gave Triple H a six-week vacation." Long enough to do a movie. XD
> "He can see what I am capable of doing to another human being." We don't need to watch you in a match with Miz to do that, Randy. We just need to watch you fucking John's brains out.
> LOOOOOOOOOL RANDAL WALKED OUT BEFORE JOSH COULD THANK HIM.
> Legendary trailer, and they didn't show it. FORGET YOU, JACK TV.
KHALI VS TUDDUBERR.
> Okay. Who did Ted play a horrible prank on? Who did Ted piss off? What did he do to deserve THIS match? Mah poor bb.
> HAI THAR MARIBIASE U SO GORGEOUS. Even if Ted's trunks are STILL effing gay.
> LOOOOOL TED AND MARYSE ON THE APRON WITH THE HAIR-FLIPPING. TEDDEH U PRV.
> RUN, TEDDY, RUN!
> LOOOOOOL, Teddy's ":O!" face.
> Ooooh, right on the moneybags!
> Not his bewbiez, not his bewbiez...OOOOOOOOOOOW!
> KILL HIM, TED, KILL HIM! :: is your weekly dose of "KILL HIM, person, KILL HIM!" from me. ::
> ....Urm...I love the way he said, "WUT'RE YOU DOIN'?!" :: wibble. ::
> ...They didn't show Barrett taking the Million Dollar Title. O.o?!
> TED FOR TEAM WWE KPLZTNX.
Commercial break.
> SO SLEEPEH. But it's main event time. Daddy vs Miz, with Papa later. MOMMAH HELP.
> Done with answering comments for my new chapter! You guys are SERIOUSLY that awesome, I can't get over it. Thank you thank you THANK YOU!
DADDY VS MIZ WITH PAPA LATER OMG MOMMAH ANGRBOOA HELP ME.
> Miz is AWESOME on the mic. SRSLEH.
> "Do you HEAR me, Randy? Do the voices in your HEAD hear me?" XDDDDDDDDD
> "GET.IT.STRAIGHT!" angrbooa and I NEVER have to tell Ted and Sheamus that.
> LOOOOOOL, after weeks of NEVER being able to finish his catchphrase, he FINALLY gets to finish it tonight. XDDDDD EPIC.
> LOOOOOOOL Daddy walking double-time to the ring, XD.
> He's all glaring and Viper-y, and all I'm thinking about is him thinking "gonna kill miz lol", Twitter-Ortz style. XDDDDDDDDDDD
> O.o Did Miz just SLAP Randy's bald head?
> ...Man, Miz looks particularly small next to Randal. O.o
> RANDAL'S SEXY THIGH. :: stares and drools. :: I'm sorry, there's a match going on?
> O.o Dear Camera guys: PLZ to be getting Miz's crotch off my screen tnxbai.
> OOOOOOOOW Boot to the face. Oh RANDAL, you're so unexpected.
> ...Didn't Jericho do that to John-John too? O.o
> LOOOOOOOL, I love watching Randy fly. He jumps like he's captain of a cheerleading squad or something.
> OMG HAI THAR PAPA SHEAMUS U HAWT.
> COMMERCIAL BREAK?! R U SRS?! OMG IMMAHAFTACHOKEABITCH!
> Back from break, and the first thing I see is "Oi apprOWve o'thes message" look on Sheamus's face as Miz clothesline's Randy's head off. OYYYY.
> ...There's another way to kill a snake - rip its jaws apart. o.O
> GAH, Randy face first into the turnbuckle! :: wibble. :: And he was all X.x when it happened. OWEE.
> PS - I love how he tweeted that even his WIFE says the wrist tape should come back! XDDDDDDD
> OMG HELPLESS DADDY I CAN HAZ IN MAH BEDz NAO PLZ.
> "Randy Orton switching gears!" XDDDD Made me think he was changing trunks on international TV, in the middle of a match.
> KILL HIM, DADDY, KILL HIM! :: over-quotas on the "KILL HIM, person, KILL HIM!" comments. ::
> WHAT HAPPEN WITH THE COUNTER?! Jack TV cut the replay out too. FUUUUUUUUKness.
> O.O WHAT A MOVE HOLY CRAP THAT WAS SRSLEH AWESOME MIZ. A knee to the back of the head into a neckbreaker! HOLY MOTHER OF--
> BOOM!RKO. LOVE IIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
> ......OKAY I LOVED THAT. Papa runs his hawtness down to the ring, Daddy sees and starts stomping the mat, and Papa stops short. FUCKING LOVED THAT OMG.
======================================
Much, MUCH better episode than last week. Srsleh. Wonder what happens to Team WWE next week...TED TO TEAM WWE PLZKTNX.
Love Lots And God Bless!
~ MARCIANA ~
http://twitter.com/marciana86