STOP. RAW time.
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Bret Hart opens RAW. Jericho opens his big mouth.
> BATMAN SHIRT. :: worships. ::
> Bret just plugged Summerslam like he was doing a voice-over for a commercial. A very senior-citizen voice-over.
> "Edge and Jericho decided to QUIT Team WWE." BOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
> missed the rest of the promo coz mom and dad came home. And because our water tank is all busted up with a hole AGAIN, I have to go take ANOTHER 5-minute bath. MERCY ME.
All clean and stuff now. Commercial break.
> Just caught the replay of Miz vs Evan. I like Miz now. I used to not like him, but he does AWESOME promos (YES I SAID AWESOME). I have very little doubt he'll cash MITB in on Sunday. Statistically, he's a shoo-in.
> John Cena, talking to Khali. AS PWTorch humorously put it, he's either talking strategy with him, begging him to stay with Team WWE, or persuading him to buy his 7-11 cup. Which I wish there were here in the Philippines. O.o
> LOOOOL FAMILY GUY CHARACTERS AS THE SUPER FRIENDS. "...And Meg." XDDDDDD
Melina vs Alicia Fox
> HAI MELINA. I MISSED YOU, MELINA. U SO HAWT, MELINA.
> "There is only ONE Melina." NOT fail, Cole. Congrats.
> It's not that I don't like how Alicia looks. I just don't like Alicia, period. Although she's not bad on the mic. She may yet win me over.
> So Alicia just lifted Melina right off her feet like she was made of matchsticks. NICE.
> Oooh, NXT crane-cam angle. LIKEY.
> Melina vs Maryse in a scream bout plz. Shame they nixed the Melison vs MariBiase idea. That would've been OSOM.
> ...did Melina's head just bounce off the post? O.o
> Only Alicia would have enough time DURING a match to strut like that.
> Botched backbreaker. O.o That's why I don't like Alicia.
> If you're not Beth Phoenix, do NOT attempt the whole "Carry a Diva over your shoulder like you're Diana or something" thing. I'm BEGGING you.
> AAAAAAAND Melina wins.
> GAWD, Melina has such a BEAUTIFUL smile.
Josh Matthews is set the unfortunate task of interviewing Khali sans Ranjin.
> Khali: :: grabs mic and says :: QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM. WHERE in that did you hear the name "WADE BARRETT?"
Short commercial break.
> Just enough time for me to keep talking about OUROBOROS over on theirishcurse. Easier for me to understand ancient mythology than Khali's QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM rants. Trufax.
LOL, the GM e-mailed during the commercial break.
> Alicia vs Melina for the Title at Summerslam. Should be fun. Not banking on a Melina victory though. Too soon, methinks.
> Divas Summertime Spectacular? Read about it. Dreading how STUPID it's going to look.
> Jillian looks either crazy or over-Botoxed in that pic. O.o
> Sheamus calls out Randy Orton. "Oi, Naked Baby! Get out here!" XD
Edgeicho have a private moment backstage.
> ...OMG. How TINY does Jericho look right beside Edge? XDDDDDDDDDD
Morrison and Truth try to get back together.
> "We need to hold up our part!" O.o Please, God. NO.
> "You need a replacement?" Mark Henry takes up TWO TVs when he's on my screen. O.o
> OH HAI, Nexus being all ominous.
> :: takes commercial break to run quickly over to get ready to press the record button for MariBiase. :: Yes, Imma record Nexus taking out Mark Henry. Because in those next 2 or so minutes, Nexus are my heroes.
Ted with Maryse vs Mark Henry
> TED WHY ARE YOUR TRUNKS STILL GAY.
> OOOOOOOOMFGGGGGGGGGGGG, SMIRK. THE SMIRK. OH GOD. Goodbye, virginity.
> O.O Either the dress is really designed like that, or Maryse's dress is NOT zipped in back.
> O.O HOLY SHIT. Ted pulling up the straps was SEXY.
> ...LOOOOOL, Ted's reaction to Maryse's hair-flipping.
> That's right, Ted. Let your pervy eyes watch as Maryse sloooooowly crouches down in front of you. AAAAAAALL the way down in front of you. YEEEEEEEEEEEAH.
Sheamus calls out Randy "Naked Baby" Orton
> Yes, Randy. To Alanna, Uncle John-John may be Naked Baby. But to us...it's YOU.
> I LOVE the way Papa says SCARED. "SKERRD".
> OOOOOOOOMFGGGGGGGGGGGG, SMIRK. THE SMIRK.
> OMFG, did he just say "He's usually talking out (of) his arse" on PG-TV?! OMGGGGGGGGG.
> "DEWTS". "DOUBTS". OH GOD.
> ....OH HAI MOAR CLOSE-UPZ PLZ.
> Video package on Papa destroying people. RAWR, I see a couple of "Invisible angrbooa" shots. XD
> OOOOOOHMAHFECKIN'GAWWWWWWWWWD. MOAR EVOL SMILENESS.
> "EN THE DOBLYEH DOBLYEH AY."
> LOOOOOL, that was quick. Maybe Randy didn't want to give him a chance to call him Naked Baby.
> LOOOOOL, Sheamus glaring at the female fan squealing her boobs off at Randal. XD
> ....Oh GAWD, Daddy. Y so SEXXEH.
> "I think that you are FULL OF IT." DAMN YOU PG-RATIIIIIIIIING.
> LOOOOOOL, OMG, Papa just said "SRSLEH." He said it TWICE.
> "You blew it. JUST like you're gonna do at Summerslam." That's what Randy said to John. O.o
> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMFG RANDAL'S SMIRK. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMFG. All these smirks. Srsleh. My cunt. My clit. My hymen. My ovaries. Have them ALL.
> "I'm not Triple H. And I'm DEFINITELY not John Cena." "Well, you're not the WWE Champion either." ZIIIIIIIING.
> "Ya'r NEVRR gonneh get ANODER toitle opportunity." FUCK THAT BROGUE SIDEWAYS.
> LOOOOOOOOL, Randal got a little gangsta-playa on Papa there for a second. XD
> ...This GM LOOOOOOOOVES to threaten Superstars with indefinite suspension, doesn't he? O.o
> MOAR FOOKIN' SMIRKAGE PLZ.
> "If Sheamus isn't scared, then I encourage him to do something about it RIGHT NOW." In other words "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! TEAR THE DIAPER OFF HIS PRETTY ASS AND WHIP HIM WITH IT!"
> MOAR FOOKIN' SMIRKAGE PLZ PART 2.
> OMFG WHAT HAPPENED WHY IS DADDY ON HIS BACK CLUTCHING HIS HEAD.
> WHOA Brogue Ki--oh NO, backbreaker, oh GOD EVIL LOOK OF BIG PUNT DOOMZES oh NOZ oh look flailing Papa LOLZ WHOOOOOOA SO CLOSE.
> MOAR FOOKIN' CLOSE-UPS ON ANGREH PAPA PLZ.
> MOAR FOOKIN' SMIRKAGE PLZ PART 3.
> OMG EVIL!FACE SMILE. Boom!Pregnant with 100 unborn Orton babies.
> Bret and John Cena teaming up? When was the last time John was on the same team with a guy who was ALSO wearing jeans shorts like that?
Commercial break.
> ... Ummm ...
Back on...
> I just realized I'm recording all this. I forgot. I didn't press stop as they went to break, so now I'm watching NXT season 2 rookies having at each other while Papa Sheamus paces like a wolf that's just been shot at and missed by a hunter in the snowy woods. There's some poetic imagery for ya.
> KILL THEM, PAPA, KILL THEM! ... And there's your weekly dose of "KILL HIM/HER/THEM, person, KILL HIM/HER/THEM!" posts for the week.
> Oh Kaval. Don't you know it's better to be ripped apart by Sheamus than have Lay-Cool as your NXT Pros?
> INVISIBLE angrbooa UNDERNEATH A CLIMAXING PAPA SHEAMUS!face.
Commercial break.
> FAMILY GUY SEASON 9 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
To the tune of "Jimmy Cracked Corn":
> It's Morrison and R-Truth, and I don't care. It's Morrison and R-Truth, and I don't care...
> MorriTruth win and I don't care, MorriTruth win and I don't care, MorriTruth win and I don't care...
> Awesome new move by Morrison though. And what immaculate hair he still has. XD
> The Divas Summertime Spectacular is up next. Oh good LORD.
Divas Summertime Spectacular
> OH HAI MARYSE. No wonder you didn't zip your dress earlier, so it'd be easier to get out of. Right, Ted?
> Santino, you are the ONLY hope for this match.
> LOOOOOOOL GET HER, MARYSE.
> ...No guys going "YEEEEEEEEAHHHH!!1!!!11!11!" as Eve pounces and bounces on Maryse? In SWIMSUITS?! O.o CURSE YOU PG-RATIIIIIIIIIING!
> Kozlov, your red jacket just makes me think of Baywatch. O.o Oh WOW. I JUST realized it. Purpose fulfilled.
> DAMN, THEM BELLA TWINS ARE PURDEH.
> O.o Y U PUT MARYSE IN THE LIFE PRESERVER?!
> "OHMAHGAD!" LOL SANTINO.
> Nice one, Bellas. Thank you for pinning Jillian, and not Maryse.
> ...Tamina. In a swimsuit. NIIIIIIIIIICE.
AAAND COMMERCIAL BREAK.
> And now, anytime I look at my copy of "The Lost Symbol", I'll think of Sheamus's crotch. Long...story. C WUT I DD THAR.
Nexus finally beats up Khali. Finally.
> 7 guys. 7 feet of height. They took one foot each.
COMMERCIAL BREAK ALREADY?!?!?!
> Coz they're not showing the "Legendary" stuff, obvs.
Oh. Back from break already?
> For the second time tonight, Nexus prove to be my heroes. First Mark Henry, and then Khali. FECK YIZ.
> "I have just been informed that the Wade Barett vs Great Khali match has been cancelled." Nooooo, really? Coz the way all 7 of you are standing in the ring with you in the center and holding a mic, we'd NEVER be able to tell.
> "...to the point where you'll never EVER recover!" Well, Superman DID die...
> SRSLEH. GET FIRED ALREADY, OTUNGA. PLZ.
> Miz spreading his awesomeness backstage. This actually is AWESOME - him saying that Team WWE could and WOULD need his help. AWESOME.
> And him DEMANDING that Cena says he needs his help. And then hanging them out to dry. AWESOOOOOOOOME.
> "Who IS that guy?" Oh BRET.
I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR FAILURE AT FUNNY.
> I'm not KIDDING. You keep tweeting about the same FUCKING thing, it's NO LONGER FUNNY. 3 tweets max, to keep it funny. But if you keep tweeting about it, it just becomes FUCKING ANNOYING. YES, we fucking GET IT already, he's gonna get called "NAKED BABY" from now on, WE FUCKING GET IT ALREADY.
And on that note, we return to RAW.
> Bret came out BEFORE John? O.o Wrong move, RAW writers. Should've had Bret come out last, no matter HOW popular John-John is. Wuv him still, but yeah.
> ....Lumberjacks are supposed to SURROUND the ring, not stand ominously on one side of it. O.o
> LOL, nice shot, Bret.
> ...Are John-John's shorts darker than usual? :: is obvs checking out his ass. ::
> ...At least they put him back inside the ring without preamble.
> ...And there's the preamble. Spoke too soon.
> ...And more preamble. O.o
> Damn. Nice right hand, Slater.
> Jericho gets thrown out, but gets no preamble. And life is still normal. XDDDDDDDDDDD
> Wade braced for the right hand from John-John. XD I SAW DAT.
> ...And there's the preamble for Jericho. XDDDDDD NO ONE IS SAFE. Nighty-night, Winnipegian.
> Bret's got Justin! XDDDDDDD SAVE YOUR BABY, NEXUS!
> AAAAAAAND Nexus's football huddle. Their next shirt is going to have that emblazoned on the front.
> Oh hai, MorriTruth. Bye EdgeIcho. Y u leave HartEna?
> YAAAAAAAAAY THEY RAN BACK LOL SO OSOM.
> ...Oh Edge. The way you bouncin' down like dat don't make me leave no faster, put my coat on faster, leave my girls no faster...Yes, that was, in fact, "Telephone".
> RUN, NEXUS, RUUUUUUUUN. :: was your weekly dose of "RUN, person, RUUUUUUUN post for this week. ::
> LOL, who knew their were camera guys all the way up there.
> Darren Young's hair does NOT approve of this shitfuckery, apparently.
> Still missing one guy. Hoping it's Teddy, but since they didn't touch him this week, I doubt it'll be him. :: snaps fingers. :: Dang. Maybe it's Evan. Maybe it'll be Bryan Danielson. That'd be even BETTER.
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Meh. Kinda boring, considering it's the last RAW before Summerslam. Could've been better. Team Nexus vs Team WWE storyline progressed rather nicely though.
Off to bed now. Tomorrow is the 12th, which means it's the birthdays of two of my top 10 favorite people in the world: My mom, and bella_gray. YAAAAAAAAAY!
Love Lots and God Bless!
~ MARCIANA ~
http://twitter.com/marciana86
Bret Hart opens RAW. Jericho opens his big mouth.
> BATMAN SHIRT. :: worships. ::
> Bret just plugged Summerslam like he was doing a voice-over for a commercial. A very senior-citizen voice-over.
> "Edge and Jericho decided to QUIT Team WWE." BOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
> missed the rest of the promo coz mom and dad came home. And because our water tank is all busted up with a hole AGAIN, I have to go take ANOTHER 5-minute bath. MERCY ME.
All clean and stuff now. Commercial break.
> Just caught the replay of Miz vs Evan. I like Miz now. I used to not like him, but he does AWESOME promos (YES I SAID AWESOME). I have very little doubt he'll cash MITB in on Sunday. Statistically, he's a shoo-in.
> John Cena, talking to Khali. AS PWTorch humorously put it, he's either talking strategy with him, begging him to stay with Team WWE, or persuading him to buy his 7-11 cup. Which I wish there were here in the Philippines. O.o
> LOOOOL FAMILY GUY CHARACTERS AS THE SUPER FRIENDS. "...And Meg." XDDDDDD
Melina vs Alicia Fox
> HAI MELINA. I MISSED YOU, MELINA. U SO HAWT, MELINA.
> "There is only ONE Melina." NOT fail, Cole. Congrats.
> It's not that I don't like how Alicia looks. I just don't like Alicia, period. Although she's not bad on the mic. She may yet win me over.
> So Alicia just lifted Melina right off her feet like she was made of matchsticks. NICE.
> Oooh, NXT crane-cam angle. LIKEY.
> Melina vs Maryse in a scream bout plz. Shame they nixed the Melison vs MariBiase idea. That would've been OSOM.
> ...did Melina's head just bounce off the post? O.o
> Only Alicia would have enough time DURING a match to strut like that.
> Botched backbreaker. O.o That's why I don't like Alicia.
> If you're not Beth Phoenix, do NOT attempt the whole "Carry a Diva over your shoulder like you're Diana or something" thing. I'm BEGGING you.
> AAAAAAAND Melina wins.
> GAWD, Melina has such a BEAUTIFUL smile.
Josh Matthews is set the unfortunate task of interviewing Khali sans Ranjin.
> Khali: :: grabs mic and says :: QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM. WHERE in that did you hear the name "WADE BARRETT?"
Short commercial break.
> Just enough time for me to keep talking about OUROBOROS over on theirishcurse. Easier for me to understand ancient mythology than Khali's QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM rants. Trufax.
LOL, the GM e-mailed during the commercial break.
> Alicia vs Melina for the Title at Summerslam. Should be fun. Not banking on a Melina victory though. Too soon, methinks.
> Divas Summertime Spectacular? Read about it. Dreading how STUPID it's going to look.
> Jillian looks either crazy or over-Botoxed in that pic. O.o
> Sheamus calls out Randy Orton. "Oi, Naked Baby! Get out here!" XD
Edgeicho have a private moment backstage.
> ...OMG. How TINY does Jericho look right beside Edge? XDDDDDDDDDD
Morrison and Truth try to get back together.
> "We need to hold up our part!" O.o Please, God. NO.
> "You need a replacement?" Mark Henry takes up TWO TVs when he's on my screen. O.o
> OH HAI, Nexus being all ominous.
> :: takes commercial break to run quickly over to get ready to press the record button for MariBiase. :: Yes, Imma record Nexus taking out Mark Henry. Because in those next 2 or so minutes, Nexus are my heroes.
Ted with Maryse vs Mark Henry
> TED WHY ARE YOUR TRUNKS STILL GAY.
> OOOOOOOOMFGGGGGGGGGGGG, SMIRK. THE SMIRK. OH GOD. Goodbye, virginity.
> O.O Either the dress is really designed like that, or Maryse's dress is NOT zipped in back.
> O.O HOLY SHIT. Ted pulling up the straps was SEXY.
> ...LOOOOOL, Ted's reaction to Maryse's hair-flipping.
> That's right, Ted. Let your pervy eyes watch as Maryse sloooooowly crouches down in front of you. AAAAAAALL the way down in front of you. YEEEEEEEEEEEAH.
Sheamus calls out Randy "Naked Baby" Orton
> Yes, Randy. To Alanna, Uncle John-John may be Naked Baby. But to us...it's YOU.
> I LOVE the way Papa says SCARED. "SKERRD".
> OOOOOOOOMFGGGGGGGGGGGG, SMIRK. THE SMIRK.
> OMFG, did he just say "He's usually talking out (of) his arse" on PG-TV?! OMGGGGGGGGG.
> "DEWTS". "DOUBTS". OH GOD.
> ....OH HAI MOAR CLOSE-UPZ PLZ.
> Video package on Papa destroying people. RAWR, I see a couple of "Invisible angrbooa" shots. XD
> OOOOOOHMAHFECKIN'GAWWWWWWWWWD. MOAR EVOL SMILENESS.
> "EN THE DOBLYEH DOBLYEH AY."
> LOOOOOL, that was quick. Maybe Randy didn't want to give him a chance to call him Naked Baby.
> LOOOOOL, Sheamus glaring at the female fan squealing her boobs off at Randal. XD
> ....Oh GAWD, Daddy. Y so SEXXEH.
> "I think that you are FULL OF IT." DAMN YOU PG-RATIIIIIIIIING.
> LOOOOOOL, OMG, Papa just said "SRSLEH." He said it TWICE.
> "You blew it. JUST like you're gonna do at Summerslam." That's what Randy said to John. O.o
> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMFG RANDAL'S SMIRK. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMFG. All these smirks. Srsleh. My cunt. My clit. My hymen. My ovaries. Have them ALL.
> "I'm not Triple H. And I'm DEFINITELY not John Cena." "Well, you're not the WWE Champion either." ZIIIIIIIING.
> "Ya'r NEVRR gonneh get ANODER toitle opportunity." FUCK THAT BROGUE SIDEWAYS.
> LOOOOOOOOL, Randal got a little gangsta-playa on Papa there for a second. XD
> ...This GM LOOOOOOOOVES to threaten Superstars with indefinite suspension, doesn't he? O.o
> MOAR FOOKIN' SMIRKAGE PLZ.
> "If Sheamus isn't scared, then I encourage him to do something about it RIGHT NOW." In other words "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! TEAR THE DIAPER OFF HIS PRETTY ASS AND WHIP HIM WITH IT!"
> MOAR FOOKIN' SMIRKAGE PLZ PART 2.
> OMFG WHAT HAPPENED WHY IS DADDY ON HIS BACK CLUTCHING HIS HEAD.
> WHOA Brogue Ki--oh NO, backbreaker, oh GOD EVIL LOOK OF BIG PUNT DOOMZES oh NOZ oh look flailing Papa LOLZ WHOOOOOOA SO CLOSE.
> MOAR FOOKIN' CLOSE-UPS ON ANGREH PAPA PLZ.
> MOAR FOOKIN' SMIRKAGE PLZ PART 3.
> OMG EVIL!FACE SMILE. Boom!Pregnant with 100 unborn Orton babies.
> Bret and John Cena teaming up? When was the last time John was on the same team with a guy who was ALSO wearing jeans shorts like that?
Commercial break.
> ... Ummm ...
Back on...
> I just realized I'm recording all this. I forgot. I didn't press stop as they went to break, so now I'm watching NXT season 2 rookies having at each other while Papa Sheamus paces like a wolf that's just been shot at and missed by a hunter in the snowy woods. There's some poetic imagery for ya.
> KILL THEM, PAPA, KILL THEM! ... And there's your weekly dose of "KILL HIM/HER/THEM, person, KILL HIM/HER/THEM!" posts for the week.
> Oh Kaval. Don't you know it's better to be ripped apart by Sheamus than have Lay-Cool as your NXT Pros?
> INVISIBLE angrbooa UNDERNEATH A CLIMAXING PAPA SHEAMUS!face.
Commercial break.
> FAMILY GUY SEASON 9 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
To the tune of "Jimmy Cracked Corn":
> It's Morrison and R-Truth, and I don't care. It's Morrison and R-Truth, and I don't care...
> MorriTruth win and I don't care, MorriTruth win and I don't care, MorriTruth win and I don't care...
> Awesome new move by Morrison though. And what immaculate hair he still has. XD
> The Divas Summertime Spectacular is up next. Oh good LORD.
Divas Summertime Spectacular
> OH HAI MARYSE. No wonder you didn't zip your dress earlier, so it'd be easier to get out of. Right, Ted?
> Santino, you are the ONLY hope for this match.
> LOOOOOOOL GET HER, MARYSE.
> ...No guys going "YEEEEEEEEAHHHH!!1!!!11!11!" as Eve pounces and bounces on Maryse? In SWIMSUITS?! O.o CURSE YOU PG-RATIIIIIIIIIING!
> Kozlov, your red jacket just makes me think of Baywatch. O.o Oh WOW. I JUST realized it. Purpose fulfilled.
> DAMN, THEM BELLA TWINS ARE PURDEH.
> O.o Y U PUT MARYSE IN THE LIFE PRESERVER?!
> "OHMAHGAD!" LOL SANTINO.
> Nice one, Bellas. Thank you for pinning Jillian, and not Maryse.
> ...Tamina. In a swimsuit. NIIIIIIIIIICE.
AAAND COMMERCIAL BREAK.
> And now, anytime I look at my copy of "The Lost Symbol", I'll think of Sheamus's crotch. Long...story. C WUT I DD THAR.
Nexus finally beats up Khali. Finally.
> 7 guys. 7 feet of height. They took one foot each.
COMMERCIAL BREAK ALREADY?!?!?!
> Coz they're not showing the "Legendary" stuff, obvs.
Oh. Back from break already?
> For the second time tonight, Nexus prove to be my heroes. First Mark Henry, and then Khali. FECK YIZ.
> "I have just been informed that the Wade Barett vs Great Khali match has been cancelled." Nooooo, really? Coz the way all 7 of you are standing in the ring with you in the center and holding a mic, we'd NEVER be able to tell.
> "...to the point where you'll never EVER recover!" Well, Superman DID die...
> SRSLEH. GET FIRED ALREADY, OTUNGA. PLZ.
> Miz spreading his awesomeness backstage. This actually is AWESOME - him saying that Team WWE could and WOULD need his help. AWESOME.
> And him DEMANDING that Cena says he needs his help. And then hanging them out to dry. AWESOOOOOOOOME.
> "Who IS that guy?" Oh BRET.
I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR FAILURE AT FUNNY.
> I'm not KIDDING. You keep tweeting about the same FUCKING thing, it's NO LONGER FUNNY. 3 tweets max, to keep it funny. But if you keep tweeting about it, it just becomes FUCKING ANNOYING. YES, we fucking GET IT already, he's gonna get called "NAKED BABY" from now on, WE FUCKING GET IT ALREADY.
And on that note, we return to RAW.
> Bret came out BEFORE John? O.o Wrong move, RAW writers. Should've had Bret come out last, no matter HOW popular John-John is. Wuv him still, but yeah.
> ....Lumberjacks are supposed to SURROUND the ring, not stand ominously on one side of it. O.o
> LOL, nice shot, Bret.
> ...Are John-John's shorts darker than usual? :: is obvs checking out his ass. ::
> ...At least they put him back inside the ring without preamble.
> ...And there's the preamble. Spoke too soon.
> ...And more preamble. O.o
> Damn. Nice right hand, Slater.
> Jericho gets thrown out, but gets no preamble. And life is still normal. XDDDDDDDDDDD
> Wade braced for the right hand from John-John. XD I SAW DAT.
> ...And there's the preamble for Jericho. XDDDDDD NO ONE IS SAFE. Nighty-night, Winnipegian.
> Bret's got Justin! XDDDDDDD SAVE YOUR BABY, NEXUS!
> AAAAAAAND Nexus's football huddle. Their next shirt is going to have that emblazoned on the front.
> Oh hai, MorriTruth. Bye EdgeIcho. Y u leave HartEna?
> YAAAAAAAAAY THEY RAN BACK LOL SO OSOM.
> ...Oh Edge. The way you bouncin' down like dat don't make me leave no faster, put my coat on faster, leave my girls no faster...Yes, that was, in fact, "Telephone".
> RUN, NEXUS, RUUUUUUUUN. :: was your weekly dose of "RUN, person, RUUUUUUUN post for this week. ::
> LOL, who knew their were camera guys all the way up there.
> Darren Young's hair does NOT approve of this shitfuckery, apparently.
> Still missing one guy. Hoping it's Teddy, but since they didn't touch him this week, I doubt it'll be him. :: snaps fingers. :: Dang. Maybe it's Evan. Maybe it'll be Bryan Danielson. That'd be even BETTER.
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Meh. Kinda boring, considering it's the last RAW before Summerslam. Could've been better. Team Nexus vs Team WWE storyline progressed rather nicely though.
Off to bed now. Tomorrow is the 12th, which means it's the birthdays of two of my top 10 favorite people in the world: My mom, and bella_gray. YAAAAAAAAAY!
Love Lots and God Bless!
~ MARCIANA ~
http://twitter.com/marciana86