Yep! Doing another one! Had too much fun doing one for TLC, and it all came flooding back to me. So Imma go ahead and do one for RAW, then one for Smackdown!, after it finishes downloading. :D

( LOL, that knee to the gut can't have hurt much, that's a lot of natural padding there now. XDDDDDD SEE?! I CAN MAKE FAT JOKES TOO! MWAHAHAHA. )

XDDDDDDDDD Yes. I said it. I'm THAT lame. Go me.

( Dear WWE: I need a job. I'd like to apply to be your next heel commentator. Here's my audition tape. )

I didn't make one last week. Durn. Well, this one's bound to be interesting, since it's 3 hours and "OLD SCHOOL." So let's get right to it, shall we?

( Oh GOD, I just AA'd my own HUSBAND, what the HELL, and on our WEDDING NIGHT too, I mean come ON, storyline! )

(  'Thanks for saving me, John-John. Now take THIS.' :: PUNCH. :: Ah, Centon love. )

( Spoilers-ridden. Read only if you've watched already. )

Coz the streaming got so FUCKING bad, I just gave up.

( No secks tonight, dey iz hortin' summat FIERCE. )

( THIS IS GONNA BE SOME PG RAPE-AGE. I JUST KNOW IT. )

( Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday Night Raw - the ILLUSTRATED version! )

( I don't have any babies with John-John coz he's too busy being thoroughly used by Randy to make up for putting him through a table like that. Awww, they're so in love. )

( Wonder what the first thing was that John and Randy did after Prop 8 went down in flames... )