LOOK WHO'S BACK IN THE RAW THOUGHTS BUSINESS!
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Cenex---NO IT'S JUST CENA OMG!
> CENA! TO HIS OWN THEME SONG! :: dies. :: ILUUUUUUUU.
> ...I swear, I'd LOOOOOOOVE to see him in the Nexus shirt.
> Errr...that Nexus armband is WAY too tight. Like Randy's breeches while watching you. Oooh yes.
> "You guys have NO idea how much I need this right now, thank you VERY much." Oh GOD, drama!John.
> LOL, stupid people, not "You suck." XD "I've heard THAT a bunch of times, nothing new." XDDD
> ...Everytime John talks about Wade, I go back to the LOL!Accounts on Twitter...and I start melting at Wade Barrett. WHY.
> If this were non-PG, they'd have been calling him "Barrett's Bitch" since Hell In A Cell.
> These are the kinds of promos that make John a class act. Seriously. This is one of the many reasons why I love him.
> WTF MIZ. O.O This is NOT awesome, wth, you LIAR.
> LOL, yes, let's talk about Miz having his birthday over the weekend. O.o
> "The Miz: More annoying than a vuvuzela." AMAZEBALLS SIGNAGE.
> ...Really? Is he captaining Team RAW? Really?
> LOL @ John's :| face.
> WTF "Betty White doing a Playboy spread." WTF CENA.
> .......I actually fangirl now everytime I hear Nexus's theme come on. WTH is this. Remember when I hated them? O.o
> OMG. What are these thoughts about Wade Barrett? Where did they come from and why are they sexy?!
> "I can do both!" That's what John said to me AND Randy...Wait, wut?
> Noooo, he's just saying that he can also BE on Team RAW while being in Barrett's corner, fuhsrs.
> Errr...no, Riley. Just...no. Not YET.
> YES COLE WE KNOW, OMG. You don't HONESTLY think "Oh, chiming! I wonder why! Maybe it's SANTA!" O.o
> Again, we've got Team RAW qualifying matches. O.o
> Miz vs Cena for the Captaincy? ... OMG YES! HOLY CRAP I LOVE IIIIIIIIIIT.
> OMG. Kill him, Barruh, kill......WTF JOHN HELP BARRETT!
> ...Did I really just say that? ... Yes I did. :: giggle. ::
> Errr...I just...I'm watching Burruh yelling at John, and all I can say is, "O.o" INSAAAAAAAAAANE.
Commercial Break
> TWITTER Y U SO SHIT.
> LOLZ at this Just For Men commercial. So funneh.
> Dear Dead Rising: I wish you were also on my PS2.
> ...I'm never going to forget that hand forEVER. :: is indignant for Ted. ::
> I don't watch "Burn Notice." Should I?
OMFG MARIBIASE OMFGGGGGGGGGG
> OMGGGGGGGG THEY SO HAAAAAAAAAWT. WTHHHHHHHHHH.
> ...OMG AUDIO COME BACK HOW DARE YOU.
> ...Oh, there you are. O.o
> O.o WTH WTH WTH. Truth?! Daggummit. Now we know who's winning.
> And yes, he has to have Eve come out and dance to his theme song. WHY. I mean, I love Eve, but FUHSRS.
> BAAAAAAAHAHAHA, Maryse's EEWWTF face.
> Ted is just PISSED. And I fucking LOVE HIM.
> If Truth fucking wins, I'm throwing a fucking fit. O.o
> LOL SO HARD AT COLE. "Is it over?" King: "What?" Cole: "The song." YES OMG WIN.
> Not the face, not the face, NOT THE FACE!
> FUCK IT I SAID NOT THE FACE!
> OH FUCK YES. I fucking LOVE Ted's trademark clothesline OMGGGGGGG SO HAWT.
> "And look at Ted DiBiase, very aggressive, he's ANGRY!" I KNOOOOOOW. :: chillbumps. ::
> BOOM!Neckbreaker.
> KILL.HIM.TED.
> WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF QUIT HITTING HIS FAAAAAAAACE, it's not HIS fault he's infinitely hotter than you!
> ...Well, yes it is, but shit, NOT THE FACE.
> SERIOUSLY. STOP HURTING HIS FACE OI HEYTCHOO TROOT, OI HEYTCHOO!
> ....OMG HE HAS A SPINEBUSTER NOW YAAAAAAYOh DAMN, how dare you kick out, Truth.
> LOL, I love that cash-fingers thing...WTF GOLDUST AND AKSANA AND THE TITLE, and this is how Ted's gonna lose.
> There see. OMG HE KICKED OUT YAY.
> Oh SHIT, Lie Detector. Over. DAMMIT HATRED.
Commercial break.
> HATRED. I hope they at least have Goldust vs Ted for the title at the PPV. That would be OSOMer.
> Hah. Joey Styles tweeted "R-Truth on Team RAW instead of Ted DiBiase is an advantage for Team Smackdown." HELLZ YES.
> HELEN MIRREN IS FUCKING BADASS.
Back on RAW.
> Bet you Cody's gonna be on Team Smackdown!. They took Ted out of the team, which means they missed out on AWESOMENESS.
> JoMo. Obviously, you're winning too.
> ...Triple Threat? DH Smith against Tyson Kidd? WTH.
> ...Oh, DH Smith is missing. He may have hope yet!
> JoMo, just forking WIN already, I really don't care for this match.
> LOL, King talking about JoMo bracing.
> No. Seriously. I am not caring about this match at all.
> See. Told you JoMo would win.
OMG GAYBIRD.
> ...WTF, Otunga, are you STILL doing on my TV?!
> Huskyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
> BARRUH! ...Seriously. These non-violent, sexy thoughts...WTH.
> JUSTIN CARES. I PROMISE HE CARES.
> WTH OMG GAYBIRD VS ORTZ. HOLY CRAAAAAAAP. :: dedgasm. ::
Commercial break.
> MAAAAAAAAN, the LOL!Accounts are gonna effing LOVE THIS.
> More "Legendary" commercials. I wonder when the DVD will make it over here to our side of the world...
More Team RAW qualifying match.
> Santino. You're losing. Obviously. At least you get paid to do it.
> Oh wait, you're up against Zack Ryder. You may STILL win. Ryder's a fucking tool.
> SAN-TI-NO! SAN-TI-NO! SAN-TI-NO!
> LOL, rejoicing when he pulls off a move. He's like George Bush when he realizes he said something right.
> ...I thought Team RAW wanted to win? Santino to team RAW?! WTF. Why not just recruit an ear of corn into the team and see if they win then.
> ...WTH, LOL, Tamina just JUMPED Santino. CUTENESS IS WIN.
> LOL COBRA KISSES WTF.
> Santino + Tamina = SANTAMINA.
Commercial Break
> JUSTIN VS RANDY NEXT OMGGGGGGGGGGG.
> ...I want an iPod. ... I already have one, but I want another one. O.o Effective commercial is effective.
Back on RAW.
> I love how even the Titantron of Nexus KNOWS. Wade first, and then Gaybird right after. Oooh yeah.
> LOL WTF BOYBAND ON THE ROPES.
> ...Gaybird, y u so buff tonight?
> WHERE'S MAH ORTZ. GIMMEH MAH ORTZ.
> DERE HEE EEZ.
> ...oOOH YEAH, with the flipping the title over the shoulder. :: shudder. ::
> LOL, nice long "Randyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" from Justin Roberts, that was awesome.
> Gaybird doing the Batman pose in the corner of the ring, LOLersk8z.
> THIS IS GONNA BE SOME PG RAPE-AGE. I JUST KNOW IT.
> IN UR RINGZ, RAPING U WITH MAH EYEZ.
> LOL, how's THAT for using one's legs, Cole.
> Yeah, NOT a good idea to go out there with Slater and Otunga out there too.
> OMG EJECT THEM LOL THERE YOU GO BAIBAI OTUNGA GTFO MY SCREEN.
> OMG LOL LOOK AT RANDY SMILING OMG I LOVE HIIIIIIIIIIIM.
Commercial break.
> ...I want Paper Jamz. Or Rock Band. Or Guitar Hero. O.o
> Did I mention it's dark and grey outside this morning? :: siiiiigh. :: LOVE.
> That bug-eyed girl in the commercial STILL fucking creeps me out.
> :: sings along. :: "Packed with blueberrieeeees..." WTF.
Back to the match.
> ...Justin on all fours in front of Randy. RAPE-AAAAAAAGE.
> :: snoooooort. :: Randy picked Justin up by his legs, and Justin came up off the mat, and none of his body touched the mat until Randy slammed him right back on it. O.o
> BOIIIIIIIIIING.
> Woh-oh. WHOA. MISS! OOOOOOW KICK. WHOAZ.
> WOH-OHZ, nice move.
> ...Justin weighs lighter than a feather, him standing on Randy BARELY makes a difference.
> BOOM!Arm.
> Justin, why you gotta have a nice ass lyk dat?
> OW!Dropkick.
> Not the abs, not the abs, NOT THE ABS!
> K, so this is a nice hold...
> OOOOOOOOOW, there you go. Someone get Gaybird to dayspa, STAT.
> QUIT. KICKING. HIS ABS.
> GOTCHA.
> LOL SO HARD. Read on Twitter (ThingsColeSays): "Justin, I don't think Randy is going to be swayed by your flirtatious hair flip."
> BOOM!Scoopslam. YOU DIE NOW.
> ...That pin was SEXY. OMG RANDAL JOHN-JOHN GON' KEEL JOO.
> O.O OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT FUCKING HUUUUUUUUUUURT.
> ...Oh GOD, the shoulder again?! WTFFFFFFFFFF.
> BOOM!RKO. Even with a bad shoulder. AMAZEBALLS.
> LOL, nobody in the arena cares much about the botch. Randal's still their Champ.
> ....OH GOD MORE "IMMA RAPE YOU AND YOU WILL LOVE IT" SMILEAGE.
> ...Wade's match graphic for Bragging Rights looks like he's constipated.
> Fuck, Randy's hot.
> SHEAMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS.
> ...SMILING SHEAMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS.
Commercial break.
> ...Not much.
Back on RAW.
> Trailer for Big Show's new movie. Nobody wants to see him in his briefs. I PROMISE.
> Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan for Team RAW. Team RAW sucks so far, I'd almost feel sorry for Sheamus if he gets in.
> "The biggest dweeb of all time." XD MICHAEL COLE.
> FUCK SHEAMUS U SO HAWT TONIGHT. ... Well, you always are, but you know what I mean. :: giggle. ::
> GET THE ROPES GET THE ROPES...Phew.
> SHUT UP, SEATTLE. :: clap clap clap clap clap. :: SHUT UP SEATTLE. :: clap clap clap clap clap clap. ::
> Sheamus, meet ring post. :: boom. :: OW FUCK YOU DB.
> Heel!Cole, you so win.
> QUIT FUCKING KICKING SHEAMUS FUHSRS.
> Not amused by that missile dropkick. Not. At. All. :: is a little bit. ::
> LOL Sheamus's legs are as long as Daniel Bryan's entire body.
> "He just hurt Daniel Bryan so hard, his KIDS'll be born dizzy!" KING FTW.
> DAMMIT THAT WAS CLOSE!
> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
> The only thing making that RAW team look good right now is Sheamus. Fuh rell.
Moar Emo!John, awwwwww.
> WTF TRUTH AND JOHN U BFF'S NAO?! O.o
> ...You've been buddies for a long time?! WTF LIES!
> Yes, Truth. We KNOW what "U GON' B FIRRRRED" means. O.o
> ...WTF, you're gonna make-out with him right now?
> Did Truth just tell him to quit? :: Punts Truth. : TRUTH YOU ARE FORKING WORTHLESS.
Commercial break.
> OMG GTFO MY MONITOR, FREAKY BUG-EYED REDHEAD! :: cries from afraidness. ::
Back on RAW.
> "I don't hate The Miz. In fact, I worship the ground that awaits him." AMAZEBALLS KING.
> More "WWE IN YOUR CORNER." I love this one.
> Awww, HBK! HBKKKKKKKKKKK.
> RANDALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
> ...It's just occured to me we haven't had a Divas match yet tonight. O.o
> Yeah, that's right, keep showing Triple H. Mmhmm.
> Awww, Jericho.
More Team RAW matchness.
> I love that it really is now Evan "Air" Bourne. So cool.
> Who's he fighting then?
> Just acquired from Smackdown!.....WTF WHO?!
> WTF PUNK! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
> Punk's hair grows fast.
> "Welcome home, CM Punk!" says Cole.
> Punk's winning. So obvious.
> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, Even just got thrown against the barrier like a ragdoll. Owness.
> Punk chants FTW.
> If Punk makes it onto Team RAW, I'm sure Luke Gallows is gonna end up on Team Smackdown!.
> The crowd obvs behind Punk. Coz he's osom.
> Did somebody just shout "ECW DAYS!"?
> Twitter is sending everybody's tweets like 213021395892438190213 times. O.o
> Methinks there'll still be a Divas match before the night is over. O.o
Commercial break.
> How many times does 'Taker have to return to Smackdown! before people realize it's no longer a big deal?
> My hair is PERFECT right now. Justin Gabriel would be dang proud of me.
> OMG I JUST FORKIN LOST MY STREAM! O.O
Divas promo, apparently.
> Natalya's supposed to be on. Oh there, I got my stream back.
> Aww, Natalya's gorgeous abs in jeans. Oh YES.
> LOL, shop!job.
> NATALYA U SO FORKING GORGEOUS. And yes, I forking love your voice.
> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
> Inconsistent waistline, LOOOOOOOOL.
> "DUUUUUUUH!" XDDDDDDDDD
> Oh GOD, Natalya, never stop smiling.
> OH LOL KILL THEM GIRLS KILL THEM.
> "A BEVY OF DIVAS!" So where's Justin Gabriel?
> Waiting for Cody to come running out to save his girl. LOL.
> Ruuuuuuuun, LayCool, RUUUUUUUUUUUN.
> Oh wow, Gail Kim, you're still here? O.o
> Main event up next. Hoping for John to throw another dropkick.
Commercial break.
> Legendary again. I wish I had a torrent of this that had audio I COULD ACTUALLY HEAR!
> ...No, I wish I had a DVD of this. I don't. SOMEONE SEND ME ONE NOW.
Main event. Here we go.
> NO DQ?!?!?! U KIDDING?! SOMEONE GET WADE OUT HERE WITH JOHN NAO.
> HELLO?! NEXUS MUSIC PLZ. FUH SRS.
> NOBODY CARES ABOUT 'TAKER RETURNING AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN TO SMACKDOWN!. FUH SRS.
> Slight Cena chant. Not bad.
> Oh DAMN, I thought he may throw a dropkick already there.
> LOL CHASE HI-- Oh DAMN you, Alex Riley!
Commercial break.
> No. I REALLY don't care about 'Taker anymore.
> Aaaaaaaaand my streaming froze again. WTF BRING IT BACK.
> OMG IT'S THAT BUG-EYED GIRL AGAIN WHO LIES BY SAYING SHE CAN BARELY KEEP HER EYES OPEN OMFG LOSE MY STREAM AGAIN LOSE IT LOSE IT LOSE IT!
Back on RAW.
> Me no likey you right now, Riley.
> John-John on the table, and the camera's pointed at his bubble butt. YUMMEH.
> Did John just hurt himself on the barrier? O.o
> Not the abs, not the abs, NOT THE ABS!
> I wanna watch a WWE show live JUST to call "You Can't See Me!" when John does the 5-Knuckle Shuffle. #RealTalk
> MITB briefcase in the ring now...
> TAP MOTHERFUCKER TAP.
> LOL STF FOR YOU TOO RILEY.
> You KNOW Miz is gonna take this time to whap John---Okay no.
> Oh LOL, hai thar Huskeh.
> WTFFFFFFFFF OW.
> Okee, fine. Miz wins. Not bad. At least John isn't captaining that sucky-ass team RAW's got. The only good thing about Team RAW is Sheamus. Fuh srs.
> Husky and McGillicutty = Nexus Jr.
> John-John trying to take out Nexus Jr.
> Oh, here's Barrett. John-John almost hit him. O.o
> O.O OMG FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. Cena and Randy tag-teaming agaaaaaaaaaaaaaain.
> ...WTF, I love it, Barrett. If Centon loses, Nexus Jr gets inducted into Nexus? MWAHAHA.
> "...Don't do that." Oh GOD.
> I HEAR YOU ON THE MIC ILU JOHN-JOHN.
> Dooooooooon't do it...Dooooooon't do it...
> ...Fuck it, Burruh, say "CeNation" again...
> DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT, JOHN-JOHN.
> Awww, Barruh. Stop it. You're being awesome. STOP IT.
> ...I wanna pet John-John. I do. O.o
> Did Burruh really just say "Hold up"? XD
> "I'M ORDERING YOU TO STOP." ...Goodbye, panties.
> WTF BURRUH JUST DID "YOU CAN'T SEE ME." OMGGGGGGGGLOL.
> "YUH KON' SEY MEY!" Oooh, boy.
> ...I think I officially have the hots for Wade Barrett. This shit is BANANAS.
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~ MARCIANA ~
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Cenex---NO IT'S JUST CENA OMG!
> CENA! TO HIS OWN THEME SONG! :: dies. :: ILUUUUUUUU.
> ...I swear, I'd LOOOOOOOVE to see him in the Nexus shirt.
> Errr...that Nexus armband is WAY too tight. Like Randy's breeches while watching you. Oooh yes.
> "You guys have NO idea how much I need this right now, thank you VERY much." Oh GOD, drama!John.
> LOL, stupid people, not "You suck." XD "I've heard THAT a bunch of times, nothing new." XDDD
> ...Everytime John talks about Wade, I go back to the LOL!Accounts on Twitter...and I start melting at Wade Barrett. WHY.
> If this were non-PG, they'd have been calling him "Barrett's Bitch" since Hell In A Cell.
> These are the kinds of promos that make John a class act. Seriously. This is one of the many reasons why I love him.
> WTF MIZ. O.O This is NOT awesome, wth, you LIAR.
> LOL, yes, let's talk about Miz having his birthday over the weekend. O.o
> "The Miz: More annoying than a vuvuzela." AMAZEBALLS SIGNAGE.
> ...Really? Is he captaining Team RAW? Really?
> LOL @ John's :| face.
> WTF "Betty White doing a Playboy spread." WTF CENA.
> .......I actually fangirl now everytime I hear Nexus's theme come on. WTH is this. Remember when I hated them? O.o
> OMG. What are these thoughts about Wade Barrett? Where did they come from and why are they sexy?!
> "I can do both!" That's what John said to me AND Randy...Wait, wut?
> Noooo, he's just saying that he can also BE on Team RAW while being in Barrett's corner, fuhsrs.
> Errr...no, Riley. Just...no. Not YET.
> YES COLE WE KNOW, OMG. You don't HONESTLY think "Oh, chiming! I wonder why! Maybe it's SANTA!" O.o
> Again, we've got Team RAW qualifying matches. O.o
> Miz vs Cena for the Captaincy? ... OMG YES! HOLY CRAP I LOVE IIIIIIIIIIT.
> OMG. Kill him, Barruh, kill......WTF JOHN HELP BARRETT!
> ...Did I really just say that? ... Yes I did. :: giggle. ::
> Errr...I just...I'm watching Burruh yelling at John, and all I can say is, "O.o" INSAAAAAAAAAANE.
Commercial Break
> TWITTER Y U SO SHIT.
> LOLZ at this Just For Men commercial. So funneh.
> Dear Dead Rising: I wish you were also on my PS2.
> ...I'm never going to forget that hand forEVER. :: is indignant for Ted. ::
> I don't watch "Burn Notice." Should I?
OMFG MARIBIASE OMFGGGGGGGGGG
> OMGGGGGGGG THEY SO HAAAAAAAAAWT. WTHHHHHHHHHH.
> ...OMG AUDIO COME BACK HOW DARE YOU.
> ...Oh, there you are. O.o
> O.o WTH WTH WTH. Truth?! Daggummit. Now we know who's winning.
> And yes, he has to have Eve come out and dance to his theme song. WHY. I mean, I love Eve, but FUHSRS.
> BAAAAAAAHAHAHA, Maryse's EEWWTF face.
> Ted is just PISSED. And I fucking LOVE HIM.
> If Truth fucking wins, I'm throwing a fucking fit. O.o
> LOL SO HARD AT COLE. "Is it over?" King: "What?" Cole: "The song." YES OMG WIN.
> Not the face, not the face, NOT THE FACE!
> FUCK IT I SAID NOT THE FACE!
> OH FUCK YES. I fucking LOVE Ted's trademark clothesline OMGGGGGGG SO HAWT.
> "And look at Ted DiBiase, very aggressive, he's ANGRY!" I KNOOOOOOW. :: chillbumps. ::
> BOOM!Neckbreaker.
> KILL.HIM.TED.
> WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF QUIT HITTING HIS FAAAAAAAACE, it's not HIS fault he's infinitely hotter than you!
> ...Well, yes it is, but shit, NOT THE FACE.
> SERIOUSLY. STOP HURTING HIS FACE OI HEYTCHOO TROOT, OI HEYTCHOO!
> ....OMG HE HAS A SPINEBUSTER NOW YAAAAAAYOh DAMN, how dare you kick out, Truth.
> LOL, I love that cash-fingers thing...WTF GOLDUST AND AKSANA AND THE TITLE, and this is how Ted's gonna lose.
> There see. OMG HE KICKED OUT YAY.
> Oh SHIT, Lie Detector. Over. DAMMIT HATRED.
Commercial break.
> HATRED. I hope they at least have Goldust vs Ted for the title at the PPV. That would be OSOMer.
> Hah. Joey Styles tweeted "R-Truth on Team RAW instead of Ted DiBiase is an advantage for Team Smackdown." HELLZ YES.
> HELEN MIRREN IS FUCKING BADASS.
Back on RAW.
> Bet you Cody's gonna be on Team Smackdown!. They took Ted out of the team, which means they missed out on AWESOMENESS.
> JoMo. Obviously, you're winning too.
> ...Triple Threat? DH Smith against Tyson Kidd? WTH.
> ...Oh, DH Smith is missing. He may have hope yet!
> JoMo, just forking WIN already, I really don't care for this match.
> LOL, King talking about JoMo bracing.
> No. Seriously. I am not caring about this match at all.
> See. Told you JoMo would win.
OMG GAYBIRD.
> ...WTF, Otunga, are you STILL doing on my TV?!
> Huskyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
> BARRUH! ...Seriously. These non-violent, sexy thoughts...WTH.
> JUSTIN CARES. I PROMISE HE CARES.
> WTH OMG GAYBIRD VS ORTZ. HOLY CRAAAAAAAP. :: dedgasm. ::
Commercial break.
> MAAAAAAAAN, the LOL!Accounts are gonna effing LOVE THIS.
> More "Legendary" commercials. I wonder when the DVD will make it over here to our side of the world...
More Team RAW qualifying match.
> Santino. You're losing. Obviously. At least you get paid to do it.
> Oh wait, you're up against Zack Ryder. You may STILL win. Ryder's a fucking tool.
> SAN-TI-NO! SAN-TI-NO! SAN-TI-NO!
> LOL, rejoicing when he pulls off a move. He's like George Bush when he realizes he said something right.
> ...I thought Team RAW wanted to win? Santino to team RAW?! WTF. Why not just recruit an ear of corn into the team and see if they win then.
> ...WTH, LOL, Tamina just JUMPED Santino. CUTENESS IS WIN.
> LOL COBRA KISSES WTF.
> Santino + Tamina = SANTAMINA.
Commercial Break
> JUSTIN VS RANDY NEXT OMGGGGGGGGGGG.
> ...I want an iPod. ... I already have one, but I want another one. O.o Effective commercial is effective.
Back on RAW.
> I love how even the Titantron of Nexus KNOWS. Wade first, and then Gaybird right after. Oooh yeah.
> LOL WTF BOYBAND ON THE ROPES.
> ...Gaybird, y u so buff tonight?
> WHERE'S MAH ORTZ. GIMMEH MAH ORTZ.
> DERE HEE EEZ.
> ...oOOH YEAH, with the flipping the title over the shoulder. :: shudder. ::
> LOL, nice long "Randyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" from Justin Roberts, that was awesome.
> Gaybird doing the Batman pose in the corner of the ring, LOLersk8z.
> THIS IS GONNA BE SOME PG RAPE-AGE. I JUST KNOW IT.
> IN UR RINGZ, RAPING U WITH MAH EYEZ.
> LOL, how's THAT for using one's legs, Cole.
> Yeah, NOT a good idea to go out there with Slater and Otunga out there too.
> OMG EJECT THEM LOL THERE YOU GO BAIBAI OTUNGA GTFO MY SCREEN.
> OMG LOL LOOK AT RANDY SMILING OMG I LOVE HIIIIIIIIIIIM.
Commercial break.
> ...I want Paper Jamz. Or Rock Band. Or Guitar Hero. O.o
> Did I mention it's dark and grey outside this morning? :: siiiiigh. :: LOVE.
> That bug-eyed girl in the commercial STILL fucking creeps me out.
> :: sings along. :: "Packed with blueberrieeeees..." WTF.
Back to the match.
> ...Justin on all fours in front of Randy. RAPE-AAAAAAAGE.
> :: snoooooort. :: Randy picked Justin up by his legs, and Justin came up off the mat, and none of his body touched the mat until Randy slammed him right back on it. O.o
> BOIIIIIIIIIING.
> Woh-oh. WHOA. MISS! OOOOOOW KICK. WHOAZ.
> WOH-OHZ, nice move.
> ...Justin weighs lighter than a feather, him standing on Randy BARELY makes a difference.
> BOOM!Arm.
> Justin, why you gotta have a nice ass lyk dat?
> OW!Dropkick.
> Not the abs, not the abs, NOT THE ABS!
> K, so this is a nice hold...
> OOOOOOOOOW, there you go. Someone get Gaybird to dayspa, STAT.
> QUIT. KICKING. HIS ABS.
> GOTCHA.
> LOL SO HARD. Read on Twitter (ThingsColeSays): "Justin, I don't think Randy is going to be swayed by your flirtatious hair flip."
> BOOM!Scoopslam. YOU DIE NOW.
> ...That pin was SEXY. OMG RANDAL JOHN-JOHN GON' KEEL JOO.
> O.O OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT FUCKING HUUUUUUUUUUURT.
> ...Oh GOD, the shoulder again?! WTFFFFFFFFFF.
> BOOM!RKO. Even with a bad shoulder. AMAZEBALLS.
> LOL, nobody in the arena cares much about the botch. Randal's still their Champ.
> ....OH GOD MORE "IMMA RAPE YOU AND YOU WILL LOVE IT" SMILEAGE.
> ...Wade's match graphic for Bragging Rights looks like he's constipated.
> Fuck, Randy's hot.
> SHEAMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS.
> ...SMILING SHEAMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS.
Commercial break.
> ...Not much.
Back on RAW.
> Trailer for Big Show's new movie. Nobody wants to see him in his briefs. I PROMISE.
> Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan for Team RAW. Team RAW sucks so far, I'd almost feel sorry for Sheamus if he gets in.
> "The biggest dweeb of all time." XD MICHAEL COLE.
> FUCK SHEAMUS U SO HAWT TONIGHT. ... Well, you always are, but you know what I mean. :: giggle. ::
> GET THE ROPES GET THE ROPES...Phew.
> SHUT UP, SEATTLE. :: clap clap clap clap clap. :: SHUT UP SEATTLE. :: clap clap clap clap clap clap. ::
> Sheamus, meet ring post. :: boom. :: OW FUCK YOU DB.
> Heel!Cole, you so win.
> QUIT FUCKING KICKING SHEAMUS FUHSRS.
> Not amused by that missile dropkick. Not. At. All. :: is a little bit. ::
> LOL Sheamus's legs are as long as Daniel Bryan's entire body.
> "He just hurt Daniel Bryan so hard, his KIDS'll be born dizzy!" KING FTW.
> DAMMIT THAT WAS CLOSE!
> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
> The only thing making that RAW team look good right now is Sheamus. Fuh rell.
Moar Emo!John, awwwwww.
> WTF TRUTH AND JOHN U BFF'S NAO?! O.o
> ...You've been buddies for a long time?! WTF LIES!
> Yes, Truth. We KNOW what "U GON' B FIRRRRED" means. O.o
> ...WTF, you're gonna make-out with him right now?
> Did Truth just tell him to quit? :: Punts Truth. : TRUTH YOU ARE FORKING WORTHLESS.
Commercial break.
> OMG GTFO MY MONITOR, FREAKY BUG-EYED REDHEAD! :: cries from afraidness. ::
Back on RAW.
> "I don't hate The Miz. In fact, I worship the ground that awaits him." AMAZEBALLS KING.
> More "WWE IN YOUR CORNER." I love this one.
> Awww, HBK! HBKKKKKKKKKKK.
> RANDALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
> ...It's just occured to me we haven't had a Divas match yet tonight. O.o
> Yeah, that's right, keep showing Triple H. Mmhmm.
> Awww, Jericho.
More Team RAW matchness.
> I love that it really is now Evan "Air" Bourne. So cool.
> Who's he fighting then?
> Just acquired from Smackdown!.....WTF WHO?!
> WTF PUNK! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
> Punk's hair grows fast.
> "Welcome home, CM Punk!" says Cole.
> Punk's winning. So obvious.
> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, Even just got thrown against the barrier like a ragdoll. Owness.
> Punk chants FTW.
> If Punk makes it onto Team RAW, I'm sure Luke Gallows is gonna end up on Team Smackdown!.
> The crowd obvs behind Punk. Coz he's osom.
> Did somebody just shout "ECW DAYS!"?
> Twitter is sending everybody's tweets like 213021395892438190213 times. O.o
> Methinks there'll still be a Divas match before the night is over. O.o
Commercial break.
> How many times does 'Taker have to return to Smackdown! before people realize it's no longer a big deal?
> My hair is PERFECT right now. Justin Gabriel would be dang proud of me.
> OMG I JUST FORKIN LOST MY STREAM! O.O
Divas promo, apparently.
> Natalya's supposed to be on. Oh there, I got my stream back.
> Aww, Natalya's gorgeous abs in jeans. Oh YES.
> LOL, shop!job.
> NATALYA U SO FORKING GORGEOUS. And yes, I forking love your voice.
> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
> Inconsistent waistline, LOOOOOOOOL.
> "DUUUUUUUH!" XDDDDDDDDD
> Oh GOD, Natalya, never stop smiling.
> OH LOL KILL THEM GIRLS KILL THEM.
> "A BEVY OF DIVAS!" So where's Justin Gabriel?
> Waiting for Cody to come running out to save his girl. LOL.
> Ruuuuuuuun, LayCool, RUUUUUUUUUUUN.
> Oh wow, Gail Kim, you're still here? O.o
> Main event up next. Hoping for John to throw another dropkick.
Commercial break.
> Legendary again. I wish I had a torrent of this that had audio I COULD ACTUALLY HEAR!
> ...No, I wish I had a DVD of this. I don't. SOMEONE SEND ME ONE NOW.
Main event. Here we go.
> NO DQ?!?!?! U KIDDING?! SOMEONE GET WADE OUT HERE WITH JOHN NAO.
> HELLO?! NEXUS MUSIC PLZ. FUH SRS.
> NOBODY CARES ABOUT 'TAKER RETURNING AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN TO SMACKDOWN!. FUH SRS.
> Slight Cena chant. Not bad.
> Oh DAMN, I thought he may throw a dropkick already there.
> LOL CHASE HI-- Oh DAMN you, Alex Riley!
Commercial break.
> No. I REALLY don't care about 'Taker anymore.
> Aaaaaaaaand my streaming froze again. WTF BRING IT BACK.
> OMG IT'S THAT BUG-EYED GIRL AGAIN WHO LIES BY SAYING SHE CAN BARELY KEEP HER EYES OPEN OMFG LOSE MY STREAM AGAIN LOSE IT LOSE IT LOSE IT!
Back on RAW.
> Me no likey you right now, Riley.
> John-John on the table, and the camera's pointed at his bubble butt. YUMMEH.
> Did John just hurt himself on the barrier? O.o
> Not the abs, not the abs, NOT THE ABS!
> I wanna watch a WWE show live JUST to call "You Can't See Me!" when John does the 5-Knuckle Shuffle. #RealTalk
> MITB briefcase in the ring now...
> TAP MOTHERFUCKER TAP.
> LOL STF FOR YOU TOO RILEY.
> You KNOW Miz is gonna take this time to whap John---Okay no.
> Oh LOL, hai thar Huskeh.
> WTFFFFFFFFF OW.
> Okee, fine. Miz wins. Not bad. At least John isn't captaining that sucky-ass team RAW's got. The only good thing about Team RAW is Sheamus. Fuh srs.
> Husky and McGillicutty = Nexus Jr.
> John-John trying to take out Nexus Jr.
> Oh, here's Barrett. John-John almost hit him. O.o
> O.O OMG FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. Cena and Randy tag-teaming agaaaaaaaaaaaaaain.
> ...WTF, I love it, Barrett. If Centon loses, Nexus Jr gets inducted into Nexus? MWAHAHA.
> "...Don't do that." Oh GOD.
> I HEAR YOU ON THE MIC ILU JOHN-JOHN.
> Dooooooooon't do it...Dooooooon't do it...
> ...Fuck it, Burruh, say "CeNation" again...
> DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT, JOHN-JOHN.
> Awww, Barruh. Stop it. You're being awesome. STOP IT.
> ...I wanna pet John-John. I do. O.o
> Did Burruh really just say "Hold up"? XD
> "I'M ORDERING YOU TO STOP." ...Goodbye, panties.
> WTF BURRUH JUST DID "YOU CAN'T SEE ME." OMGGGGGGGGLOL.
> "YUH KON' SEY MEY!" Oooh, boy.
> ...I think I officially have the hots for Wade Barrett. This shit is BANANAS.
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