Old school RAW + New school stream of consciousness = MADNESS.
I didn't make one last week. Durn. Well, this one's bound to be interesting, since it's 3 hours and "OLD SCHOOL." So let's get right to it, shall we?
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OLD SCHOOL OPENING Y SO OSOM.
> OMG, right off the bat, it's too fucking cool.
> LOLOLOLOL. "World Wrestling Federation Entertainment". BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
> LOOOOOOOOOOOL SIRENS. LOOOOOOOOOL at the fireworks going off in time with the sirens.
> OMG, this is TOTALLY old school, look at what King is wearing! WIIIIIIIIIIIIN.
> "It is going to be VINTAGE Monday Night RAW!" LOL, I bet Cole was jizzing his pants just WAITING to say that line.
> "Bill Philips! I mean, Justin Roberts." OMGWTF ARE YOU WEARING JUSTIN ROBERTS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Poor boy.
> MEAN GENE HOLY SHIT! I hope this episode does NOT stop being COOL.
> OMG CLASSIC INTERVIEW SPOT OVER THE AUDIENCE OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AMAZIIIIIIIIIIIIING.
> OMG IT'S DADDY'S DAD! OH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI.
> "Randy's not here yet. I think maybe he didn't know we were starting early." Fuck no. We know, just as RandyLOLOrton told us, he didn't start the show coz he and John were getting married backstage. EVERYBODY KNOWS.
> LOLOLOLOLOL OMG RANDY GETTING CALLED TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
> "I don't care about John Cena's career. If it ends, that's fantastic." :: POP. :: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLWUT.
> Cowboy Bob should just go all Antwone and be like "Hide yo' Wades, Hide yo' Johns, coz Randy gon' be RKOing errbodeh here."
> Oh Wade. Thou art a sexy beast, but thou shalt not talk to Daddy's Dad like that.
> Awesome heel promo of Wade not owing anything to the Legends. Oh WADE.
> He said "SUMMAT ELSE." I LOVE YOU WADE.
> OMG OKERLUND. "Hey, give me a break, would ya?"
> LOL COLE FTW. "Finally. Some sanity."
> A-Ri in gear. WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.
> "Squinty Orton eyes." WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.
> TITANTRON JOHN-JOHN! TITANJOHN! XDDDDDDD
> "You have this weird gift of just ruining everything you touch, I don't know how you do it, it's fascinating actually." OMG JOHN I LOVE YOU.
> ...I'm literally just kind of staring at John right now. For some odd reason, he's hotter than usual tonight. IDK what it is...
> LOL JOHN'S MIZ FACE.
> John used air-quotes. Which are SO 90's. We really ARE Old School! :D
> LOL OMG Y U ALL SHOUTING. I don't think those 2 Legends are old enough to have hearing problems.
OLD SCHOOL IS IN SESSION, BISHES.
> Dolph? O.o Watch me not care.
> He DOES have Vickie though, and that's awesome, coz I wuv her. Still. Watch me not care.
> "You don't get more old school than Vickie Guerrero!" LOLWUT?!
> OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOL IN-SCREEN INTERVIEW ALL OLD-STYLE I LOVE IIIIIIIIIIIT.
> I forking LOOOOOOOOVE that they're using the old set! AMAZIIIIIIIING.
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SO HARD AT SEXUAL CHOCOLATE. DIZ R NOT PG! XD
> LOLWUT, peepz getting Sexual Chocolate on their phones. XD
> "You know how uncomfortable it is every week sitting next to you? Doesn't matter WHAT chair we're in!" KING JUST PWNED THE FUCK OUTTA COLE.
> ......Yeah, I've stopped caring.
> :: SKIP. ::
> OMFG, how fucking LONG is this damn MATCH?! :: keeps pressing forward. ::
> "If I had to go home with Vickie Guerrero, I'd get someone to put the sleeper hold on me!" KING WTF.
Eeew Tyson Kidd on my screen.
> CANNOT LIKE. AT ALL.
> .......TONY ATLAS.
> I think Tony Atlas speaks as fast as Randy can drive. o.O
Nexus vs Hart Dynasty.
> LOLWTF TONY.
> WTF IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED. YOSHI TATSU OFFICIALLY LOOKS LIKE AN ANIME CHARACTER.
> LOL, Yoshi. Harakiri. MWAHA.
> OH HAI JUSTIN. U SO SEXXEH. I CAN HAZ LESBIAN SEX WIJOO?
> It is fucking SURREAL to see Justin's name in the old style nameplate like that.
> LOL FOR SRS AT THAT DAMN FIST-HITTING.
> "It took you all of 30 seconds to get there." PWWWWWWWWWWN.
> .........Cena chant?!
> OMG LOOK AT THE REF. WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN VINTAGE UNIFORM.
> LOOOOOOL, look at Justin flailing like WUTOHGODNOSTOP when DH grabs his legs and pulls them apart.
> FAW FUFTEE!
> Yeah, I spent most of the match on Twitter with JustinGAYbriel and scoobyatemysnax picking out and laughing at names for the Wade/Randy sexual pairing. At first it was RADE, then I came up with Barton, but now it's officially WANDY. FOR THE FUCKING LOLZ OF IT I DON'T KNOW I CAN'T EVEN.
> WTF with Slater blowing a kiss WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF WEIRD.
> .......DH Smith's angry face is KINDA okay.
> TYSON KIDD PLEASE STOP SMILING FOREVER.
RUNDEE O'ON SMILING OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
> "Better late than never!" OMGOMGOMGOMG...
> OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD LOOK AT THAT FUCKING SMILE OMG.
> OMGOMGOMGOMG LOOK AT THAT SHIRT HOLY FUCK THAT'S AMAZING I WANT THAT I WANT THAT I WANT THAT.
> HAAAAAAAAAAAIR.
> OMGWTF R-TRUTH. OH NO YOU DI-INT INTERRUPT DADDY. GTFO AND STAY OUT.
> LOL, NOT COMING OUT OF CAPS FTW.
> SRSLEH, R-OPRAH. GET THE FUCK OUT. NOW.
> LOL at Old School Survivor Series shirt.
Justin Roberts, that costume is still SO fucking tragic.
> THE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK.
> OMGLOL MIKE CHIODA IN THE FUCKING VINTAGE REF UNIFORM.
> OMGOMGOMGOMG THE BROOKLYN BRAWLER. Cue up the goddamn 5 Questions nostalgia! FUCK YEAH.
> "What dumpster did THEY dig him out of?!"
> Former Women's Champion Harvey Whippleman! Brawler's very own Diva! XD
> "WASSAMATTA WIJOO PEOPLE?!" XDDDDDDDDDD
> "Hey Brawler, someone's got a pre-tape they need you to do!" DAGGUM!
> Ezekiel, YOU need to GTFO my screen too.
> ...It's 2010, Cole, you tool.
> TRAINWRECK.
> Dear finish to this segment: I CAN HAZ YOU NAO?
> Those fucking look like yearbook photos!
BACKSTAGE NEXUS!
> GET. THE HELL. OUTTA. MY SCREEN. Otunga, Husky and McGillicutty, I'm talking to all three of you.
> There is nothing old school about that locker room.
> ........OMNIPOTENT GM IS FUCKING OMNIPOTENT.
> LOOOOOOOOOL WUT IS THIS. They're all talking to each other like there's no camera, and then the GM buzzes in, and all of a sudden, they're all glaring into the camera. WUT.IZ.DIZ.
> "Thank you, Husky. That's EXACTLY the kind of loyalty I look for in Nexus." :: GLARES AT OTUNGA. :: WADE U SO LOLZY.
> LOL JOHN WHERE DID YOU COME FROM.
> OMG JOHN JUST SMILED OMG I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU.
>WTF WITH THE LOOK ON JOHN'S FACE. Heath's face is freakily appropriate for the look on John's.
> ...How many fucking doors do these locker rooms HAVE?! People just come in from EVERY FREAKING ANGLE.
> HASKEE and MACKULCUTTEE. I LOVE YOU JOHN.
> LOL at the look on Justin's face behind John.
> John, talking about Randy: "If he wants, he can come get some. :: wink. ::" Which he does. Every single night.
> OMGLOLOLOLOL AT JUSTIN'S "WTF WAS THAT ABOUT" FACE.
Oh, we're having John vs Miz NOW?
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL JOHN Y U SO FUN.
> ......OMG NEVER STOP SMILING.
> Man, I kind of wish they'd gone with "Basic Thuganomics" and the old throwback jerseys for John. :: giggle. ::
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HE BOTCHED THROWING HIS CAP. XDDDDDDDDDDD Recovering now by putting it on a kid's head at ringside. That is the FIRST time I've EVER seen John botch throwing his cap. That was fucking HILARIOUS.
> LOL at John shrugging it off.
> LOOOOOOOOOOL mucking with the wigs! JOHN U SO PRESH FUCK I LOVE YOU.
> He's having fun. He's just having tons of fun tonight. I LOVE IT.
> :: replays the moment over and over of John licking at his fingers. ::
> LOOOOOOL at John asking Cole! XD
> A-Ri in action! He's mildly attractive, so I'm not gonna complain much. XD
> Look at John's face, the smile isn't quite disappearing, is it? GAWD I LOVE HIM.
> NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE!
> Alex kinda got some abs, yo. o.O
> LOL, he threw Alex over his head like Alex was made of matchsticks! XD
> Nice camerawork, following A-Ri's trajectory. :: giggles. ::
> JOHN-JOHN U SO FORKING HAWT, good LORD.
> Miz, that is NOT striaght.
> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG RANDY JUST FUCKING RUSHED THE RING LIKE THE LOCKER ROOMS WERE ON FIRE.
> Come get you some, McGilliHusky.
> ........DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. RANDAL JUST STRIPPED FOR JOHN. IT WAS FUCKING PORN. RIGHT OUTTA MY DREAMS. RIGHT OUTTA MY FICS. SOMEONE NEEDS TO GIF THIS HOTSHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
> ...Remember, they just got married about 45 minutes ago backstage. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
> OMGOMGOMGOMG LOL, even the breaking apart of the brawling is old school, with all the agents and stuff. AMAZEBAAAAAAAAAALLS.
> "Let them fight! Let them fight! Let them fight!" I AGREE WITH THIS CHANT.
> And because I can't fucking GIF anything, I SCREENCAPPED THE HELL OUT OF THAT PORNO MOMENT. Yup. You're very welcome. Stay classy, San Diego.
> LOLOLOLOL THEY HAVE ISSUES?!
> CENTON ON PIPER'S PIT. FOOKYEAH.
> John giving Randy eyebrows. TOTALLY their wedding night, MMHMM.
I seriously freaking LOVE that old school opening video. :: gigle. ::
> I love how King still fits in that jacket! XD
> OMG LOL WUUUUUUUUUUUUT. SHEIK AND VOLKOFF. WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.
> National anthem singing?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too vintage.
> SANTINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. This is officially AMAZING.
> 4 people. 3 different accents. Headache tiemz.
> LOL KOZLOV. "IZ OKEH?!" XDDDDDDDDD
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOL USA CHANTS.
> "That was, how you say, Russian-ly terrible!" SANTINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
> SLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK.
> .......Santino, we do not need you having a seizure like Eve does. o.O
> .......SHEIK JUST GOT HIS MIC CUT OFF. OMG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
> Usos. Watch me skip through this match to the end.
> ........OMG TAMINA LOOK HOW FUCKING HOT YOU LOOK.
> Whatever happened to the Tamina/Santino storyline?
> LOL, bet Sim Snuka is beating himself up for fucking up in the WWE now that his sister's in there. XD
> HEY! IT'S CHARLES ROBINSON! IN THE VINTAGE REF UNIFORM! WIIIIIIIIIIIIN.
> :: skips to the end of the match. :: GIMME MAH PAPA NAO.
> "The Cobra really worked!"
> DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. PAPA POPPED OUT OUTTA NOWHERE. Leik SRSLEH. EVERYBODY turned around and suddenly BOOM!FOOT. NINJA PAPA SHEAMUS IS NINJA.
> .......Oh good GOD. :: comes so hard. ::
> LOL SHOVE.
> "John Morrison aGAIN?!" MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY, COLE! FUUUUUUUUCK SRSLEH. Do NOT need JoMo on my screen right now, or EVER, he fucking BOOOOOOOORES me.
> "You're a bully, Sheamus!" Well, you're bullshit, JoMo.
> OMG EVERYBODY'S JUST STRIPPING TONIGHT. First Randy, and now SHEAMUS. OLD SCHOOL RAW IS NOT PG! WHEEEEEEEEEE!
> ...Papa got a haircut again. o.O
> Dayum. Papa be bringin' some sexy back. Oh YIZ. That is one VERY sexy back I see.
> LOL at Santino teaching JoMo The Cobra.
> SMILEY RANDAL GRAPHIC. :: lolz so hard. ::
Eeeew, Otunga.
> Special match?
> OMG. I love Justin Roberts, but SRSLEH, OMG, keep him away from the close-up camera.
> Kofi?! OMG, fucking skipping this shit.
> :: actually skips. :: I FUCKING LOVE DOWNLOADS.
> LOL Tor Johnson GEORGE "THE ANIMAL" STEELE!
Eeew, JoMo backstage.
> JERRY BRISCO AND ARN ANDERSON?!
> DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD SHEAMUS JUST FUCKING KICKED JOMO'S FACE-OFF! HOLY CRAP THAT WAS...I THINK...:: COMES SO HARD. :: NINJA SHEAMUS IS SO FUCKING NINJA!
Million Dollar Aksana FOR THE LOLS.
> HER MOM?! XDDDDDDDDDDD
> "MAY MAM FRUM LEETWAYNIYAH?!" Oh GOD Aksana, I think I love you.
> "Mother, you lost weight!" OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. :: dies laughing. ::
> LOLWUT! Bish, dat ain'cho mama! That's DUSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEH. :: boog boog boog :: He's just a common man...
> Dusty in a wig: "I ain'cho momma!" Complete with neck movements. OH MAN. All that's missing here is "OH NO YOU DI-INT." XDDDDDDDD
> Eeew, Kelly.
> LOL GOLDUST. "Give me that, young lady! This is NOT'CHERS! You have been a NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY girl!" LOL, what are you, her FATHER?!
> It's my father-in-law TED SR.!
> OMG IT'S MY HUSBAND SCRUFFEH!TEDDEH!
> D'awwwwwww, papa's giving him his title back...
> "No, why don't you KEEP it?" :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You took FOREVER chasing it off of Goldust, you lost MATCHES coz of it, and now that you can HAVE IT BACK, you don't WANT IT?! OMG YOU PRISSY SPOILED BATHTARD I FUCKING LOVE YOUR INCONSISTENCY COZ I'M A FUCKING MARK LIKE THAT, FUCK SOCIETY.
> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG CODIASI FLEETING MOMENT HOLY SHIT. What? No, ":: snort. :: Nice jacket." ":: smirk. :: Thanks." MOMENT?! EFF!
> Why is it that Cody has to pause for a FULL second before saying "DASHING" all the time? And then he puts on this big cheesy grin right afterwards. "Sonic is.....DASHING. :D" SRSLEH CODDLES. XDDDDDDDD
> SEE.
> "Don't breathe on me." "Wait, help a brother out!" Dusty in that damn wig: "Man, I raised some WEEEEEEEEEIRD kids!" PRICELEEEEEEEEEEESS.
> WTF TED SR. DOES THE CABBAGE PATCH TOO.
> WTF RANDOM TATANKA.
> WTF RANDOM DUGGAN.
> WTF KELLY WITH THE HAND THING.
> WTF AKSANA DANCING IN THE NET.
> WTF DANCING WITH NO MUSIC.
> "....DAMN!" Everyone: :: stops dancing. :: LOLFUCKINGWHAT.
> Cole: "Old School's got ISSUES." XDDDDDDDDDD
> Cole almost said "RADE" Barrett. O.O It's Wandee, Cole.
> King on John and Randy: "I wanna see these 2 guys go at it!" So do we, King. So. Do. WE.
> EVE U SO HAWT. You're not a very good dancer, but DAYUM U HAWT.
Promotional Consideration?! WTF IS THIS?!
> .....VINTAGE COMMERCIALS. LORD ALFRED HAYES?! VINTAAAAAAAAAAAGE.
> .....He's got a match against Burruh. I wanna fucking skip this, but it's BURRUH.
> "IT'S JUNK." LOL COLE.
> "IT STUNK." OH GOD COLE. XDDDDDDDD
> NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU, R-TRU---Damn you, audience.
> BARRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH.
> UNF. Just...UNF.
> KILL HIM, BURRUH, KILL HIM.
> :: skips. :: I'm sleepy, what can I say?
> OH HAI, BURRUH SMIRK.
LOL, more of that opening video.
> I seriously love it. :: giggle. ::
> That IS the worst Mr McMahon impression EVER.
> LOL CHOKE FTW!
> RICARDO RODRIGUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ.
> OMGz JOO INNERAPTED DEH RRRRRRRRRRRRICO.
> TITO SANTANA?! DIZ R NUTZ.
> Alberto del Rio vs Sgt Slaughter? :: skips the fuck outta this match. ::
MAE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG.
> "Mae Young don't have an enemy on earth - she's outlived them all!" XDDDDDDDDDDD
> COOOOOOOOOACH.
> ......LayCool. WHY.
> I wonder if Layla and Cody really ARE broken up...
> "Is this Old School RAW or Jurassic Park?" "Look, Michelle, I brought my fossil brush!" OH SNAP.
> MAE YOUNG = WWE'S BETTY WHITE.
> "I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME A MATCH WITH THESE SLUTS." POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP. MAE YOUNG >>>>>>>> PG TV! Now we're REALLY Old School!
> I love how King and Cole are CACKLING and WHOOPING.
> OOOOOOOOOOMG the looks on LayCool's faces.
> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMG SHE JUST CALLED THEM BITCHES. MAE YOUNG >>>>>>>>>>>> PG TV!
> I love how Cole is WHEEZING "Oh my God, Oh my God!" XDDDDDDDD
> RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.
> ...That was a hip.
> So Michelle's married to Taker, and if the rumors are right, Layla's with Kane. THESE GIRLS HAVE NO TASTE.
> "I mean, we're like 17th century old school!" OH LORD.
> LOOOOOL nice slo-mo replay on the slap! XD
OMG JIM ROOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!
> JIM ROSS IN THAT AWESOME ASS VINTAGE JACKET!
> "You understand this is MY show now!" OMG COLE.
> LOL AT COLE PULLING A BATISTA. "You're supposed to be my friend!"
> LOL, listen to JR ignoring Cole.
> OMG I LOVE JR.
> LOL, talk about vintage theme songs. XD HAI THAR DANIEL BRYAN.
> Only reason I'm watching this match is to listen to JR. Good times...
> "JR, he's like you - he has no personality."
> THWAGGER. Y U NO HAB EAGLE.
> "Michael Cole, you can write your life story on a piece of confetti!" PWWWWWWWWWWN.
> This actually should be a good match, considering these 2's backgrounds.
> JR is just no-selling Cole. This is AMAZING.
> "Hey, I've heard you and Striker. That's the bland leading the bland."
> "Oh God, thank GOD, we're going to commercial break."
> LOOOOOOOOOL at King offering to punch Cole.
> OMGLOL COLE IS ASLEEP. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> The end is near, y'all. I can feel Ted and his hot scruff...
> "Yes, I'm cheering for anybody to END THIS THING!"
> "Right in the mutton!"
> "Is someone running the water? I keep hearing a DRIP." OMG KING WIN OVER COLE.
> "If you can hear paint dry, this is what this commentary sounds like." GOD COLE.
> "How about a little less talk, and a little more 'Shut the hell up'?" BAAAAAAAHAHAHA.
> "I'm gonna wear a white cowboy hat next week!" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
> Nice counter, DB.
> LOL COLE MOCKING "BOOMER SOONER."
> TEDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH. ...Killing DB, but STILL! TEDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH.
> Can you hear me ruining my panties all the way over there? LOLZ.
> BOOM!Dream Street.
> LORD. HAVE. MERCY.
> :: is coming so hard she's probably blind by now. ::
> SO. FUCKING. BEAUTIFUL. Just...Just...I can't...I just...
> LOL COLE SLIPPED UP. He said BELT. "I'm sorry, I'm caught up in old school tonight." LOOOOOOOOOLZ, nice quick thinking there.
YES. MOTHERFUCKING. PLEASE.
> OMG, look at Maryse. Look at...holy CRAP, just...Oh GOD.
> Per-fucking-fection. I DREAD the day they break up. I'd be one VERY sad little bunny that day.
> "See you in about 10 years." Oh COLE.
Survivor Series card!
> LOL, I didn't know there was gonna be a traditional Survivor Series elimination match! LOL HAI MCINRHODES.
> SMILEY!BURRUH! SMILEY!RANDAL! Oh LORD, my ovaries.
> Buhbai, JR! Was so fun to see ya!
> LOOOOOOOOOL OMG, he just freakin' WHAPPED Cole with his 10 gallon! ILU JR.
> "Is that the best comeback you can come up with? 'Why don't you grow up'?!"
> OMG CENTON AND THEIR TWIN WALKS.
> LOL LORD ALFRED HAYES'S VOICE SAYING "PAPER JAMZ." XDDDDDDDDDD
Piper's Pit of DOOOOOOOOOOOM.
> ROLL CALL! :D
> HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
> DAMMIT, they should've had the Legacy papas standing together in the line!
> CHAVO CLASSIC. <3 D'awww, giving a shout-out to Eddie.
> FIIIIIIIIIIINK.
> MAE YOUNG!
> MY FATHER-IN-LAW! TED Sr.!!11!!1!!!1!
> ...It is surreal to see someone raising the roof beside Ted Sr. Just sayin'. XDDDDDDDD
> ARN ANDERSON!!!!1111!!!!!1!!!1!
> DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.
> DUSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH.
> GEORGE STEEEEEEEEEEEEELE.
> JIM ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS.
> LOL SHEIK! XDDDDDDDDDD "DUN SEH YOH-ES-EH!"
> ROWDY RODDY FREAKIN' PIPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
> OMG He looks greeeeeeeeeat.
> I've always LOVED the Piper's Pit set, fuh srs.
> "How cool are YOU?" ROWDY! ROWDY! ROWDY! ROWDY! ROWDY!
> Just listening to Piper do a promo is insanely awesome enough. Good LORD, he's still got it.
> Oh noz. No more smiley. D'awwww. Here we go with emo!John, about to pull at my heartstrings like nobodys bidniz.
> DIMPLETH.
> "You're a big boy, huh?" OH RODDY.
> I love the solemnity of Roddy's tone here, it gives you the right feel for what he's about to say to John. AWESOME.
> UGH. AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME.
> "Don't you spit in my face, John Cena." Oh GOD, I'm loving this to no attainable levels.
> ....John, don't you fucking CRY. If you fucking CRY, I will hunt you down. I WILL.
> ........He's srsleh THISCLOSE to crying, and if he DOES spill, I'm going to fucking DIE.
> Real!John Cena needs a fucking hug from me. Seriously. I just...oh GOD. I wanna be the one he goes home to and gets a hug from for being so fucking emotional.
> So that was fucking AMAZING. And then all of a sudden, BURRUH. O.o
> DOOD. PIPER JUST TOLD BURRUH TO SHUT UP. AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH MORE NOW.
> "LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU." SNAAAAAAAAPTASTIC. Look at John back down in worship.
> DIMPLETH PART 2.
> "Who on earth are you to judge ME?!" SNAAAAAAAAAPTASTIC PART 2.
> WOW. Who uses the phrase "FULL STOP" anymore? OLD SCHOOOOOOOL.
> JOHN IN THE NEXUS SHIRT DEAR FUCKING GOD THANK YOU AT LAST.
> "Take that monstrosity that you're wearing OFF, and put MY shirt on, NOW." OY.
> OH. GOOD. GOD.
> Watch Burruh's pervy-ass eyes watching John strip, he wants some, he totally wants some...
> About. Fucking. TIME. GodDAMN, I've missed him in black, he looks so FUCKING good in black compared to all those flashy colors...
> "Win or lose, Imma turn your face into mush."
> LOL CUE RANDAL FOR THE SAVE. FUCK I LOVE YOU YOU SEXY SEXY MAN.
> Strangely enough, I suddenly have "All I Ask Of You" from "Phantom Of The Opera" in my head watching Randy walk to John in the ring. "No more talk of darkness, forget these wide-eyed fears, I'm here, nothing will harm you, these words will warm and calm you..."
> OH GOD THE SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN THESE TWO. They SO just wanna get to their wedding night already!
> SEXIEST SCOOPSLAM EVER.
> LOL, look at John in the corner there checking out Randy's ass while it checks out Wade's.
> Well HERE's a sight you don't see often. John standing with Randy on his knees in front of him. It's usually the other way around.
> BOOM!RKO to John-John. AMAZEBALLS.
> DAY-UM, that was SOME grip on Mommah J's head...
> DOOD, PHEW. He got his neck up. That could've been MAJOR.
> LOOOOOOOL look at John. "Oh GOD, I just AA'd my own HUSBAND, what the HELL, and on our WEDDING NIGHT too, I mean come ON, storyline!"
> OMG LOL. Just when you think he was gonna raise Wade's hand, he freakin' GRABBED him amidst CENA CHANTS and AA'd the Manchester right outta Wade. WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.
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Awesome, awesome RAW. Now to tag this entry.
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This is the only part I hate about doing RAW thoughts - Too many tags, too many tags. WHOOOOOOA, these words are true, and I'll make you believe...
Love Lots And God Bless!
~ MARCIANA ~
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OLD SCHOOL OPENING Y SO OSOM.
> OMG, right off the bat, it's too fucking cool.
> LOLOLOLOL. "World Wrestling Federation Entertainment". BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
> LOOOOOOOOOOOL SIRENS. LOOOOOOOOOL at the fireworks going off in time with the sirens.
> OMG, this is TOTALLY old school, look at what King is wearing! WIIIIIIIIIIIIN.
> "It is going to be VINTAGE Monday Night RAW!" LOL, I bet Cole was jizzing his pants just WAITING to say that line.
> "Bill Philips! I mean, Justin Roberts." OMGWTF ARE YOU WEARING JUSTIN ROBERTS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Poor boy.
> MEAN GENE HOLY SHIT! I hope this episode does NOT stop being COOL.
> OMG CLASSIC INTERVIEW SPOT OVER THE AUDIENCE OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AMAZIIIIIIIIIIIIING.
> OMG IT'S DADDY'S DAD! OH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI.
> "Randy's not here yet. I think maybe he didn't know we were starting early." Fuck no. We know, just as RandyLOLOrton told us, he didn't start the show coz he and John were getting married backstage. EVERYBODY KNOWS.
> LOLOLOLOLOL OMG RANDY GETTING CALLED TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
> "I don't care about John Cena's career. If it ends, that's fantastic." :: POP. :: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLWUT.
> Cowboy Bob should just go all Antwone and be like "Hide yo' Wades, Hide yo' Johns, coz Randy gon' be RKOing errbodeh here."
> Oh Wade. Thou art a sexy beast, but thou shalt not talk to Daddy's Dad like that.
> Awesome heel promo of Wade not owing anything to the Legends. Oh WADE.
> He said "SUMMAT ELSE." I LOVE YOU WADE.
> OMG OKERLUND. "Hey, give me a break, would ya?"
> LOL COLE FTW. "Finally. Some sanity."
> A-Ri in gear. WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.
> "Squinty Orton eyes." WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.
> TITANTRON JOHN-JOHN! TITANJOHN! XDDDDDDD
> "You have this weird gift of just ruining everything you touch, I don't know how you do it, it's fascinating actually." OMG JOHN I LOVE YOU.
> ...I'm literally just kind of staring at John right now. For some odd reason, he's hotter than usual tonight. IDK what it is...
> LOL JOHN'S MIZ FACE.
> John used air-quotes. Which are SO 90's. We really ARE Old School! :D
> LOL OMG Y U ALL SHOUTING. I don't think those 2 Legends are old enough to have hearing problems.
OLD SCHOOL IS IN SESSION, BISHES.
> Dolph? O.o Watch me not care.
> He DOES have Vickie though, and that's awesome, coz I wuv her. Still. Watch me not care.
> "You don't get more old school than Vickie Guerrero!" LOLWUT?!
> OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOL IN-SCREEN INTERVIEW ALL OLD-STYLE I LOVE IIIIIIIIIIIT.
> I forking LOOOOOOOOVE that they're using the old set! AMAZIIIIIIIING.
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SO HARD AT SEXUAL CHOCOLATE. DIZ R NOT PG! XD
> LOLWUT, peepz getting Sexual Chocolate on their phones. XD
> "You know how uncomfortable it is every week sitting next to you? Doesn't matter WHAT chair we're in!" KING JUST PWNED THE FUCK OUTTA COLE.
> ......Yeah, I've stopped caring.
> :: SKIP. ::
> OMFG, how fucking LONG is this damn MATCH?! :: keeps pressing forward. ::
> "If I had to go home with Vickie Guerrero, I'd get someone to put the sleeper hold on me!" KING WTF.
Eeew Tyson Kidd on my screen.
> CANNOT LIKE. AT ALL.
> .......TONY ATLAS.
> I think Tony Atlas speaks as fast as Randy can drive. o.O
Nexus vs Hart Dynasty.
> LOLWTF TONY.
> WTF IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED. YOSHI TATSU OFFICIALLY LOOKS LIKE AN ANIME CHARACTER.
> LOL, Yoshi. Harakiri. MWAHA.
> OH HAI JUSTIN. U SO SEXXEH. I CAN HAZ LESBIAN SEX WIJOO?
> It is fucking SURREAL to see Justin's name in the old style nameplate like that.
> LOL FOR SRS AT THAT DAMN FIST-HITTING.
> "It took you all of 30 seconds to get there." PWWWWWWWWWWN.
> .........Cena chant?!
> OMG LOOK AT THE REF. WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN VINTAGE UNIFORM.
> LOOOOOOL, look at Justin flailing like WUTOHGODNOSTOP when DH grabs his legs and pulls them apart.
> FAW FUFTEE!
> Yeah, I spent most of the match on Twitter with JustinGAYbriel and scoobyatemysnax picking out and laughing at names for the Wade/Randy sexual pairing. At first it was RADE, then I came up with Barton, but now it's officially WANDY. FOR THE FUCKING LOLZ OF IT I DON'T KNOW I CAN'T EVEN.
> WTF with Slater blowing a kiss WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF WEIRD.
> .......DH Smith's angry face is KINDA okay.
> TYSON KIDD PLEASE STOP SMILING FOREVER.
RUNDEE O'ON SMILING OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
> "Better late than never!" OMGOMGOMGOMG...
> OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD LOOK AT THAT FUCKING SMILE OMG.
> OMGOMGOMGOMG LOOK AT THAT SHIRT HOLY FUCK THAT'S AMAZING I WANT THAT I WANT THAT I WANT THAT.
> HAAAAAAAAAAAIR.
> OMGWTF R-TRUTH. OH NO YOU DI-INT INTERRUPT DADDY. GTFO AND STAY OUT.
> LOL, NOT COMING OUT OF CAPS FTW.
> SRSLEH, R-OPRAH. GET THE FUCK OUT. NOW.
> LOL at Old School Survivor Series shirt.
Justin Roberts, that costume is still SO fucking tragic.
> THE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK.
> OMGLOL MIKE CHIODA IN THE FUCKING VINTAGE REF UNIFORM.
> OMGOMGOMGOMG THE BROOKLYN BRAWLER. Cue up the goddamn 5 Questions nostalgia! FUCK YEAH.
> "What dumpster did THEY dig him out of?!"
> Former Women's Champion Harvey Whippleman! Brawler's very own Diva! XD
> "WASSAMATTA WIJOO PEOPLE?!" XDDDDDDDDDD
> "Hey Brawler, someone's got a pre-tape they need you to do!" DAGGUM!
> Ezekiel, YOU need to GTFO my screen too.
> ...It's 2010, Cole, you tool.
> TRAINWRECK.
> Dear finish to this segment: I CAN HAZ YOU NAO?
> Those fucking look like yearbook photos!
BACKSTAGE NEXUS!
> GET. THE HELL. OUTTA. MY SCREEN. Otunga, Husky and McGillicutty, I'm talking to all three of you.
> There is nothing old school about that locker room.
> ........OMNIPOTENT GM IS FUCKING OMNIPOTENT.
> LOOOOOOOOOL WUT IS THIS. They're all talking to each other like there's no camera, and then the GM buzzes in, and all of a sudden, they're all glaring into the camera. WUT.IZ.DIZ.
> "Thank you, Husky. That's EXACTLY the kind of loyalty I look for in Nexus." :: GLARES AT OTUNGA. :: WADE U SO LOLZY.
> LOL JOHN WHERE DID YOU COME FROM.
> OMG JOHN JUST SMILED OMG I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU.
>WTF WITH THE LOOK ON JOHN'S FACE. Heath's face is freakily appropriate for the look on John's.
> ...How many fucking doors do these locker rooms HAVE?! People just come in from EVERY FREAKING ANGLE.
> HASKEE and MACKULCUTTEE. I LOVE YOU JOHN.
> LOL at the look on Justin's face behind John.
> John, talking about Randy: "If he wants, he can come get some. :: wink. ::" Which he does. Every single night.
> OMGLOLOLOLOL AT JUSTIN'S "WTF WAS THAT ABOUT" FACE.
Oh, we're having John vs Miz NOW?
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL JOHN Y U SO FUN.
> ......OMG NEVER STOP SMILING.
> Man, I kind of wish they'd gone with "Basic Thuganomics" and the old throwback jerseys for John. :: giggle. ::
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HE BOTCHED THROWING HIS CAP. XDDDDDDDDDDD Recovering now by putting it on a kid's head at ringside. That is the FIRST time I've EVER seen John botch throwing his cap. That was fucking HILARIOUS.
> LOL at John shrugging it off.
> LOOOOOOOOOOL mucking with the wigs! JOHN U SO PRESH FUCK I LOVE YOU.
> He's having fun. He's just having tons of fun tonight. I LOVE IT.
> :: replays the moment over and over of John licking at his fingers. ::
> LOOOOOOL at John asking Cole! XD
> A-Ri in action! He's mildly attractive, so I'm not gonna complain much. XD
> Look at John's face, the smile isn't quite disappearing, is it? GAWD I LOVE HIM.
> NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE!
> Alex kinda got some abs, yo. o.O
> LOL, he threw Alex over his head like Alex was made of matchsticks! XD
> Nice camerawork, following A-Ri's trajectory. :: giggles. ::
> JOHN-JOHN U SO FORKING HAWT, good LORD.
> Miz, that is NOT striaght.
> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG RANDY JUST FUCKING RUSHED THE RING LIKE THE LOCKER ROOMS WERE ON FIRE.
> Come get you some, McGilliHusky.
> ........DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. RANDAL JUST STRIPPED FOR JOHN. IT WAS FUCKING PORN. RIGHT OUTTA MY DREAMS. RIGHT OUTTA MY FICS. SOMEONE NEEDS TO GIF THIS HOTSHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
> ...Remember, they just got married about 45 minutes ago backstage. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
> OMGOMGOMGOMG LOL, even the breaking apart of the brawling is old school, with all the agents and stuff. AMAZEBAAAAAAAAAALLS.
> "Let them fight! Let them fight! Let them fight!" I AGREE WITH THIS CHANT.
> And because I can't fucking GIF anything, I SCREENCAPPED THE HELL OUT OF THAT PORNO MOMENT. Yup. You're very welcome. Stay classy, San Diego.
> LOLOLOLOL THEY HAVE ISSUES?!
> CENTON ON PIPER'S PIT. FOOKYEAH.
> John giving Randy eyebrows. TOTALLY their wedding night, MMHMM.
I seriously freaking LOVE that old school opening video. :: gigle. ::
> I love how King still fits in that jacket! XD
> OMG LOL WUUUUUUUUUUUUT. SHEIK AND VOLKOFF. WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.
> National anthem singing?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too vintage.
> SANTINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. This is officially AMAZING.
> 4 people. 3 different accents. Headache tiemz.
> LOL KOZLOV. "IZ OKEH?!" XDDDDDDDDD
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOL USA CHANTS.
> "That was, how you say, Russian-ly terrible!" SANTINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
> SLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK.
> .......Santino, we do not need you having a seizure like Eve does. o.O
> .......SHEIK JUST GOT HIS MIC CUT OFF. OMG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
> Usos. Watch me skip through this match to the end.
> ........OMG TAMINA LOOK HOW FUCKING HOT YOU LOOK.
> Whatever happened to the Tamina/Santino storyline?
> LOL, bet Sim Snuka is beating himself up for fucking up in the WWE now that his sister's in there. XD
> HEY! IT'S CHARLES ROBINSON! IN THE VINTAGE REF UNIFORM! WIIIIIIIIIIIIN.
> :: skips to the end of the match. :: GIMME MAH PAPA NAO.
> "The Cobra really worked!"
> DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. PAPA POPPED OUT OUTTA NOWHERE. Leik SRSLEH. EVERYBODY turned around and suddenly BOOM!FOOT. NINJA PAPA SHEAMUS IS NINJA.
> .......Oh good GOD. :: comes so hard. ::
> LOL SHOVE.
> "John Morrison aGAIN?!" MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY, COLE! FUUUUUUUUCK SRSLEH. Do NOT need JoMo on my screen right now, or EVER, he fucking BOOOOOOOORES me.
> "You're a bully, Sheamus!" Well, you're bullshit, JoMo.
> OMG EVERYBODY'S JUST STRIPPING TONIGHT. First Randy, and now SHEAMUS. OLD SCHOOL RAW IS NOT PG! WHEEEEEEEEEE!
> ...Papa got a haircut again. o.O
> Dayum. Papa be bringin' some sexy back. Oh YIZ. That is one VERY sexy back I see.
> LOL at Santino teaching JoMo The Cobra.
> SMILEY RANDAL GRAPHIC. :: lolz so hard. ::
Eeeew, Otunga.
> Special match?
> OMG. I love Justin Roberts, but SRSLEH, OMG, keep him away from the close-up camera.
> Kofi?! OMG, fucking skipping this shit.
> :: actually skips. :: I FUCKING LOVE DOWNLOADS.
> LOL Tor Johnson GEORGE "THE ANIMAL" STEELE!
Eeew, JoMo backstage.
> JERRY BRISCO AND ARN ANDERSON?!
> DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD SHEAMUS JUST FUCKING KICKED JOMO'S FACE-OFF! HOLY CRAP THAT WAS...I THINK...:: COMES SO HARD. :: NINJA SHEAMUS IS SO FUCKING NINJA!
Million Dollar Aksana FOR THE LOLS.
> HER MOM?! XDDDDDDDDDDD
> "MAY MAM FRUM LEETWAYNIYAH?!" Oh GOD Aksana, I think I love you.
> "Mother, you lost weight!" OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. :: dies laughing. ::
> LOLWUT! Bish, dat ain'cho mama! That's DUSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEH. :: boog boog boog :: He's just a common man...
> Dusty in a wig: "I ain'cho momma!" Complete with neck movements. OH MAN. All that's missing here is "OH NO YOU DI-INT." XDDDDDDDD
> Eeew, Kelly.
> LOL GOLDUST. "Give me that, young lady! This is NOT'CHERS! You have been a NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY girl!" LOL, what are you, her FATHER?!
> It's my father-in-law TED SR.!
> OMG IT'S MY HUSBAND SCRUFFEH!TEDDEH!
> D'awwwwwww, papa's giving him his title back...
> "No, why don't you KEEP it?" :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You took FOREVER chasing it off of Goldust, you lost MATCHES coz of it, and now that you can HAVE IT BACK, you don't WANT IT?! OMG YOU PRISSY SPOILED BATHTARD I FUCKING LOVE YOUR INCONSISTENCY COZ I'M A FUCKING MARK LIKE THAT, FUCK SOCIETY.
> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG CODIASI FLEETING MOMENT HOLY SHIT. What? No, ":: snort. :: Nice jacket." ":: smirk. :: Thanks." MOMENT?! EFF!
> Why is it that Cody has to pause for a FULL second before saying "DASHING" all the time? And then he puts on this big cheesy grin right afterwards. "Sonic is.....DASHING. :D" SRSLEH CODDLES. XDDDDDDDD
> SEE.
> "Don't breathe on me." "Wait, help a brother out!" Dusty in that damn wig: "Man, I raised some WEEEEEEEEEIRD kids!" PRICELEEEEEEEEEEESS.
> WTF TED SR. DOES THE CABBAGE PATCH TOO.
> WTF RANDOM TATANKA.
> WTF RANDOM DUGGAN.
> WTF KELLY WITH THE HAND THING.
> WTF AKSANA DANCING IN THE NET.
> WTF DANCING WITH NO MUSIC.
> "....DAMN!" Everyone: :: stops dancing. :: LOLFUCKINGWHAT.
> Cole: "Old School's got ISSUES." XDDDDDDDDDD
> Cole almost said "RADE" Barrett. O.O It's Wandee, Cole.
> King on John and Randy: "I wanna see these 2 guys go at it!" So do we, King. So. Do. WE.
> EVE U SO HAWT. You're not a very good dancer, but DAYUM U HAWT.
Promotional Consideration?! WTF IS THIS?!
> .....VINTAGE COMMERCIALS. LORD ALFRED HAYES?! VINTAAAAAAAAAAAGE.
> .....He's got a match against Burruh. I wanna fucking skip this, but it's BURRUH.
> "IT'S JUNK." LOL COLE.
> "IT STUNK." OH GOD COLE. XDDDDDDDD
> NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU, R-TRU---Damn you, audience.
> BARRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH.
> UNF. Just...UNF.
> KILL HIM, BURRUH, KILL HIM.
> :: skips. :: I'm sleepy, what can I say?
> OH HAI, BURRUH SMIRK.
LOL, more of that opening video.
> I seriously love it. :: giggle. ::
> That IS the worst Mr McMahon impression EVER.
> LOL CHOKE FTW!
> RICARDO RODRIGUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ.
> OMGz JOO INNERAPTED DEH RRRRRRRRRRRRICO.
> TITO SANTANA?! DIZ R NUTZ.
> Alberto del Rio vs Sgt Slaughter? :: skips the fuck outta this match. ::
MAE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG.
> "Mae Young don't have an enemy on earth - she's outlived them all!" XDDDDDDDDDDD
> COOOOOOOOOACH.
> ......LayCool. WHY.
> I wonder if Layla and Cody really ARE broken up...
> "Is this Old School RAW or Jurassic Park?" "Look, Michelle, I brought my fossil brush!" OH SNAP.
> MAE YOUNG = WWE'S BETTY WHITE.
> "I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME A MATCH WITH THESE SLUTS." POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP. MAE YOUNG >>>>>>>> PG TV! Now we're REALLY Old School!
> I love how King and Cole are CACKLING and WHOOPING.
> OOOOOOOOOOMG the looks on LayCool's faces.
> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMG SHE JUST CALLED THEM BITCHES. MAE YOUNG >>>>>>>>>>>> PG TV!
> I love how Cole is WHEEZING "Oh my God, Oh my God!" XDDDDDDDD
> RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.
> ...That was a hip.
> So Michelle's married to Taker, and if the rumors are right, Layla's with Kane. THESE GIRLS HAVE NO TASTE.
> "I mean, we're like 17th century old school!" OH LORD.
> LOOOOOL nice slo-mo replay on the slap! XD
OMG JIM ROOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!
> JIM ROSS IN THAT AWESOME ASS VINTAGE JACKET!
> "You understand this is MY show now!" OMG COLE.
> LOL AT COLE PULLING A BATISTA. "You're supposed to be my friend!"
> LOL, listen to JR ignoring Cole.
> OMG I LOVE JR.
> LOL, talk about vintage theme songs. XD HAI THAR DANIEL BRYAN.
> Only reason I'm watching this match is to listen to JR. Good times...
> "JR, he's like you - he has no personality."
> THWAGGER. Y U NO HAB EAGLE.
> "Michael Cole, you can write your life story on a piece of confetti!" PWWWWWWWWWWN.
> This actually should be a good match, considering these 2's backgrounds.
> JR is just no-selling Cole. This is AMAZING.
> "Hey, I've heard you and Striker. That's the bland leading the bland."
> "Oh God, thank GOD, we're going to commercial break."
> LOOOOOOOOOL at King offering to punch Cole.
> OMGLOL COLE IS ASLEEP. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> The end is near, y'all. I can feel Ted and his hot scruff...
> "Yes, I'm cheering for anybody to END THIS THING!"
> "Right in the mutton!"
> "Is someone running the water? I keep hearing a DRIP." OMG KING WIN OVER COLE.
> "If you can hear paint dry, this is what this commentary sounds like." GOD COLE.
> "How about a little less talk, and a little more 'Shut the hell up'?" BAAAAAAAHAHAHA.
> "I'm gonna wear a white cowboy hat next week!" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
> Nice counter, DB.
> LOL COLE MOCKING "BOOMER SOONER."
> TEDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH. ...Killing DB, but STILL! TEDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH.
> Can you hear me ruining my panties all the way over there? LOLZ.
> BOOM!Dream Street.
> LORD. HAVE. MERCY.
> :: is coming so hard she's probably blind by now. ::
> SO. FUCKING. BEAUTIFUL. Just...Just...I can't...I just...
> LOL COLE SLIPPED UP. He said BELT. "I'm sorry, I'm caught up in old school tonight." LOOOOOOOOOLZ, nice quick thinking there.
YES. MOTHERFUCKING. PLEASE.
> OMG, look at Maryse. Look at...holy CRAP, just...Oh GOD.
> Per-fucking-fection. I DREAD the day they break up. I'd be one VERY sad little bunny that day.
> "See you in about 10 years." Oh COLE.
Survivor Series card!
> LOL, I didn't know there was gonna be a traditional Survivor Series elimination match! LOL HAI MCINRHODES.
> SMILEY!BURRUH! SMILEY!RANDAL! Oh LORD, my ovaries.
> Buhbai, JR! Was so fun to see ya!
> LOOOOOOOOOL OMG, he just freakin' WHAPPED Cole with his 10 gallon! ILU JR.
> "Is that the best comeback you can come up with? 'Why don't you grow up'?!"
> OMG CENTON AND THEIR TWIN WALKS.
> LOL LORD ALFRED HAYES'S VOICE SAYING "PAPER JAMZ." XDDDDDDDDDD
Piper's Pit of DOOOOOOOOOOOM.
> ROLL CALL! :D
> HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
> DAMMIT, they should've had the Legacy papas standing together in the line!
> CHAVO CLASSIC. <3 D'awww, giving a shout-out to Eddie.
> FIIIIIIIIIIINK.
> MAE YOUNG!
> MY FATHER-IN-LAW! TED Sr.!!11!!1!!!1!
> ...It is surreal to see someone raising the roof beside Ted Sr. Just sayin'. XDDDDDDDD
> ARN ANDERSON!!!!1111!!!!!1!!!1!
> DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.
> DUSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH.
> GEORGE STEEEEEEEEEEEEELE.
> JIM ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS.
> LOL SHEIK! XDDDDDDDDDD "DUN SEH YOH-ES-EH!"
> ROWDY RODDY FREAKIN' PIPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
> OMG He looks greeeeeeeeeat.
> I've always LOVED the Piper's Pit set, fuh srs.
> "How cool are YOU?" ROWDY! ROWDY! ROWDY! ROWDY! ROWDY!
> Just listening to Piper do a promo is insanely awesome enough. Good LORD, he's still got it.
> Oh noz. No more smiley. D'awwww. Here we go with emo!John, about to pull at my heartstrings like nobodys bidniz.
> DIMPLETH.
> "You're a big boy, huh?" OH RODDY.
> I love the solemnity of Roddy's tone here, it gives you the right feel for what he's about to say to John. AWESOME.
> UGH. AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME.
> "Don't you spit in my face, John Cena." Oh GOD, I'm loving this to no attainable levels.
> ....John, don't you fucking CRY. If you fucking CRY, I will hunt you down. I WILL.
> ........He's srsleh THISCLOSE to crying, and if he DOES spill, I'm going to fucking DIE.
> Real!John Cena needs a fucking hug from me. Seriously. I just...oh GOD. I wanna be the one he goes home to and gets a hug from for being so fucking emotional.
> So that was fucking AMAZING. And then all of a sudden, BURRUH. O.o
> DOOD. PIPER JUST TOLD BURRUH TO SHUT UP. AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH MORE NOW.
> "LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU." SNAAAAAAAAPTASTIC. Look at John back down in worship.
> DIMPLETH PART 2.
> "Who on earth are you to judge ME?!" SNAAAAAAAAAPTASTIC PART 2.
> WOW. Who uses the phrase "FULL STOP" anymore? OLD SCHOOOOOOOL.
> JOHN IN THE NEXUS SHIRT DEAR FUCKING GOD THANK YOU AT LAST.
> "Take that monstrosity that you're wearing OFF, and put MY shirt on, NOW." OY.
> OH. GOOD. GOD.
> Watch Burruh's pervy-ass eyes watching John strip, he wants some, he totally wants some...
> About. Fucking. TIME. GodDAMN, I've missed him in black, he looks so FUCKING good in black compared to all those flashy colors...
> "Win or lose, Imma turn your face into mush."
> LOL CUE RANDAL FOR THE SAVE. FUCK I LOVE YOU YOU SEXY SEXY MAN.
> Strangely enough, I suddenly have "All I Ask Of You" from "Phantom Of The Opera" in my head watching Randy walk to John in the ring. "No more talk of darkness, forget these wide-eyed fears, I'm here, nothing will harm you, these words will warm and calm you..."
> OH GOD THE SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN THESE TWO. They SO just wanna get to their wedding night already!
> SEXIEST SCOOPSLAM EVER.
> LOL, look at John in the corner there checking out Randy's ass while it checks out Wade's.
> Well HERE's a sight you don't see often. John standing with Randy on his knees in front of him. It's usually the other way around.
> BOOM!RKO to John-John. AMAZEBALLS.
> DAY-UM, that was SOME grip on Mommah J's head...
> DOOD, PHEW. He got his neck up. That could've been MAJOR.
> LOOOOOOOL look at John. "Oh GOD, I just AA'd my own HUSBAND, what the HELL, and on our WEDDING NIGHT too, I mean come ON, storyline!"
> OMG LOL. Just when you think he was gonna raise Wade's hand, he freakin' GRABBED him amidst CENA CHANTS and AA'd the Manchester right outta Wade. WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.
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