"So you see, Randal, the thing that you signed that night WAS in fact a MARRIAGE CONTRACT, which now legally binds you to me in lawful matrimony, as approved by the great state of California. And just to point out, it's also explicitly expressed here that it is IMPERATIVE that you and I keep our marriage strong with constant coitus. Also: I can't help that you liked me, so you put a ring on me. I really can't help that."
Love Lots And God Bless!
~ MARCIANA ~
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