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Miziley vs Bryanison
> XD FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRR at the awesomeness of DB's theme music. No other music interrupts quite like it, srsleh. XDDDDDDDDDDD
> "...WHAT.Is THAT?! THAT'S your big interruption?!" XDDDDDDDDD MIZ.
> JoMo. DUH.
> "Twice in one night, he gets interrupted!" LOL COLE, so indignant.
> FTR, it's HARD sometimes to mash names together. XDDDDDDDDD
> I'm not very interested in this match, despite Miz's awesomeness. Meh.
> .....Is Miz wearing PURPLE?! O.o
> .....There's an Aberdeen in Washington? o.O
> "Miz is awesome again!" Oh COLE.
> Srsleh. Wasn't that interested. Or maybe it's just coz I spent all day chasing time, and now I'm tired. Not even waxing poetic on that, I literally was chasing time ALL day. O.o
> LOL JOMO Y U HIT D-BRY.
> NO ONE IS SAFE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
> .......DIDN'T WE GET RID OF THE "I HAVE RECEIVED AN E-MAIL" BIT LAST WEEK?! COLE YOU BASTARD.
> LOL so hard at the heel Divas. XD
Commercial break.
> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN.
> I spent the entire drive home with mom tweeting Jeff Dunham jokes from my phone. Random, I know, but fun. Turns out lots of my friends are Dunham fans.
> Someone had better remind me to take off the necklaces that angrbooa sent me before I go take a bath! I don't wanna ruin these, they're BEAUTIFUL!
Divas Battle Royal
> Aaaaaaaaand LayCool.
> Aww, Melina's hair is PURDEHFUL. Want.
> I WANT TAMINA TO KICK SOME ASS.
> ......OMG, DON'T TALK ABOUT MARYSE LIKE THAT, IMMA KEEL JOO.
> "I don't understand, guys, why don't people like us?!"
> ...I don't think Melina was meant to be eliminated, it looks like she lost her footing. DAMN.
> GET OFF OF MARYSE, GAIL KIM! Oh God, thank you, Tamina.
> ...Yes, I know who wins this, but still.
> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. Kick some more ass, Tamina!
> "Maryse is in trouble in GENERAL." WTF STOP TALKING ABOUT MARYSE LIKE THAT YO.
> ...WTH did the Bellas just do? XD
> LOL, nice elimination of the Bellas. I like them, but that was SMART.
> UH-OH. Poor Maryse just got dumped on her bb butt. Imma go send Ted to kiss it better.
> ...Something happens after this, right? I should get ready with the record button, right? O.o
> Baibai, Jillian.
> "I like her singing better than your commentary, King." XDDDDDDDDDDDD
> ...Oh, like Alicia could REALLY best Natalya at ANYTHING. Really, Alicia, REALLY?!
> Awwwwwww, look at Natalya, she's sooooooooo beautiful!
> Ooooooh, it was the Legendary media promo thingie! Jack TV always cuts those out...Imma go bath now...
MariBiase and mythe note - the illustrated edition.
> Yes, I've seen this about 500 times since it went up on YouTube, but who cares, it's TEEEEEEED.
> Errr, yeah. Maryse with perfect hair even after a match like that. Like Lady Gaga said in "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich" - "Our hair is perfect while we're all getting shitwrecked, it's automatic, honey."
> Oh GOD, Ted looks sooooooooo effing DELICIOUS in black shirts...
> For a second there, I thought Maryse might go off in French again! XDDDDDDDDDD
> Kissy!pout. Just coz.
> Awkward how Maryse paused just 2 seconds before someone knocks. O.o
> Ted goes to open the door, and I can't help fucking STARING at his ARMS.
GAWD, look at those YUMMYYUMMYYUMMY biceps.
> I see you got my note at last. Nothing to see here, move along, move along...
> Invisible Marciana on her knees. Nothing to see here, move along, move along.
> Look at Ted's face, GAH. So EFFING GORGEOUS. Good LORD. He's saying, "Good GOD, Marciana, quit being so OBVIOUS already, give the people a little suspense!" Nothing to see here, move along, move along...
> If that isn't feckin' gorgeous, then I don't know WHAT is. Per-effing-fection.
> "DiBiase has a secret admirer!" Oh KING. It's no secret that I "think very highly" of Theodore of the DiBiase's. That I "greatly esteem" him. That I "like" him. But "ADMIRE"? Understatement.
> That was from "Sense And Sensibility" by Jane Austen, btw. Except for the "But 'ADMIRE'?" part, that was all me. XD
Fiery Red Sheamus of Ireland. Oh YES.
> I'd like him to set ME on fire. Hellz yes. C'mon, baby, light my fire.
> ...That's a song, for those of you who don't know.
> I told angrbooa on Y!M, "Oh! Sheamus comes after Ted!" And she just looked at me like, "Oooooh, grrrrrl." XDDDDDDDDDDD
> ...It's only just occurred to me that that pose that Sheamus does with his arms spread out and him roaring is the Celtic Cross. Mmhmm. Slow me is slow.
> Papa!Tongue porn. YUMZ.
> WhatEVUR, fugly guys in the audience.
> Srsleh. Papa stands in such a SEXXEH way.
> ...Oi loike de way he sez "PRINCES."
> When he said "The first prince to put his hand on the kingdom," I couldn't help but think, "Oh GOD, if you're gonna be the prince, can I be the kingdom?" For which angrbooa will promptly say to me, "GRRRL Y U ALWAYS PERV ON ME BOY!?!" To which I'll reply with a slight laugh and say, "Can't expect much more from a dirty little whore like me." And she'll shrug and say, "Trufax."
> .....How RED is my Sheamus's hair? Man, I think my towel, which is as blood-red, is about as red as Sheamus's hair.
> ...Mesmerized by Papa's fingers. They're not quite Ted's sexy fingers, but dagGUM those are YUMMERZ.
> He keeps dropping Triple H's name, so you KNOW Tripz is gonna be back in a few.
> Sexxeh smirk is SEXXEH.
> "Wid eh set o'toires." Oh SHEAMUS. :: shivers. ::
> Aww, he does three on his fingers the way I do mine! AWWWWWW.
> "Oi'm d Foiery Red Hand o'de Dobel-ye, Dobel-ye, Ey."
> Papa, quit pimping yourself out. It's VERY tempting.
> Awww, Papa's WTFeck!face.
> ...I think Papa's hair is as red as Khali's pants. O.o
> Papa is CLEARLY not amused.
> Oh come ON, guys. Sheamus doesn't even look small! And man, do I know he ISN'T small! ZING!
> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! It's TOO easy to make a Fiery Red Hand joke at the effects of the chop on Papa's chest, but you know...
> KILL HIM, PAPA, KILL HIM! Take him out of Dobul-ye Dobul-ye Ey forevAAAAAAAAAR.
> LOOOOOOOOL OFFICE CHAIR RAMPAGE.
> Nice kick right to Khali's skull, I think I heard it.
> I'm pretty sure angrbooa spent a few minutes just LICKING that handprint away.
> I love how ANGRY Sheamus is. It's like, "NOBODY CHOPS ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT I KEEL YOOOOOOOOOOOO."
> Up next: Edge destroys Stephen Hawking's girlfriend. Or boyfriend. It's 2010, we're not judging anybody here...
> ...Yes, I just made fun of "the greatest scientific mind in the universe."
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, Pantene Shampoo's newest spokesperson...EDGE!
> "Why...are you such a spineless coward?" Damn. Back in the day, it would've been BASTARD.
> "Why are you such a MORON?" XDDDDDDDDDD
> I bet it's Stephanie.
> BOB BARKER XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
> "Judging by your decision making, you're Lindsay Lohan after another bender!" OMG WIIIIIIIIIIIIN.
> "Why.do.you.have.to.hate.yo?" :: dies laughing. ::
> "WHY---Why am I arguing with a computer?" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> "We've gone from Stone Cold Stunning Mr McMahon on RAW...to Edge, arguing with a computer!" SUMMARY OF THE PG ERA RIGHT THURR. FUCKING WIN.
> "Ha ha. Ha. Ha ha ha." BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
> OVERGROWN SPEAK-AND-SPELL! :: dies laughing from too much win.
> It's TOTALLY Stephanie.
> LOOOOOOOOL so hard at John-John jumping out in the Superman pose. Fuhsrs. Learn it, live it, love it, I guess.
> One day, this smile will be the death of me. One damn day.
Super-smiley!John-John vs anti-Steve Jobs!Edge.
> Awww, no stripping!John-John tonight?
> I C U GAYBIRD.
> FLLLLLLLLLLLLIP.
> LOL SO HARD FOREVER AT "Let's go, EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeedge!" XDDDDDDD
> O.o QUIT CALLING IT THE AA! :: Cole!hatred. ::
> Not 2 minutes into the match and already Edge is limping. O.o
> It WOULD be interesting to see John in Nexus. It'd probably be like HBK working for JBL Industries, you know, being forced to do things he doesn't wanna do. Kinda like prison.
> Aaaaaaaaaand buttshot.
> .....JOHN-JOHN GOT A HAIR-CUT AGAIN OH MAAAAAAAAAAAAN. I want his longer hair back! :: pout. ::
> It's soooooooooo funny to watch John-John flail when people duck his flying shoulder block. XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> Hey, John-John's 0-1 at Hell In A Cell. Big possibility he could lose.
> I love when Edge's hair just EXPLODES like that when it dries up, LOL.
> Obvious spot-calling: dey haz dem.
> FLLLLLLLLLLLLIP. Part 2.
> I do believe John-John landed and BOUNCED on his forehead right there. Not nice. Owie. C'mere, John-John, Imma kiss it and make it better.
> ...GOD, John-John's got a sexy waist.
> WHEEE THROWBACK. I loooooove that move.
> FOOT.
> ....They really SHOULD have left the result as it was. They SHOULD have let John LOSE. It would have cast some doubt on his ability to win on Sunday, cast some suspense, y'know? SHEESH.
> I would laugh SUPER hard if the laptop just suddenly said, "Ladies.and.Gentle.men, may.I.have.your.atten.tion.please.I.have.just.sent.an.e-mail.to.Michael.Cole,but.he's.annoying,so.I'll.read.it.out loud.my.self."
> Yeah yeah yeah, John-John wins, send the kids home happy. Don't get me wrong, I love John-John, but he has to stop WINNING everything. I bet if I played him at rock-paper-scissors, he'd STILL win somehow, even if I pull out Fire, Rain AND Chopsticks!
> LOOOOL HAI THAR WALLPAPER. :: dies laughing. ::
> Go on, Edge, do it! Kill it!
> "Don't.look.at.me.like.THAT." :: dies laughing. ::
> It would be SUPER hilarious if while Edge was beating the laptop up, it was going, "OW.OW.OW.OW." XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> ...I bet the RAW GM was the one who sang Ted's new theme song.
> "You've.got.the.crazy.eyes." OMG GM ILU.
> MAAAAAAAAN, that laptop just freakin' DIED. I mean, it flickered and DIED.
> ....It was already DEAD, and the GM went "COLE! STOP HIM, COLE!" O.o Cue "Twilight Zone" theme.
Back from break.
> "What was THAT, with Edge?" ARE WE WATCHING THE SAME SHOW, COLE?!
> "Edge just DOWNLOADED right onto the computer!" OMG THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNY.
> NEXUS'S FUCKING AWESOME THEME.
> I C U GAYBIRD. And I may be JUST a little bit attracted to you.
> ...I need Otunga OFF my TV forEVERRRRRRRRR.
> LOL, since WHEN has Evan officially been Evan "Air" Bourne? Why did I notice only NOW?
> ...Henry needs to GTFO my screen forEVERRRRRRRRRRRR as well.
> I cannot like Slater. He's just WAY too fug for me. Not as fug as Otunga, but STILL fug. FAR from pretty. VERY far.
> OMG YOU CENA MARK GTFO MY LIFE. You are the kind of Cena fan that makes Cena haters make fun of us. Srsleh.
> Gaybird, you are FAR from manly.
> Battle of the splashes, LOL.
> It's almost unfair to beat up Evan. He's so TINY that it almost looks like it would take NEGATIVE effort to turn him into mulch. O.o
> "He will become property of The Nexus!" Back in the day, that would've been "He'll become Nexus's bitch!" WE WANT THE ANTI-PG ERA BACK!
> SHUT THE FUCK UP, OTUNGA, NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR OR SEE YOU FUHSRS.
AW HAI THAR CODEH.
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SO HARD at Cody stopping at the mirror, fuhsrs!
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OMG. His Dashing senses were tingling!
> ...That was a comic book reference, for those of you who probably didn't get it.
> LOL at Drew. It's like a big brother telling his kid brother to quit being a dick or something. XDDDDDDDDD
> Ooooooooh, you're only smoke and mirrors...
> ...FUH SRS. The mirror on the back of Cody's jacket will NEVER stop making me GIGGLE.
> CODY Y SO EXCITED AND HYPER. He's in Codycocks mode, oh YIZ.
> Dooood. Tyson Kidd is TOTALLY boring. Thank you, COLE.
> FECK YEH.
> Beautiful disaster? REALLY, Cody? REALLY?!
> "Who chose Cody Rhodes to become 'DASHING' Cody Rhodes?" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> You, boy. You. Yes, you. Why so :D.
> ...I still prefer Codiasi/Legacy over McInRhodes.
> "He deserves to be on the cover of GQ!" XDDDDDDDDDDD HELLZ YIZ.
> "DON'T MESS UP THE FACE OF DASHING!" Dammit, Cole, I was JUST about to say that! That's MY line! "Not the face! Not the face! NOT THE FACE!" is MY catchphrase! BATHTARD.
> "Real men shave their legs!" Oh COLE.
> Awww, I like that finisher's name. "Hart Attack." Ain't no match for CrossRhodes though. RAWR.
> Botched CrossRhodes. DH, y u do dat.
> "Oh, man, that was DASHING victory!" COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE. :: dies laughing. ::
> Oh YES plz, get rid of Tyson Kidd already.
> "1-800-Marriage-Counseling." OMG COLE JUST MADE A GAY JOKE. :: applause. ::
> GAWD, Daddeh, y u walk so OSOM and HAWT.
John-JOOOOOOOOOOOHN.
> ...Srsleh, everytime I see this, I just keep thinking, "Didn't R-Truth HATE John-John back when Truth was in TNA?" XDDDDDDDDDD
> I SAW JOHN-JOHN TONGUE PORN. That Cena mark I was complaining about would TOTALLY ruin this moment by being all, "Yeah, I know!" and then that's IT. They don't know how to have FUN with it.
> LAWL SO HARD at John-John saying "GET CRUNK." I miss hip-hop John-John.
> I'm marrying John-John's dimples next week, after Sunday, win or lose. You're all invited.
> You SEE, Cena mark? THAT'S how we have fun as Cena FANS. :: kicks your ass. ::
> SRSLEH BOI. NEVER. STOP. SMILIIIIIIIIING.
Daddeh vs JeriGonnaGoRealSoonISwear.
> But first, Jericho will run his mouth.
> "WHEN I win this match tonight, I will BE the number one contender, and go on to win the WWE Championship DOYOUUNDERSTANDWHATI'MSAYINGTOYOURIGHTNOW." XDDDDDD JERICHO.
> When the HELL was Daddy "FRESH-FACED"?!
> ...He doesn't THINK like a snake, Jericho. Snakes only think about food and mating. ...Wait.
> So much NAME-DROPPING tonight. WTheck.
> I'd be VERY surprised and VERY amused if Jericho suddenly mentions HIMSELF in this list of people he's beat.
> LOOOOOOOOL so hard at the show going into commercial with Jericho STILL going down the list, and then coming back only to find that Jericho STILL isn't done. XDDDDDDDDDD
> And now Daddy has to WALK FAST coz that stupid list went on FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Like that damn Cena mark's ridiculousness.
> Oh DADDY, NEVER stop smirking.
> ...For a second there, I thought King had said "Real PORN!" instead of "Real CHORDS!" O.o
> Not the face, not the face, NOT THE FACE!
> Not the abs, not the abs, NOT THE ABS!
> MAN, Daddy's got some nice LONG arms. :: shudder. ::
> SWWWWWWWWWIPE.
> DOOD. Didn't I just say "NOT THE FACE"?! You just freakin' SMACKED HIM! Right in the EYE! WTH.
> "Get up, you stupid man! Get up!" Oh JERICHO. Just when I was about to be pissed at you, you go and do THAT, and make me laugh.
> OBVIOUS SPOT-CALLING WAS OBVIOUS. If you've got a download, fast forward to this part, after the "Get up, stupid man!" part, and watch and listen closely. You'll see Jericho's lips move, and you'll even HEAR him a little.
> WOW. Made him cross the ring just with punches. LOOOOOOL.
> Not the shoulder, not the shoulder, NOT THE SHOULDER!
> OOooh, I love that clothesline.
> OH LOOK IT'S PAPA. I think Papa has a man-crush on Daddy. He likes to come out and watch him MOVE.
> THIS is YUMMY.
> THIS is long distance eye-fucking. And somewhere on a lonely English countryside in the locker rooms, MadonnaJohn Cena is WEEPING!
> ...That was a Glee reference, in case you didn't know.
> LOOOOOOLZ, Jericho wth. "Are you freakin' outta your mind?!"
> OWNESS.
> HAI THAR SCAR ON THE SIDE OF THE BRIDGE OF PAPA'S NOSE.
> LOL NINJA!DADDY.
> Sheamus's face is like, "Oooh, he NINJA." XDDDD
> JOHN-JOHN'S DROPKICK > JERICHO'S. Trufax.
> Sheamus is CLEARLY unamused by Jericho.
> Sheamus is looking around at the audience, I think he's looking for angrbooa. Bet he can smell her perfume.
> Awwwwwww, Daddy sitting there with his head in his hands and shaking his head looks like a widdle boyyyyyyy. AWWWWWWWWWW I WANNA KEEP HIM.
> What was with that SWIVEL?! That was...WOW. :: comes before John-John can. ::
> LOL at King's "Uh-oh." XD
> WAT DA HELL HOW DARE YOU COUNTER THE RKO.
> Sheamus is ALSO unamused by you countering the RKO.
> MOAR NINJA!DADDY FTLOLZ!
> "Look, look! He's slithering like a snake!" They LOOOOOOVE their snake references, don't they?
> LOOOOOOOL Charles Robinson, why are you boy-banding Randy going down on the mat.
> LOL WILD MISS BY PAPA.
> HAH! I TOLD you Papa wants in Daddy's pants too! Look at where his Fiery Red Hand is, fuhsrs! XDDDDDDDDDD
> ...Papa, y u got ur legz spread lyk dat.
> LOL SUCH ACTORS.
> WTF NINJA!JERICHO! NINJERICHO!
> "GET UP, VIPER, GET UP! I'LL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF!" XDDDDDDDD
> ...Jericho does NOT know how to take an RKO. Teach him, Ted, why don't ya?
> LOL NINJA FANS ARE NINJA, chanting "Punt! Punt! Punt! Punt!" XD
> DAAAAAAAAAAANG, I not only HEARD that one, I think I may have actually FELT it!
> And somewhere in the locker rooms, John-John has just ruined an entire ROOM. Not just his pants. The ENTIRE.ROOM.
> Goodnight and goodbye, Jericho.
> Ach. Papa's "...Holy CRAP..." face is HAWT. Can I keep him, ma? Can I, huh? Huh?
> Errr...Sheamus AND Randy all panting and breathing hard...:: checks. :: Yep. I came.
> DAAAAAAAAANG, it looks even NASTIER on the replay!
> Nervous!Papa makes me wanna hug him to mah bewbiez and tell him it'll be okay. ... Although it probably won't be. IDK.
> AAAAAAAAAND sex face.
> AKA "Invisible John-John" shot.
> Aaaaaaaaand of course, we can't forget about the SUPER!VIPER!Tongue porn, but it was just TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE, I couldn't cap it. XDDDDDDD
> I DID get THIS though:
>And THIS:
> So yeah. SPENT. XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Miziley vs Bryanison
> XD FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRR at the awesomeness of DB's theme music. No other music interrupts quite like it, srsleh. XDDDDDDDDDDD
> "...WHAT.Is THAT?! THAT'S your big interruption?!" XDDDDDDDDD MIZ.
> JoMo. DUH.
> "Twice in one night, he gets interrupted!" LOL COLE, so indignant.
> FTR, it's HARD sometimes to mash names together. XDDDDDDDDD
> I'm not very interested in this match, despite Miz's awesomeness. Meh.
> .....Is Miz wearing PURPLE?! O.o
> .....There's an Aberdeen in Washington? o.O
> "Miz is awesome again!" Oh COLE.
> Srsleh. Wasn't that interested. Or maybe it's just coz I spent all day chasing time, and now I'm tired. Not even waxing poetic on that, I literally was chasing time ALL day. O.o
> LOL JOMO Y U HIT D-BRY.
> NO ONE IS SAFE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
> .......DIDN'T WE GET RID OF THE "I HAVE RECEIVED AN E-MAIL" BIT LAST WEEK?! COLE YOU BASTARD.
> LOL so hard at the heel Divas. XD
Commercial break.
> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN.
> I spent the entire drive home with mom tweeting Jeff Dunham jokes from my phone. Random, I know, but fun. Turns out lots of my friends are Dunham fans.
> Someone had better remind me to take off the necklaces that angrbooa sent me before I go take a bath! I don't wanna ruin these, they're BEAUTIFUL!
Divas Battle Royal
> Aaaaaaaaand LayCool.
> Aww, Melina's hair is PURDEHFUL. Want.
> I WANT TAMINA TO KICK SOME ASS.
> ......OMG, DON'T TALK ABOUT MARYSE LIKE THAT, IMMA KEEL JOO.
> "I don't understand, guys, why don't people like us?!"
> ...I don't think Melina was meant to be eliminated, it looks like she lost her footing. DAMN.
> GET OFF OF MARYSE, GAIL KIM! Oh God, thank you, Tamina.
> ...Yes, I know who wins this, but still.
> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. Kick some more ass, Tamina!
> "Maryse is in trouble in GENERAL." WTF STOP TALKING ABOUT MARYSE LIKE THAT YO.
> ...WTH did the Bellas just do? XD
> LOL, nice elimination of the Bellas. I like them, but that was SMART.
> UH-OH. Poor Maryse just got dumped on her bb butt. Imma go send Ted to kiss it better.
> ...Something happens after this, right? I should get ready with the record button, right? O.o
> Baibai, Jillian.
> "I like her singing better than your commentary, King." XDDDDDDDDDDDD
> ...Oh, like Alicia could REALLY best Natalya at ANYTHING. Really, Alicia, REALLY?!
> Awwwwwww, look at Natalya, she's sooooooooo beautiful!
> Ooooooh, it was the Legendary media promo thingie! Jack TV always cuts those out...Imma go bath now...
MariBiase and mythe note - the illustrated edition.
> Yes, I've seen this about 500 times since it went up on YouTube, but who cares, it's TEEEEEEED.
> Errr, yeah. Maryse with perfect hair even after a match like that. Like Lady Gaga said in "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich" - "Our hair is perfect while we're all getting shitwrecked, it's automatic, honey."
> Oh GOD, Ted looks sooooooooo effing DELICIOUS in black shirts...
> For a second there, I thought Maryse might go off in French again! XDDDDDDDDDD
> Kissy!pout. Just coz.
> Awkward how Maryse paused just 2 seconds before someone knocks. O.o
> Ted goes to open the door, and I can't help fucking STARING at his ARMS.
GAWD, look at those YUMMYYUMMYYUMMY biceps.
> I see you got my note at last. Nothing to see here, move along, move along...
> Invisible Marciana on her knees. Nothing to see here, move along, move along.
> Look at Ted's face, GAH. So EFFING GORGEOUS. Good LORD. He's saying, "Good GOD, Marciana, quit being so OBVIOUS already, give the people a little suspense!" Nothing to see here, move along, move along...
> If that isn't feckin' gorgeous, then I don't know WHAT is. Per-effing-fection.
> "DiBiase has a secret admirer!" Oh KING. It's no secret that I "think very highly" of Theodore of the DiBiase's. That I "greatly esteem" him. That I "like" him. But "ADMIRE"? Understatement.
> That was from "Sense And Sensibility" by Jane Austen, btw. Except for the "But 'ADMIRE'?" part, that was all me. XD
Fiery Red Sheamus of Ireland. Oh YES.
> I'd like him to set ME on fire. Hellz yes. C'mon, baby, light my fire.
> ...That's a song, for those of you who don't know.
> I told angrbooa on Y!M, "Oh! Sheamus comes after Ted!" And she just looked at me like, "Oooooh, grrrrrl." XDDDDDDDDDDD
> ...It's only just occurred to me that that pose that Sheamus does with his arms spread out and him roaring is the Celtic Cross. Mmhmm. Slow me is slow.
> Papa!Tongue porn. YUMZ.
> WhatEVUR, fugly guys in the audience.
> Srsleh. Papa stands in such a SEXXEH way.
> ...Oi loike de way he sez "PRINCES."
> When he said "The first prince to put his hand on the kingdom," I couldn't help but think, "Oh GOD, if you're gonna be the prince, can I be the kingdom?" For which angrbooa will promptly say to me, "GRRRL Y U ALWAYS PERV ON ME BOY!?!" To which I'll reply with a slight laugh and say, "Can't expect much more from a dirty little whore like me." And she'll shrug and say, "Trufax."
> .....How RED is my Sheamus's hair? Man, I think my towel, which is as blood-red, is about as red as Sheamus's hair.
> ...Mesmerized by Papa's fingers. They're not quite Ted's sexy fingers, but dagGUM those are YUMMERZ.
> He keeps dropping Triple H's name, so you KNOW Tripz is gonna be back in a few.
> Sexxeh smirk is SEXXEH.
> "Wid eh set o'toires." Oh SHEAMUS. :: shivers. ::
> Aww, he does three on his fingers the way I do mine! AWWWWWW.
> "Oi'm d Foiery Red Hand o'de Dobel-ye, Dobel-ye, Ey."
> Papa, quit pimping yourself out. It's VERY tempting.
> Awww, Papa's WTFeck!face.
> ...I think Papa's hair is as red as Khali's pants. O.o
> Papa is CLEARLY not amused.
> Oh come ON, guys. Sheamus doesn't even look small! And man, do I know he ISN'T small! ZING!
> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! It's TOO easy to make a Fiery Red Hand joke at the effects of the chop on Papa's chest, but you know...
> KILL HIM, PAPA, KILL HIM! Take him out of Dobul-ye Dobul-ye Ey forevAAAAAAAAAR.
> LOOOOOOOOL OFFICE CHAIR RAMPAGE.
> Nice kick right to Khali's skull, I think I heard it.
> I'm pretty sure angrbooa spent a few minutes just LICKING that handprint away.
> I love how ANGRY Sheamus is. It's like, "NOBODY CHOPS ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT I KEEL YOOOOOOOOOOOO."
> Up next: Edge destroys Stephen Hawking's girlfriend. Or boyfriend. It's 2010, we're not judging anybody here...
> ...Yes, I just made fun of "the greatest scientific mind in the universe."
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, Pantene Shampoo's newest spokesperson...EDGE!
> "Why...are you such a spineless coward?" Damn. Back in the day, it would've been BASTARD.
> "Why are you such a MORON?" XDDDDDDDDDD
> I bet it's Stephanie.
> BOB BARKER XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
> "Judging by your decision making, you're Lindsay Lohan after another bender!" OMG WIIIIIIIIIIIIN.
> "Why.do.you.have.to.hate.yo?" :: dies laughing. ::
> "WHY---Why am I arguing with a computer?" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> "We've gone from Stone Cold Stunning Mr McMahon on RAW...to Edge, arguing with a computer!" SUMMARY OF THE PG ERA RIGHT THURR. FUCKING WIN.
> "Ha ha. Ha. Ha ha ha." BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
> OVERGROWN SPEAK-AND-SPELL! :: dies laughing from too much win.
> It's TOTALLY Stephanie.
> LOOOOOOOOL so hard at John-John jumping out in the Superman pose. Fuhsrs. Learn it, live it, love it, I guess.
> One day, this smile will be the death of me. One damn day.
Super-smiley!John-John vs anti-Steve Jobs!Edge.
> Awww, no stripping!John-John tonight?
> I C U GAYBIRD.
> FLLLLLLLLLLLLIP.
> LOL SO HARD FOREVER AT "Let's go, EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeedge!" XDDDDDDD
> O.o QUIT CALLING IT THE AA! :: Cole!hatred. ::
> Not 2 minutes into the match and already Edge is limping. O.o
> It WOULD be interesting to see John in Nexus. It'd probably be like HBK working for JBL Industries, you know, being forced to do things he doesn't wanna do. Kinda like prison.
> Aaaaaaaaaand buttshot.
> .....JOHN-JOHN GOT A HAIR-CUT AGAIN OH MAAAAAAAAAAAAN. I want his longer hair back! :: pout. ::
> It's soooooooooo funny to watch John-John flail when people duck his flying shoulder block. XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> Hey, John-John's 0-1 at Hell In A Cell. Big possibility he could lose.
> I love when Edge's hair just EXPLODES like that when it dries up, LOL.
> Obvious spot-calling: dey haz dem.
> FLLLLLLLLLLLLIP. Part 2.
> I do believe John-John landed and BOUNCED on his forehead right there. Not nice. Owie. C'mere, John-John, Imma kiss it and make it better.
> ...GOD, John-John's got a sexy waist.
> WHEEE THROWBACK. I loooooove that move.
> FOOT.
> ....They really SHOULD have left the result as it was. They SHOULD have let John LOSE. It would have cast some doubt on his ability to win on Sunday, cast some suspense, y'know? SHEESH.
> I would laugh SUPER hard if the laptop just suddenly said, "Ladies.and.Gentle.men, may.I.have.your.atten.tion.please.I.have.just.sent.an.e-mail.to.Michael.Cole,but.he's.annoying,so.I'll.read.it.out loud.my.self."
> Yeah yeah yeah, John-John wins, send the kids home happy. Don't get me wrong, I love John-John, but he has to stop WINNING everything. I bet if I played him at rock-paper-scissors, he'd STILL win somehow, even if I pull out Fire, Rain AND Chopsticks!
> LOOOOL HAI THAR WALLPAPER. :: dies laughing. ::
> Go on, Edge, do it! Kill it!
> "Don't.look.at.me.like.THAT." :: dies laughing. ::
> It would be SUPER hilarious if while Edge was beating the laptop up, it was going, "OW.OW.OW.OW." XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> ...I bet the RAW GM was the one who sang Ted's new theme song.
> "You've.got.the.crazy.eyes." OMG GM ILU.
> MAAAAAAAAN, that laptop just freakin' DIED. I mean, it flickered and DIED.
> ....It was already DEAD, and the GM went "COLE! STOP HIM, COLE!" O.o Cue "Twilight Zone" theme.
Back from break.
> "What was THAT, with Edge?" ARE WE WATCHING THE SAME SHOW, COLE?!
> "Edge just DOWNLOADED right onto the computer!" OMG THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNY.
> NEXUS'S FUCKING AWESOME THEME.
> I C U GAYBIRD. And I may be JUST a little bit attracted to you.
> ...I need Otunga OFF my TV forEVERRRRRRRRR.
> LOL, since WHEN has Evan officially been Evan "Air" Bourne? Why did I notice only NOW?
> ...Henry needs to GTFO my screen forEVERRRRRRRRRRRR as well.
> I cannot like Slater. He's just WAY too fug for me. Not as fug as Otunga, but STILL fug. FAR from pretty. VERY far.
> OMG YOU CENA MARK GTFO MY LIFE. You are the kind of Cena fan that makes Cena haters make fun of us. Srsleh.
> Gaybird, you are FAR from manly.
> Battle of the splashes, LOL.
> It's almost unfair to beat up Evan. He's so TINY that it almost looks like it would take NEGATIVE effort to turn him into mulch. O.o
> "He will become property of The Nexus!" Back in the day, that would've been "He'll become Nexus's bitch!" WE WANT THE ANTI-PG ERA BACK!
> SHUT THE FUCK UP, OTUNGA, NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR OR SEE YOU FUHSRS.
AW HAI THAR CODEH.
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SO HARD at Cody stopping at the mirror, fuhsrs!
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OMG. His Dashing senses were tingling!
> ...That was a comic book reference, for those of you who probably didn't get it.
> LOL at Drew. It's like a big brother telling his kid brother to quit being a dick or something. XDDDDDDDDD
> Ooooooooh, you're only smoke and mirrors...
> ...FUH SRS. The mirror on the back of Cody's jacket will NEVER stop making me GIGGLE.
> CODY Y SO EXCITED AND HYPER. He's in Codycocks mode, oh YIZ.
> Dooood. Tyson Kidd is TOTALLY boring. Thank you, COLE.
> FECK YEH.
> Beautiful disaster? REALLY, Cody? REALLY?!
> "Who chose Cody Rhodes to become 'DASHING' Cody Rhodes?" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> You, boy. You. Yes, you. Why so :D.
> ...I still prefer Codiasi/Legacy over McInRhodes.
> "He deserves to be on the cover of GQ!" XDDDDDDDDDDD HELLZ YIZ.
> "DON'T MESS UP THE FACE OF DASHING!" Dammit, Cole, I was JUST about to say that! That's MY line! "Not the face! Not the face! NOT THE FACE!" is MY catchphrase! BATHTARD.
> "Real men shave their legs!" Oh COLE.
> Awww, I like that finisher's name. "Hart Attack." Ain't no match for CrossRhodes though. RAWR.
> Botched CrossRhodes. DH, y u do dat.
> "Oh, man, that was DASHING victory!" COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE. :: dies laughing. ::
> Oh YES plz, get rid of Tyson Kidd already.
> "1-800-Marriage-Counseling." OMG COLE JUST MADE A GAY JOKE. :: applause. ::
> GAWD, Daddeh, y u walk so OSOM and HAWT.
John-JOOOOOOOOOOOHN.
> ...Srsleh, everytime I see this, I just keep thinking, "Didn't R-Truth HATE John-John back when Truth was in TNA?" XDDDDDDDDDD
> I SAW JOHN-JOHN TONGUE PORN. That Cena mark I was complaining about would TOTALLY ruin this moment by being all, "Yeah, I know!" and then that's IT. They don't know how to have FUN with it.
> LAWL SO HARD at John-John saying "GET CRUNK." I miss hip-hop John-John.
> I'm marrying John-John's dimples next week, after Sunday, win or lose. You're all invited.
> You SEE, Cena mark? THAT'S how we have fun as Cena FANS. :: kicks your ass. ::
> SRSLEH BOI. NEVER. STOP. SMILIIIIIIIIING.
Daddeh vs JeriGonnaGoRealSoonISwear.
> But first, Jericho will run his mouth.
> "WHEN I win this match tonight, I will BE the number one contender, and go on to win the WWE Championship DOYOUUNDERSTANDWHATI'MSAYINGTOYOURIGHTNOW." XDDDDDD JERICHO.
> When the HELL was Daddy "FRESH-FACED"?!
> ...He doesn't THINK like a snake, Jericho. Snakes only think about food and mating. ...Wait.
> So much NAME-DROPPING tonight. WTheck.
> I'd be VERY surprised and VERY amused if Jericho suddenly mentions HIMSELF in this list of people he's beat.
> LOOOOOOOOL so hard at the show going into commercial with Jericho STILL going down the list, and then coming back only to find that Jericho STILL isn't done. XDDDDDDDDDD
> And now Daddy has to WALK FAST coz that stupid list went on FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Like that damn Cena mark's ridiculousness.
> Oh DADDY, NEVER stop smirking.
> ...For a second there, I thought King had said "Real PORN!" instead of "Real CHORDS!" O.o
> Not the face, not the face, NOT THE FACE!
> Not the abs, not the abs, NOT THE ABS!
> MAN, Daddy's got some nice LONG arms. :: shudder. ::
> SWWWWWWWWWIPE.
> DOOD. Didn't I just say "NOT THE FACE"?! You just freakin' SMACKED HIM! Right in the EYE! WTH.
> "Get up, you stupid man! Get up!" Oh JERICHO. Just when I was about to be pissed at you, you go and do THAT, and make me laugh.
> OBVIOUS SPOT-CALLING WAS OBVIOUS. If you've got a download, fast forward to this part, after the "Get up, stupid man!" part, and watch and listen closely. You'll see Jericho's lips move, and you'll even HEAR him a little.
> WOW. Made him cross the ring just with punches. LOOOOOOL.
> Not the shoulder, not the shoulder, NOT THE SHOULDER!
> OOooh, I love that clothesline.
> OH LOOK IT'S PAPA. I think Papa has a man-crush on Daddy. He likes to come out and watch him MOVE.
> THIS is YUMMY.
> THIS is long distance eye-fucking. And somewhere on a lonely English countryside in the locker rooms, MadonnaJohn Cena is WEEPING!
> ...That was a Glee reference, in case you didn't know.
> LOOOOOOLZ, Jericho wth. "Are you freakin' outta your mind?!"
> OWNESS.
> HAI THAR SCAR ON THE SIDE OF THE BRIDGE OF PAPA'S NOSE.
> LOL NINJA!DADDY.
> Sheamus's face is like, "Oooh, he NINJA." XDDDD
> JOHN-JOHN'S DROPKICK > JERICHO'S. Trufax.
> Sheamus is CLEARLY unamused by Jericho.
> Sheamus is looking around at the audience, I think he's looking for angrbooa. Bet he can smell her perfume.
> Awwwwwww, Daddy sitting there with his head in his hands and shaking his head looks like a widdle boyyyyyyy. AWWWWWWWWWW I WANNA KEEP HIM.
> What was with that SWIVEL?! That was...WOW. :: comes before John-John can. ::
> LOL at King's "Uh-oh." XD
> WAT DA HELL HOW DARE YOU COUNTER THE RKO.
> Sheamus is ALSO unamused by you countering the RKO.
> MOAR NINJA!DADDY FTLOLZ!
> "Look, look! He's slithering like a snake!" They LOOOOOOVE their snake references, don't they?
> LOOOOOOOL Charles Robinson, why are you boy-banding Randy going down on the mat.
> LOL WILD MISS BY PAPA.
> HAH! I TOLD you Papa wants in Daddy's pants too! Look at where his Fiery Red Hand is, fuhsrs! XDDDDDDDDDD
> ...Papa, y u got ur legz spread lyk dat.
> LOL SUCH ACTORS.
> WTF NINJA!JERICHO! NINJERICHO!
> "GET UP, VIPER, GET UP! I'LL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF!" XDDDDDDDD
> ...Jericho does NOT know how to take an RKO. Teach him, Ted, why don't ya?
> LOL NINJA FANS ARE NINJA, chanting "Punt! Punt! Punt! Punt!" XD
> DAAAAAAAAAAANG, I not only HEARD that one, I think I may have actually FELT it!
> And somewhere in the locker rooms, John-John has just ruined an entire ROOM. Not just his pants. The ENTIRE.ROOM.
> Goodnight and goodbye, Jericho.
> Ach. Papa's "...Holy CRAP..." face is HAWT. Can I keep him, ma? Can I, huh? Huh?
> Errr...Sheamus AND Randy all panting and breathing hard...:: checks. :: Yep. I came.
> DAAAAAAAAANG, it looks even NASTIER on the replay!
> Nervous!Papa makes me wanna hug him to mah bewbiez and tell him it'll be okay. ... Although it probably won't be. IDK.
> AAAAAAAAAND sex face.
> AKA "Invisible John-John" shot.
> Aaaaaaaaand of course, we can't forget about the SUPER!VIPER!Tongue porn, but it was just TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE, I couldn't cap it. XDDDDDDD
> I DID get THIS though:
>And THIS:
> So yeah. SPENT. XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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