RAW, Y U ON THURSDAYS. MUM NO LIKEY.
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Finished din-din just in time for Raw!
> PHEW! Smiling Daddeh oh ha---OMG HAI PAPA HOLEHSHET MAH OVARIEZ.
> "Double-yeh-double-yeh YOO Universe." Oh, Papa. :: pats. ::
> Stupid fan with the sign. Rotten mayo is YELLOW and RANCID. Papa is pale and FECKIN' HAWT.
> Is that a tiny little scar on Papa's bridge there? :: licks. ::
> Daddy looks soooooooo good in brown...
> Papa ALMOST looks taller than Randy, but then it's his HAIR that's causing that illusion. :: dies laughing. ::
> LOL SO HARD at the camera being a little too low on mid! XDDDDDD
> TEMPER TANTRUMS. :: dies laughing. :: Oh PAPA.
> "Fella, I'll kick your head off!" LOL, battle of the kicks. One's up high, the other one's down low. XDDDDDDDDDD LOTS OF FEET...That was pathetic and random and had absolutely NO light in it. Stupid thesis, draining me of my powers.
> I'll probably go for a bath right after this promo. I think it's McInRhodes's match right after, but yeah, I really need a bath...
> "Me own barr hands..." :: shivers. ::
> "Your chances are very slim." Like Paris Hilton?
> LOOOOOOOL SO HARD AT DADDY'S CONFUSED FACE. LOVE LOVE LOVE. He's been learning from John-John.
> There is a "MY GRANDMOTHER" epidemic, srsleh.
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DADDY'S FACIAL EXPRESSIONS. He's in a good mood tonight, ain't he? LOVE LOVE LOVE.
> :: toss. :: :: catch like "Whut? Okay." :: BOOM!RKO. :: dies laughing. :: Sneaky bastard.
> Invisible Anna shot. :: pats at Papa's bubble butt. ::
> Oh GOD, Daddy, please NEVER stop being hot.
> Oooooh, did you see him flick his tongue out? Oh GOD, sexiest snake EVARRRRRRRRRRRR.
> ...Randy, you have no hair to scratch at. Y U DO DAT.
> LOL NINJA!Papa just BARELY made it away from that Punt.
> ...OH GOD PLEASE NEVER STOP SMILING, DADDEH.
> ...Nobody holds that title up in the air like Randy does. Srsleh. It's like PORN. O.o
> SMILEY JOHN GRAPHIC IS SO FECKIN' HAWT.
> Bath time.
I come back from bath, and WHAT do I see?
> John-John. Centon!John-John, saying he "enjoyed watching Randy Orton." ... Yes, I know the line went MUCH longer than that, but I'll stop there, because you WANT me to. Mmhmm. John Cena enjoys watching Randy Orton.
> ...Didn't press record, because I didn't come in time for the start of the promo. :: sigh. ::
> "Aaaah, I'm Nexus. Look at my armband." :: dies laughing. ::
> ...OH GOD HE SMIRKED. HE SMIRKED AND I DIED. :: iz ded. ::
> OH GOD JOSH'S TIE! JOSH'S BURBERRY TIE! I'm soooooo obsessed with the Burberry pattern, you have NO idea. I have SO much stuff in the Burberry pattern/plaid, and I WANT JOSH'S TIE. I have bags, wallets, umbrellas, shoes, even pillowcases, AND NOW I WANT JOSH'S TIE. When I buy my very OWN pet with my OWN money, Imma name it Burberry. I'm NOT even kidding here. Boy or girl, I'm naming it Burberry.
Miz really IS awesome...
> I just wish I didn't know that you're dating Maryse. It TOTALLY kills the MariBiase buzz. :: sigh. ::
> HEEL!COLE FTW WATDAHECKZ. He's more awesome as a heel, fuh srs. A lot less annoying, a lot more amusing.
> Oh HAI, Edgeward. They've made you go all TWEENER on us. That's coz your Rated-R Superstar gimmick makes absolutely NO sense in the PG-Era BECAUSE IT'S PG AND IT SUCKS.
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL "VALKYRIES." OMGGGGGGGGGG I'M GEEKING OUT! FTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
> ...Great timing, mom. Made me miss most of the match. WTFooj.
> Dear Miz: I do NOT want to be attracted to you, so please stop being slightly attractive with that pout thing and whatev.
> At least Cole dropped the "I just got an e-mail bit" and went straight to the podium. Geez yay.
> MOM QUIT COMING INTO MY ROOM WHILE I'M DOING SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT ME DOING, WHICH IS WATCHING WRESTLING.
> ...NOW Alex Riley looks old. O.o
> Miz in purple. STOP.BEING.MILDLY.ATTRACTIVE.
> Daniel Bryan, you're kinda fug. Damn good thing you're awesome.
Layla vs Melina
> ...I want a corset too. :: pouts. ::
> Obviously, that entrance is Cody approved. o.O
> Run, carpet boys, run!
> MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL.
> Fuh srs, are Lay-Cool co-champs because they don't have enough faith in Layla to carry the title on her own?
> ...So Layla throws Melina out, and then PRETENDS to fall onto the mat as if with the effort of throwing Melina out?
> LOL, GET HER, MELINA, GET HER!
> Eeek, nice finisher, Layla. :: bitter. ::
> :: reads major spoiler for Smackdown! :: ...OMGWUT HE'S WHAT?! HOLY CRAP.
> ...GOD, I love that pic of John-John...
Jericho? What are you still doing on RAW?
> Oh look, DVD pluggage. That's what.
> LOL, Jericho, why so demanding.
> "Are you listening to me, Mr GM?" Enter Randy. RANDY IS THE GM. XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> ...OH SHIT, I DIDN'T PRESS RECORD.
> ...I love Randy's chin...
MariBiase vs R-TrEve.
> I've seen this a MILLION times, but I DO NOT CARE, I LOVE IT.
> GAWD, Eve, you're SO gorgeous.
> This theme is not as catchy as "What's Up" was. Fuh srs.
> ...I said that, then totally sang with the last line of the chorus. :: major major headpalm. ::
> OMG JACKTV I HATE YOU HOW DARE YOU GO TO COMMERCIAL JUST BEFORE MARIBIASE MAKE THEIR ENTRANCE. At least I didn't press record yet! XDDDDDD
> Ted's new auto-tuned theme song. I still need to hear it in full, but the hip-hopper in me KINDA likes what it's hearing at the moment.
> :: sings along. :: "I come from moneeeey, I come from claaaaass..." ...And that's all I know at this moment.
> GREEN GEAR GREEN GEAR GREEN GEAR.
> MARIBIASE YOU'RE SO FUCKING GORGEOUS I SWEEEEEEEEEEAR.
> "Ted DiBiase and Maryse, they decided to go at it..." said Cole. And YES, the line went on a little more after those words, but I'll stop it there, coz it's MORE BETTERERERER there.
> Why couldn't he have just gone back to "Priceless"? I could effing STRIP to that theme song?
> LOOOOOL Maryse's "EEEWWTF" face while Truth is all "What's up"-ing.
> EEEEEW, R-Truth, nobody wants to see YOUR hips.
> I heard Teddeh growl. RAWR.
> No, Truth, Teddy does NOT appreciate you doing that to Maryse. NO ONE does.
> SO MUCH HAIR OMG.
> ...MAN, Eve is gorgeous.
> LOL, Maryse's hairflips.
> "What's up, EEEEEEEEEEVE." Ooooooooh, TEDWARD. :: comes a little. ::
> "That's it, baby!" :: comes so much more. ::
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL TEDDEH YOU CHEATER.
> NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE, YOU FUCKER, NOT THE FACE!
> Eve and Maryse move just a little slow in the ring, but I guess they just wanna be sure. And hey, they're new to the whole fighting thing...
> ......I WANT EVE'S HAIR.
> OH GOD THERE'S THE CLOSE-UP OF ANGER!TED THAT I'VE BEEN RAVING ABOUT OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OHGODOHGODOHGOD :: comes so hard. ::
> Eve's finisher KINDA looks like CrossRhodes, don't it?
> ...UGH, Eve, SO sexxeh.
> ...Yes, angrbooa, you're totally right. That WAS me messing with the video, and yes, the porn music was MY idea too. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> SRSLEH. The POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN music. It's making me DIIIIIIE of laughter for the millionth time.
> PORN MUSIC KEEPS GOING FOR A FEW SECONDS AS THEY SHOW JOHN-JOHN. Holy FUCK yes! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Commercial break.
> ...Did this good friend of mine REALLY just ask me if I knew that John-John jokingly refers to his "champ" as Sir Richard Hammerbush? Is she FUH SRS?! Has she forgotten who I AM?! I had ALLLLLLLLLLL the episodes of 5 Questions downloaded into my first iPod, the one that was stolen from me a year ago. All you had to do was watch 5 Questions religiously to know that. Fuh SRS, grrl. I like you, but DAY-UM, how DARE you.
John-John runs the Nexus gauntlet.
> OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD NEVER STOP BEING HOT AND PLZ TO BE GETTING IN MAH PANTZ RYT NAO.
> LOL, what is WITH you, y u so hyper, bb?
> Oh GOD. NEVER stop smiling. :: melts. ::
> Wade and his maids-in-waiting Nexus. Only interested in Justin Gaybriel. Sorry, Nexus.
> It's a damn good thing I love Wade's Mancunian accent, otherwise I'd be REALLY annoyed.
> What are the fans saying?
> KILL HIM, JOHN! KILL THE WENDY'S CHICK!
> ...What the hell kinda slam was that? That was kinda new...
> There are a few people on Nexus I can credibly believe can actually pin John. Slater is NOT one of them.
> ...I don't think John meant to fall backwards when he caught Slater, LOL.
> I REALLY hate Otunga. Like I totally can't STAND him. Thank GOD it chooses this time to go to commercial.
Commercial break.
> Time to check out the new trailer for Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 1!
> :: watches. ::
> ....I kinda wanna cry right now. You're free to make fun of the Potter geek that I am. I want to CRY. At a fucking TRAILER.
Back from break.
> ...What happened to Otunga? Why is Tarver the one beating John-John up now? Oh, look, he's tapping.
> GAYBIRD! ... I mean, GABRIEL!
> .......Gabriel, that was VERY gay the way you were looking at him as you were covering him.
> John gets kicked and he grabs himself like, "OW MY ASS." XDDDDDDDDDD
> FLYING GAYBIRD. I mean GABRIEL.
> Gaybird's pastel panties, SHEESH.
> WHY KICK HIM IN THE CROTCH, JOHN-JOHN.
> ....OMG THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL! That dropkick was even BETTER than at Night Of Champions coz he actually HIT IT this time! GOD, he can jump high, and just...WOW I'M SO IN LOVE. Sorry, Teddles, Imma hang over here with John-John for a while.
> OOOOOOOOOOOOW, not the abs, not the abs, WHY THE ABS?!
> "I can't believe he survived that moonsault." ... What the hell, Cole, are you forgetting the guy's CHARACTER? O.o
> LOL at the way Justin's back bounces.
> ....Dood. OMG. Did you see John-John's "Grrrrrr" face? Holy crap. :: clings to John-John's arm. ::
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND DQ. Oy.
> "We KNEW this was coming!" My thoughts exactly, Cole.
> OH GOD JOHN-JOHN WITH A CHAIR. Angry!John-John with a chair. Oh GOD. :: strips for John-John. ::
> Quit flipping your hair, Slater. No matter WHAT you do, my hair's STILL prettier than yours. It will ALWAYS be prettier than yours. Even if I went BALD, my hair would be prettier than yours.
> ...Wade has the HUGE ears typical of people from Manchester, England. :: snickers so hard. ::
> "Name it. Name it. Whatever you want." John said to Marciana. :: giggles so hard. ::
> "How's about this time, you actually put YOURSELF on the line?" ...It's SLIGHTLY gay.
> I don't actually know how to feel about the whole "Cena to Nexus if he loses" deal. Coz it's SUPER possible he'll lose, he's not had a great track record with Hell In A Cell matches. He's only had one, I think, and he lost. So yeah. WTH.
> "We gotta make this BIG!" John said to Marciana. :: giggles even harder. ::
> "And you just show up! EHEHEHEH!" :: dies laughing. ::
> I LOVE it when John starts mocking people. What the hell is with the LOL!Wade accent? XDDDDDDDD
> WOMEN'S FRAGRANCES LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
> THAT WAS SUCH A HUGE GAY JOKE. A cream-filler for Twinkies. :: dies laughing. ::
> LOOOOOOOOOL SO HARD at the shot at Otunga moochin' off of J-Hud. XDDDDDDD
> LOOOOOOOOOL even harder at John's over the shoulder face when he said "As the CHICK FROM WENDY'S!" Oh GOD, Jonathan, ILU. Ted is DYING of bitterness right now. Sorry, bb, I'll be right back...
> He fights 3 guys and still has the energy to do this kind of promo. That's why I luv him.
> SRSLEH. NEVER. STOP. SMILING. JOHN-JOHN.
> LOOOOOOOOOOL at John-John smiling into the camera I WILL HAVE Y♥U.
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Love Lots And God Bless!
~ MARCIANA ~
http://twitter.com/marciana86
Finished din-din just in time for Raw!
> PHEW! Smiling Daddeh oh ha---OMG HAI PAPA HOLEHSHET MAH OVARIEZ.
> "Double-yeh-double-yeh YOO Universe." Oh, Papa. :: pats. ::
> Stupid fan with the sign. Rotten mayo is YELLOW and RANCID. Papa is pale and FECKIN' HAWT.
> Is that a tiny little scar on Papa's bridge there? :: licks. ::
> Daddy looks soooooooo good in brown...
> Papa ALMOST looks taller than Randy, but then it's his HAIR that's causing that illusion. :: dies laughing. ::
> LOL SO HARD at the camera being a little too low on mid! XDDDDDD
> TEMPER TANTRUMS. :: dies laughing. :: Oh PAPA.
> "Fella, I'll kick your head off!" LOL, battle of the kicks. One's up high, the other one's down low. XDDDDDDDDDD LOTS OF FEET...That was pathetic and random and had absolutely NO light in it. Stupid thesis, draining me of my powers.
> I'll probably go for a bath right after this promo. I think it's McInRhodes's match right after, but yeah, I really need a bath...
> "Me own barr hands..." :: shivers. ::
> "Your chances are very slim." Like Paris Hilton?
> LOOOOOOOL SO HARD AT DADDY'S CONFUSED FACE. LOVE LOVE LOVE. He's been learning from John-John.
> There is a "MY GRANDMOTHER" epidemic, srsleh.
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DADDY'S FACIAL EXPRESSIONS. He's in a good mood tonight, ain't he? LOVE LOVE LOVE.
> :: toss. :: :: catch like "Whut? Okay." :: BOOM!RKO. :: dies laughing. :: Sneaky bastard.
> Invisible Anna shot. :: pats at Papa's bubble butt. ::
> Oh GOD, Daddy, please NEVER stop being hot.
> Oooooh, did you see him flick his tongue out? Oh GOD, sexiest snake EVARRRRRRRRRRRR.
> ...Randy, you have no hair to scratch at. Y U DO DAT.
> LOL NINJA!Papa just BARELY made it away from that Punt.
> ...OH GOD PLEASE NEVER STOP SMILING, DADDEH.
> ...Nobody holds that title up in the air like Randy does. Srsleh. It's like PORN. O.o
> SMILEY JOHN GRAPHIC IS SO FECKIN' HAWT.
> Bath time.
I come back from bath, and WHAT do I see?
> John-John. Centon!John-John, saying he "enjoyed watching Randy Orton." ... Yes, I know the line went MUCH longer than that, but I'll stop there, because you WANT me to. Mmhmm. John Cena enjoys watching Randy Orton.
> ...Didn't press record, because I didn't come in time for the start of the promo. :: sigh. ::
> "Aaaah, I'm Nexus. Look at my armband." :: dies laughing. ::
> ...OH GOD HE SMIRKED. HE SMIRKED AND I DIED. :: iz ded. ::
> OH GOD JOSH'S TIE! JOSH'S BURBERRY TIE! I'm soooooo obsessed with the Burberry pattern, you have NO idea. I have SO much stuff in the Burberry pattern/plaid, and I WANT JOSH'S TIE. I have bags, wallets, umbrellas, shoes, even pillowcases, AND NOW I WANT JOSH'S TIE. When I buy my very OWN pet with my OWN money, Imma name it Burberry. I'm NOT even kidding here. Boy or girl, I'm naming it Burberry.
Miz really IS awesome...
> I just wish I didn't know that you're dating Maryse. It TOTALLY kills the MariBiase buzz. :: sigh. ::
> HEEL!COLE FTW WATDAHECKZ. He's more awesome as a heel, fuh srs. A lot less annoying, a lot more amusing.
> Oh HAI, Edgeward. They've made you go all TWEENER on us. That's coz your Rated-R Superstar gimmick makes absolutely NO sense in the PG-Era BECAUSE IT'S PG AND IT SUCKS.
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL "VALKYRIES." OMGGGGGGGGGG I'M GEEKING OUT! FTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
> ...Great timing, mom. Made me miss most of the match. WTFooj.
> Dear Miz: I do NOT want to be attracted to you, so please stop being slightly attractive with that pout thing and whatev.
> At least Cole dropped the "I just got an e-mail bit" and went straight to the podium. Geez yay.
> MOM QUIT COMING INTO MY ROOM WHILE I'M DOING SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT ME DOING, WHICH IS WATCHING WRESTLING.
> ...NOW Alex Riley looks old. O.o
> Miz in purple. STOP.BEING.MILDLY.ATTRACTIVE.
> Daniel Bryan, you're kinda fug. Damn good thing you're awesome.
Layla vs Melina
> ...I want a corset too. :: pouts. ::
> Obviously, that entrance is Cody approved. o.O
> Run, carpet boys, run!
> MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL.
> Fuh srs, are Lay-Cool co-champs because they don't have enough faith in Layla to carry the title on her own?
> ...So Layla throws Melina out, and then PRETENDS to fall onto the mat as if with the effort of throwing Melina out?
> LOL, GET HER, MELINA, GET HER!
> Eeek, nice finisher, Layla. :: bitter. ::
> :: reads major spoiler for Smackdown! :: ...OMGWUT HE'S WHAT?! HOLY CRAP.
> ...GOD, I love that pic of John-John...
Jericho? What are you still doing on RAW?
> Oh look, DVD pluggage. That's what.
> LOL, Jericho, why so demanding.
> "Are you listening to me, Mr GM?" Enter Randy. RANDY IS THE GM. XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> ...OH SHIT, I DIDN'T PRESS RECORD.
> ...I love Randy's chin...
MariBiase vs R-TrEve.
> I've seen this a MILLION times, but I DO NOT CARE, I LOVE IT.
> GAWD, Eve, you're SO gorgeous.
> This theme is not as catchy as "What's Up" was. Fuh srs.
> ...I said that, then totally sang with the last line of the chorus. :: major major headpalm. ::
> OMG JACKTV I HATE YOU HOW DARE YOU GO TO COMMERCIAL JUST BEFORE MARIBIASE MAKE THEIR ENTRANCE. At least I didn't press record yet! XDDDDDD
> Ted's new auto-tuned theme song. I still need to hear it in full, but the hip-hopper in me KINDA likes what it's hearing at the moment.
> :: sings along. :: "I come from moneeeey, I come from claaaaass..." ...And that's all I know at this moment.
> GREEN GEAR GREEN GEAR GREEN GEAR.
> MARIBIASE YOU'RE SO FUCKING GORGEOUS I SWEEEEEEEEEEAR.
> "Ted DiBiase and Maryse, they decided to go at it..." said Cole. And YES, the line went on a little more after those words, but I'll stop it there, coz it's MORE BETTERERERER there.
> Why couldn't he have just gone back to "Priceless"? I could effing STRIP to that theme song?
> LOOOOOL Maryse's "EEEWWTF" face while Truth is all "What's up"-ing.
> EEEEEW, R-Truth, nobody wants to see YOUR hips.
> I heard Teddeh growl. RAWR.
> No, Truth, Teddy does NOT appreciate you doing that to Maryse. NO ONE does.
> SO MUCH HAIR OMG.
> ...MAN, Eve is gorgeous.
> LOL, Maryse's hairflips.
> "What's up, EEEEEEEEEEVE." Ooooooooh, TEDWARD. :: comes a little. ::
> "That's it, baby!" :: comes so much more. ::
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL TEDDEH YOU CHEATER.
> NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE, YOU FUCKER, NOT THE FACE!
> Eve and Maryse move just a little slow in the ring, but I guess they just wanna be sure. And hey, they're new to the whole fighting thing...
> ......I WANT EVE'S HAIR.
> OH GOD THERE'S THE CLOSE-UP OF ANGER!TED THAT I'VE BEEN RAVING ABOUT OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OHGODOHGODOHGOD :: comes so hard. ::
> Eve's finisher KINDA looks like CrossRhodes, don't it?
> ...UGH, Eve, SO sexxeh.
> ...Yes, angrbooa, you're totally right. That WAS me messing with the video, and yes, the porn music was MY idea too. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> SRSLEH. The POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN music. It's making me DIIIIIIE of laughter for the millionth time.
> PORN MUSIC KEEPS GOING FOR A FEW SECONDS AS THEY SHOW JOHN-JOHN. Holy FUCK yes! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Commercial break.
> ...Did this good friend of mine REALLY just ask me if I knew that John-John jokingly refers to his "champ" as Sir Richard Hammerbush? Is she FUH SRS?! Has she forgotten who I AM?! I had ALLLLLLLLLLL the episodes of 5 Questions downloaded into my first iPod, the one that was stolen from me a year ago. All you had to do was watch 5 Questions religiously to know that. Fuh SRS, grrl. I like you, but DAY-UM, how DARE you.
John-John runs the Nexus gauntlet.
> OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD NEVER STOP BEING HOT AND PLZ TO BE GETTING IN MAH PANTZ RYT NAO.
> LOL, what is WITH you, y u so hyper, bb?
> Oh GOD. NEVER stop smiling. :: melts. ::
> Wade and his maids-in-waiting Nexus. Only interested in Justin Gaybriel. Sorry, Nexus.
> It's a damn good thing I love Wade's Mancunian accent, otherwise I'd be REALLY annoyed.
> What are the fans saying?
> KILL HIM, JOHN! KILL THE WENDY'S CHICK!
> ...What the hell kinda slam was that? That was kinda new...
> There are a few people on Nexus I can credibly believe can actually pin John. Slater is NOT one of them.
> ...I don't think John meant to fall backwards when he caught Slater, LOL.
> I REALLY hate Otunga. Like I totally can't STAND him. Thank GOD it chooses this time to go to commercial.
Commercial break.
> Time to check out the new trailer for Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 1!
> :: watches. ::
> ....I kinda wanna cry right now. You're free to make fun of the Potter geek that I am. I want to CRY. At a fucking TRAILER.
Back from break.
> ...What happened to Otunga? Why is Tarver the one beating John-John up now? Oh, look, he's tapping.
> GAYBIRD! ... I mean, GABRIEL!
> .......Gabriel, that was VERY gay the way you were looking at him as you were covering him.
> John gets kicked and he grabs himself like, "OW MY ASS." XDDDDDDDDDD
> FLYING GAYBIRD. I mean GABRIEL.
> Gaybird's pastel panties, SHEESH.
> WHY KICK HIM IN THE CROTCH, JOHN-JOHN.
> ....OMG THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL! That dropkick was even BETTER than at Night Of Champions coz he actually HIT IT this time! GOD, he can jump high, and just...WOW I'M SO IN LOVE. Sorry, Teddles, Imma hang over here with John-John for a while.
> OOOOOOOOOOOOW, not the abs, not the abs, WHY THE ABS?!
> "I can't believe he survived that moonsault." ... What the hell, Cole, are you forgetting the guy's CHARACTER? O.o
> LOL at the way Justin's back bounces.
> ....Dood. OMG. Did you see John-John's "Grrrrrr" face? Holy crap. :: clings to John-John's arm. ::
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND DQ. Oy.
> "We KNEW this was coming!" My thoughts exactly, Cole.
> OH GOD JOHN-JOHN WITH A CHAIR. Angry!John-John with a chair. Oh GOD. :: strips for John-John. ::
> Quit flipping your hair, Slater. No matter WHAT you do, my hair's STILL prettier than yours. It will ALWAYS be prettier than yours. Even if I went BALD, my hair would be prettier than yours.
> ...Wade has the HUGE ears typical of people from Manchester, England. :: snickers so hard. ::
> "Name it. Name it. Whatever you want." John said to Marciana. :: giggles so hard. ::
> "How's about this time, you actually put YOURSELF on the line?" ...It's SLIGHTLY gay.
> I don't actually know how to feel about the whole "Cena to Nexus if he loses" deal. Coz it's SUPER possible he'll lose, he's not had a great track record with Hell In A Cell matches. He's only had one, I think, and he lost. So yeah. WTH.
> "We gotta make this BIG!" John said to Marciana. :: giggles even harder. ::
> "And you just show up! EHEHEHEH!" :: dies laughing. ::
> I LOVE it when John starts mocking people. What the hell is with the LOL!Wade accent? XDDDDDDDD
> WOMEN'S FRAGRANCES LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
> THAT WAS SUCH A HUGE GAY JOKE. A cream-filler for Twinkies. :: dies laughing. ::
> LOOOOOOOOOL SO HARD at the shot at Otunga moochin' off of J-Hud. XDDDDDDD
> LOOOOOOOOOL even harder at John's over the shoulder face when he said "As the CHICK FROM WENDY'S!" Oh GOD, Jonathan, ILU. Ted is DYING of bitterness right now. Sorry, bb, I'll be right back...
> He fights 3 guys and still has the energy to do this kind of promo. That's why I luv him.
> SRSLEH. NEVER. STOP. SMILING. JOHN-JOHN.
> LOOOOOOOOOOL at John-John smiling into the camera I WILL HAVE Y♥U.
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Love Lots And God Bless!
~ MARCIANA ~
http://twitter.com/marciana86