CAN YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEELL WHAT THE MARCH IS TYPING...
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Can I just say...
> That preview of the episode with John in it? OMG JOHN Y SO ADORABLE DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
LOL ROCKY'S HERPDERP PICTURE.
> ....Dood, Rock's on. o.O ....OMG LOL U R TAPED AGAIN, I C U.
> I will give you that, Rocky, it DID stink last week.
> LMAAAAAAAAAO WUT IS THIIIIIIIIIS. John enters EVERY house with his theme song?
> ...........................I LOVE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS.
> Tell me this is one of his kids. I'm actually dying of laughter.
> THIS IS VINTAAAAAAAAAAAGE.
> ............GAIZE DIZ KEED CAN THROWDOWN.
> "We should have had this talk a LONG time ago." DOOD ROCKY'S GONNA GIVE HIM "THE TALK."
> This is all very trufax.
> .....................OMG TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOL I'M LAUGHING. "Kermit the Frog, Barney the Dinosaur, and YOU."
> .............OOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
> LMAAAAAAAAAAO OH GOD. I'm SO Cenation, but OMG this is HILARIOUS.
> ALSO, this kid is fucking ADORABLLLLLLLLLLLLLE.
> FRUITY PEBBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
> "Hustle, Loyalty, Respect AAAAAAAND Fruity Pebbles?! YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"
> And now The Miz. ...That's something I don't really wanna see. Miz vs Rock. THAT would bore me.
> Mmhmm, I'd take sides with this. Much as I like The Miz, I'd take Rock's side there.
> .........DOOD. ROCKY'S GONNA BE THE SPECIAL REF IN THEIR WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH. CALLING IT NOW.
LOL SNOOKI AND TRISH.
> OH HAI TRISH U HAWT.
> ......Snooki doesn't look bad right now.
> ........................COLE WHAT. THE ACTUAL. FUCK.
> AAAAAAAAND MIZ.
> DAT LOL U MAD FACE.
> STL clearly doesn't like Miz, y'all.
> "Are ya done?" OWWWWWWWWNED.
> "YOU don't own John Cena, I DO!" .........I CANNOT.
> LMAO, I love how the crowd goes crazy everytime their city is mentioned even if its a HEEL who mentions them. XDDDDDDDDDD
> HEY AT LEAST MIZ KNOWS WHERE HE IS UNLIKE R-TRUTH HEY HO WHADDAYAKNOW.
> MIZ THAT IS A MIC, NOT A-RI.
> OH GM. Weelthan.
> HE'S OUTTA THE BOX HE'S OUTTA THE BOX, ATTACK HIM, ATTACK HIM! XDDDDDDDDDDD
> JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY. XDDDDDDDDD
> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YAY.
> Oh? .....CENA VS ADR?! WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.
> ...........THIS IS BULLSHIT. CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP. THIS IS BULLSHIT. CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP.
> ......So I would appreciate it if my stream would behave...
> Gonna go get my chocolate croissant while it's commercial break.
Ugh.
> So srsleh, Miz, just walk away. No one would think less of you, because Khali is freakin' untalented anyway.
> LET HIM GO LET HIM GO LET HIM GO LET HIM GO LET HIM GO.
> RILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY.
> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO LET HIM GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
> THEIR LOVE IS SO CANON.
> I AGREE WITH COLE. SEND THIS GIANT IDIOT BACK TO INDIA ALREADY.
> BOOM. GOODNIGHT AND GOODBYE, CURRY EATER.
> Really good way of giving Miz credibility, walking into WM, but would've been BETTER if it was someone more CREDIBLE than Khali.
> .....How AWFUL would it have been if the GM had made Miz face RILEY. o.O
> ........OMFG THAT'S RIGHT RKO VS MASON RYAN. I called it a couple of weeks ago - MR wins this one.
> COMMERCIAL FOR TOUGH ENOUGH.
Commercial break.
> DOOOOOD THAT WAS NATALIE PORTMAN.
> I WANNA EAT AT CARL'S JR.
Millions Choose Cena.
> LMAO I C WUT U DD THAR.
> "VIVE DIU REX."
> Dood. Moar 'Taker vs HHH promoness. They just keep responding to each other, it's like Rock vs Cena. SOMEBODY PUNCH SOMEBODY ALREADY.
> OH LOOK, IT'S JOMO, BUT THAT'S NOT MELINA, IT ONLY LOOKS LIKE HER, BUT IT'S NOT HER TROLLOLOLOLOL.
> VICKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE.
> I officially hate Snooki. HOW DARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU VICKIE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
> LOL COMMERCIAL WUT. I'M ON A BOAT.
GIMME THAT TABLET, COMMERCIAL.
> Yes, I would LOVE to have a Motoral Xoom.....DAMMIT, I'M NOT VERIZON.
> BUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY RKO KMART COMMERCIAL WITH THE NINJA PIMP-HAND.
You know, the WM theme is starting to grow on me.
> DOOOOOOOOOD OMG DB VS KING PAPA LOBSTER HEAD OMG.
> I MISS THE CAPE ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYY.
> ......OMG I NEED THAT MAGAZINE HOLYFUCKINGSHIT.
> Scar on the bridge of his nose. Did he get in a scruffle or something? :(
> ....Gee thanks, Justin Roberts, we really needed to be reminded of that.
> GAIL KIM WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES.
> AND THEN TED SUDDENLY COMES OUT AND HELPS SHEAMUS WIN. .... Please?
> At least he's not limping anymore.
> I love me some DB but KILL HIM, KING PAPA LOBSTER HEAD, KILL HIM!
> DAT ASSSSSSSSS.
> o.O OWEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
> RUN, KING PAPA LOBSTER HEAD, RUN!
> NO NO NO DON'T TURN AROUND YOU WON'T LIKE THE VIEW!
> "JAMES FRANCO?!?!?!" I AGREE WITH COLE.
> HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGG KING PAPA LOBSTER HEAD PANTING RIGHT AT CAMERA HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.
> .......Wut. Is. This. Commercial.
> ...........LMAO AXE COMMERCIALS FTMFW.
> CHICKEN FINGERS WAAAAAAAAAARS.
> And back live, and Sheamus has DB's face.
> GOD I love that backbreaker.
> BOOM! He just turned DB inside out.
> ............WAIT. All this aggression from King Papa....DOOD HE'S GONNA LOSE.
> LOL HE JUST ASSRAMMED DB.
> .............................AGAIN WITH THE FUCKING ANKLE R U KIDDING ME.
> OH DAMMIT. DON'T YOU FUCKING TAP, KING PAPA. YAAAAAAAAAY ROPE.
> TOSS HIM!...........OH SHIT THAT WAS CLOSE! D:
> DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. I LOVE YOU KING PAPA I LOVE YOU.
> I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ALL OVER AGAIN, KING PAPA LOBSTER HEAD.
> OMG BRING MARYSE OR THE BELLA TWINS OUT RIGHT NOW. XDDDDDDDDDDDD
> What the effing hell are you doing, Cole.
> .......REGICIDE. OMG LOL BIG WORDS.
Can we get back to the show now?
> OH LOL YES LET'S RECAP THIS EPICNESS.
> OH HAI COLE. :: giggle. ::
> "KING 3:16" LOL SIGN.
> HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY.
> LOL, is he gonna expose the fact that he's got a 21-year-old girlfriend?
> ...........Wasn't this Scotty-2-Hotty's theme song?
> LMAO FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRR.
> KING'S POKER FACE IS #WINNING.
> LOL, you're evil.
> Isn't this EVERY heel second-generation Superstar's gripe?
> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
> LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO THIS IS WINNING!
> And now pull a Cody and Dusty on Cole. Do it. DO IIIIIIIIIT.
> LE POKER FAAAAAAAAAAAACE.
> And Cole's all "LOLUMAD" back there, WTF. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> ..........YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW. JR IS IN THE MAHFAKIN HOUSE.
> SMACK HIIIIIIIIIM. AND THEN STUNNER HIIIIIIIIIIIIM. DO IIIIIIIIIIIT.
> LMAO COLE IS STANDING LIKE A 5-YEAR-OLD WTFH. XDDDDDDDDD
> KILL HIIIIIIIIIM. XDDDDDDDDDDDD
> CHEAP POOOOOOOOOP.
> "You're not a lovable, furry, huggable animal like a baby kangaroo." XDDDDDDDDD
> RAT BASTARD. PG DOES NOT EXIST.
> You gotta give it to Michael Cole. He's making you hate him. He's a BOSS.
> STUNNER HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM. DO IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
> SIR, YOU ARE IN TROUBLE.
> :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> RUN AWAY JR, RUN AWAY.
> ............Aww crap. I TOLD you to run.
> AUSTIN! AUSTIN! AUSTIN!....Oh, this is good enough.
> DOOD. YOU JUST LAID OUT TWO CERTIFICABLY SENIOR CITIZENS. I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF.
> ...Cole, wtf. Leggo.
> DOOD. DADDY'S ON NEXT. HEADSPACE!
E&c REUNION ONE MORE TIIIIIIIIME!
> Pretty sure the narrator guy just called him "Justin BIEBERiel."
> angxho on Twitter: Missing: @TedDiBiase. Last Seen: on my television, a few weeks ago. If Found: Please send back to Monday Night Raw. I beg of you.
SRSLEH. PUNK'S "OHGOD" FACE. UNF.
> PSYCHO!DADDY. I MISS YOU.
> IT'S A BATTLE OF THE PSYCHO'S, YO. "I'm crazier!" "No, I'M crazier!"
> Big huge hometown pop, I LOVE IIIIIIIIIIT.
> Ummmm, Firefox? WTF.
> HERE WE GO. UUUUUUUUUUUUNF.
> SAM AND ALANNA SAM AND ALANNA SAM AND ALANNA.
> ...I know I said Ortz would lose, but OMG WIN.
> .........SINCE WHEN DID MASON RYAN HAVE SO MUCH HAIR.
> KILL HIIIIIIIIM.
> POOOOOOOOONK. Quit biting your fingernails, Punk. :: stares at own non-existent nubs. ::
> WHY IS THERE NO BATISTA CHANT.
> .......So dood, whatev, that WASN'T Sam and Alanna. DAMMIT, I MARKED OUT FOR NOTHING.
> I demand a Batista chant, I REALLY do.
> TWIRL LIKE A BALLERINA AND BOOM!RKO.
> Look at Punkerz panicing over there, it's PRESH.
> .........PUNT HIM. You are making a mistake in not Punting Mason Ryan. PUNT. HIM. NAO.
> YES. YOU REMEMBER? THE THING YOU DO WITH YOUR FOOT AND THE HEAD OF THE OTHER GUY? YES. THAT.
> ...........OMG LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE HAVING SLITHER SEX.
> Perfect time for my Tweetdeck to fuck up. Really.
I actually WANT that True Story of Wrestlemania DVD.
> ALSO: TOUGH ENOUGH.
DREW CAREEEEEEEEY!
> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG HE'S GOING INTO THE HALL OF FAME OMGOMGOMGOMG!
> Yeah, I'm still marking out, you guys have NO idea.
> Oh Josh.
> ..............Oh COLE.
> ZACK RYDERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!1!!1111!11!
EURGH.
> Yeah, just bring Vickie out already, fuhsrs.
> LOL IF SNOOKI IS A GRENADE, I WOULD NOT CATCH HER FOR YOU.
> Snoox is gonna be ringside for this match?
> Why don't they give Vickie her own theme song? Srsleh.
> AAAAAAAAAND Twitter Jail.
> You ARE stealing Vickie spotlight! :O
> .............THIS IS EPIC. I LOVE IT. XDDDDDDDDDDDDD VICKIE FTWWWWWWWWWW.
> "Deep down inside, I AM a good person." OH LOOOOOOOOOL.
> TRIIIIIIIISH. STOP BEING SO HAWT. WAIT NO DON'T STOP. JUST DON'T BOTCH.
> Vickie HAS lost a lot of weight, she looks better and better every week. :D <3
> LOL THAT WAS CLOSE.
> Trish OBVIOUSLY let Snooki tan her tonight. OBVIOUSLY.
> OMG TOSS IT AT HER VICKIE! XDDDDDDDDDDDD
> YES, THANK YOU! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> YES, TOSS THAT ONE TOO! XDDDDDDDDDDD
> OH DAMN.
> OH HAI ZIGGIE.
> ......The hell, JoMo. Okay then, we know what HIS next feud is.
> O.O OMGGGGGGGGGGGG LAYCOOOOOOOOL. I don't much care for Michelle, but LAYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. VICKIE IS BACK ON RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
> LOL TWITPIC DO IT.
> LOL GET OFFA LAYLA SNOOKI.
> GET JOMO OFF MY SCREEN.
> .........Oh what. Snookie's gonna show up at 'Mania too? @.@
> ............Yes. Apparently. What the actual fuck. Snooki in a match at WM. THINGS JUST GOT FUCKED UP BEYOND BELIEF.
> Well, I GUESS they needed to give JoMo something to do at WM, since there's no Money In The Bank match at WM anymore.
> O.O JOHN-JOHN VS ADR NEXT.
> This is the first time my stream has behaved all the way through RAW. SRSLEH.
Yes, okay, fine, I will effing torrent The Chaperone already.
> Touch Of Grey? SRSLEH?! Oh, vanity.
> "YOUR HAIRDO IS PISSING ME OFF." Stone Cold is KING.
> Sin Cara MAY make me start caring about Rey again. MAYBE.
I honestly like seeing Josh Mathews all by his lonesome at the announce table.
> He's kind of a looker.
> OH HAI HBK.
John-John vs ADR.
> RRRRRRRRRRICARRRRRRRRDAW. I don't care much for ADR (except for the fact that he's a great heel and makes these faces, LOL), but RRRRRRRRRICARRRRRRRRRDAW.
> OH HAI BRODUS.
> LMAAAAAAAAAAO ADR. WHY IS YOUR RIGHT HAND TAPED UP. TOO MUCH FAPPAGE?
> UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNF JOHN-JOHN.
> ......That COULD have been Randy's Bentley TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
> "BEHOOVES." NICE, JOSH.
> .........THE ROCK IS HERE?!
> DROPKICK OMFG MY HANDS ARE ACTUALLY SHAKING.
> ......OH GOD. Fourth straight week that TED hasn't shown up on RAW. :(
> LMAO WHAT IS THIS COMMERCIAL.
> Dood, when did Charles Robinson get a haircut?
> The "Boo! YAY!" chants never stop making me giggle.
> GET HIM, JOHN-JOHN, GET HIM.
> OH BRODUS.
> I don't think so.
> ...............THIS IS RICH. He doesn't have his tattoos.....THAT'S COZ IT'S MIZ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
> OH GEEZ. XDDDDDDD
> DAMN YOU FIREFOX.
> TELL ME THAT IS JUST A BALD CAP ON MIZ. XDDDDDDDDDDDD
> "This is one of the greatest things I have EVER seen." I actually have to agree with Cole.
> FIREFOX. WHAT. THE ACTUAL. FUCK.
> ......"Bania"?
> MIZ YOU DO NOT. RANDEH OWNS JOHN-JOHN. LIAR.
> NOW ALL MY INTERNET BROWSERS ARE NOT RESPONDING. WHAT IS THE DEAL.
> Yeah, I can't see the rest of this, because my Firefox is on the fucking fritz. :(
> WHAT JUST HAPPENED. WHY ARE THE PEOPLE CHEERING. IS JOHN BACK TO LIFE?!
> O.O MIZ IN ONLY SLACKS AND NO SHIRT. THAT IS NOT BAD-LOOKING AT ALL.
> .......Miz, why are you turkey-posing?
> ...........OWWWEEEEEEEEEEE.
> SRSLEH. MIZ IS LOOKING LIKE A GQ MOFO RIGHT NOW.
> .....Unpopular opinion time: I would have liked to see John bleed after that.
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Not bad, not bad at all! MUCH better than last week's episode, that's for sure.
And now to write Centon smut. Damn these muses! XD
Love Lots And God Bless!
~ MARCIANA ~
http://twitter.com/marciana86
Can I just say...
> That preview of the episode with John in it? OMG JOHN Y SO ADORABLE DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
LOL ROCKY'S HERPDERP PICTURE.
> ....Dood, Rock's on. o.O ....OMG LOL U R TAPED AGAIN, I C U.
> I will give you that, Rocky, it DID stink last week.
> LMAAAAAAAAAO WUT IS THIIIIIIIIIS. John enters EVERY house with his theme song?
> ...........................I LOVE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS.
> Tell me this is one of his kids. I'm actually dying of laughter.
> THIS IS VINTAAAAAAAAAAAGE.
> ............GAIZE DIZ KEED CAN THROWDOWN.
> "We should have had this talk a LONG time ago." DOOD ROCKY'S GONNA GIVE HIM "THE TALK."
> This is all very trufax.
> .....................OMG TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOL I'M LAUGHING. "Kermit the Frog, Barney the Dinosaur, and YOU."
> .............OOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
> LMAAAAAAAAAAO OH GOD. I'm SO Cenation, but OMG this is HILARIOUS.
> ALSO, this kid is fucking ADORABLLLLLLLLLLLLLE.
> FRUITY PEBBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
> "Hustle, Loyalty, Respect AAAAAAAND Fruity Pebbles?! YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"
> And now The Miz. ...That's something I don't really wanna see. Miz vs Rock. THAT would bore me.
> Mmhmm, I'd take sides with this. Much as I like The Miz, I'd take Rock's side there.
> .........DOOD. ROCKY'S GONNA BE THE SPECIAL REF IN THEIR WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH. CALLING IT NOW.
LOL SNOOKI AND TRISH.
> OH HAI TRISH U HAWT.
> ......Snooki doesn't look bad right now.
> ........................COLE WHAT. THE ACTUAL. FUCK.
> AAAAAAAAND MIZ.
> DAT LOL U MAD FACE.
> STL clearly doesn't like Miz, y'all.
> "Are ya done?" OWWWWWWWWNED.
> "YOU don't own John Cena, I DO!" .........I CANNOT.
> LMAO, I love how the crowd goes crazy everytime their city is mentioned even if its a HEEL who mentions them. XDDDDDDDDDD
> HEY AT LEAST MIZ KNOWS WHERE HE IS UNLIKE R-TRUTH HEY HO WHADDAYAKNOW.
> MIZ THAT IS A MIC, NOT A-RI.
> OH GM. Weelthan.
> HE'S OUTTA THE BOX HE'S OUTTA THE BOX, ATTACK HIM, ATTACK HIM! XDDDDDDDDDDD
> JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY. XDDDDDDDDD
> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YAY.
> Oh? .....CENA VS ADR?! WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.
> ...........THIS IS BULLSHIT. CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP. THIS IS BULLSHIT. CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP.
> ......So I would appreciate it if my stream would behave...
> Gonna go get my chocolate croissant while it's commercial break.
Ugh.
> So srsleh, Miz, just walk away. No one would think less of you, because Khali is freakin' untalented anyway.
> LET HIM GO LET HIM GO LET HIM GO LET HIM GO LET HIM GO.
> RILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY.
> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO LET HIM GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
> THEIR LOVE IS SO CANON.
> I AGREE WITH COLE. SEND THIS GIANT IDIOT BACK TO INDIA ALREADY.
> BOOM. GOODNIGHT AND GOODBYE, CURRY EATER.
> Really good way of giving Miz credibility, walking into WM, but would've been BETTER if it was someone more CREDIBLE than Khali.
> .....How AWFUL would it have been if the GM had made Miz face RILEY. o.O
> ........OMFG THAT'S RIGHT RKO VS MASON RYAN. I called it a couple of weeks ago - MR wins this one.
> COMMERCIAL FOR TOUGH ENOUGH.
Commercial break.
> DOOOOOD THAT WAS NATALIE PORTMAN.
> I WANNA EAT AT CARL'S JR.
Millions Choose Cena.
> LMAO I C WUT U DD THAR.
> "VIVE DIU REX."
> Dood. Moar 'Taker vs HHH promoness. They just keep responding to each other, it's like Rock vs Cena. SOMEBODY PUNCH SOMEBODY ALREADY.
> OH LOOK, IT'S JOMO, BUT THAT'S NOT MELINA, IT ONLY LOOKS LIKE HER, BUT IT'S NOT HER TROLLOLOLOLOL.
> VICKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE.
> I officially hate Snooki. HOW DARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU VICKIE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
> LOL COMMERCIAL WUT. I'M ON A BOAT.
GIMME THAT TABLET, COMMERCIAL.
> Yes, I would LOVE to have a Motoral Xoom.....DAMMIT, I'M NOT VERIZON.
> BUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY RKO KMART COMMERCIAL WITH THE NINJA PIMP-HAND.
You know, the WM theme is starting to grow on me.
> DOOOOOOOOOD OMG DB VS KING PAPA LOBSTER HEAD OMG.
> I MISS THE CAPE ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYY.
> ......OMG I NEED THAT MAGAZINE HOLYFUCKINGSHIT.
> Scar on the bridge of his nose. Did he get in a scruffle or something? :(
> ....Gee thanks, Justin Roberts, we really needed to be reminded of that.
> GAIL KIM WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES.
> AND THEN TED SUDDENLY COMES OUT AND HELPS SHEAMUS WIN. .... Please?
> At least he's not limping anymore.
> I love me some DB but KILL HIM, KING PAPA LOBSTER HEAD, KILL HIM!
> DAT ASSSSSSSSS.
> o.O OWEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
> RUN, KING PAPA LOBSTER HEAD, RUN!
> NO NO NO DON'T TURN AROUND YOU WON'T LIKE THE VIEW!
> "JAMES FRANCO?!?!?!" I AGREE WITH COLE.
> HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGG KING PAPA LOBSTER HEAD PANTING RIGHT AT CAMERA HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.
> .......Wut. Is. This. Commercial.
> ...........LMAO AXE COMMERCIALS FTMFW.
> CHICKEN FINGERS WAAAAAAAAAARS.
> And back live, and Sheamus has DB's face.
> GOD I love that backbreaker.
> BOOM! He just turned DB inside out.
> ............WAIT. All this aggression from King Papa....DOOD HE'S GONNA LOSE.
> LOL HE JUST ASSRAMMED DB.
> .............................AGAIN WITH THE FUCKING ANKLE R U KIDDING ME.
> OH DAMMIT. DON'T YOU FUCKING TAP, KING PAPA. YAAAAAAAAAY ROPE.
> TOSS HIM!...........OH SHIT THAT WAS CLOSE! D:
> DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. I LOVE YOU KING PAPA I LOVE YOU.
> I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ALL OVER AGAIN, KING PAPA LOBSTER HEAD.
> OMG BRING MARYSE OR THE BELLA TWINS OUT RIGHT NOW. XDDDDDDDDDDDD
> What the effing hell are you doing, Cole.
> .......REGICIDE. OMG LOL BIG WORDS.
Can we get back to the show now?
> OH LOL YES LET'S RECAP THIS EPICNESS.
> OH HAI COLE. :: giggle. ::
> "KING 3:16" LOL SIGN.
> HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY.
> LOL, is he gonna expose the fact that he's got a 21-year-old girlfriend?
> ...........Wasn't this Scotty-2-Hotty's theme song?
> LMAO FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRR.
> KING'S POKER FACE IS #WINNING.
> LOL, you're evil.
> Isn't this EVERY heel second-generation Superstar's gripe?
> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
> LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO THIS IS WINNING!
> And now pull a Cody and Dusty on Cole. Do it. DO IIIIIIIIIT.
> LE POKER FAAAAAAAAAAAACE.
> And Cole's all "LOLUMAD" back there, WTF. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> ..........YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW. JR IS IN THE MAHFAKIN HOUSE.
> SMACK HIIIIIIIIIM. AND THEN STUNNER HIIIIIIIIIIIIM. DO IIIIIIIIIIIT.
> LMAO COLE IS STANDING LIKE A 5-YEAR-OLD WTFH. XDDDDDDDDD
> KILL HIIIIIIIIIM. XDDDDDDDDDDDD
> CHEAP POOOOOOOOOP.
> "You're not a lovable, furry, huggable animal like a baby kangaroo." XDDDDDDDDD
> RAT BASTARD. PG DOES NOT EXIST.
> You gotta give it to Michael Cole. He's making you hate him. He's a BOSS.
> STUNNER HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM. DO IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
> SIR, YOU ARE IN TROUBLE.
> :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> RUN AWAY JR, RUN AWAY.
> ............Aww crap. I TOLD you to run.
> AUSTIN! AUSTIN! AUSTIN!....Oh, this is good enough.
> DOOD. YOU JUST LAID OUT TWO CERTIFICABLY SENIOR CITIZENS. I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF.
> ...Cole, wtf. Leggo.
> DOOD. DADDY'S ON NEXT. HEADSPACE!
E&c REUNION ONE MORE TIIIIIIIIME!
> Pretty sure the narrator guy just called him "Justin BIEBERiel."
> angxho on Twitter: Missing: @TedDiBiase. Last Seen: on my television, a few weeks ago. If Found: Please send back to Monday Night Raw. I beg of you.
SRSLEH. PUNK'S "OHGOD" FACE. UNF.
> PSYCHO!DADDY. I MISS YOU.
> IT'S A BATTLE OF THE PSYCHO'S, YO. "I'm crazier!" "No, I'M crazier!"
> Big huge hometown pop, I LOVE IIIIIIIIIIT.
> Ummmm, Firefox? WTF.
> HERE WE GO. UUUUUUUUUUUUNF.
> SAM AND ALANNA SAM AND ALANNA SAM AND ALANNA.
> ...I know I said Ortz would lose, but OMG WIN.
> .........SINCE WHEN DID MASON RYAN HAVE SO MUCH HAIR.
> KILL HIIIIIIIIM.
> POOOOOOOOONK. Quit biting your fingernails, Punk. :: stares at own non-existent nubs. ::
> WHY IS THERE NO BATISTA CHANT.
> .......So dood, whatev, that WASN'T Sam and Alanna. DAMMIT, I MARKED OUT FOR NOTHING.
> I demand a Batista chant, I REALLY do.
> TWIRL LIKE A BALLERINA AND BOOM!RKO.
> Look at Punkerz panicing over there, it's PRESH.
> .........PUNT HIM. You are making a mistake in not Punting Mason Ryan. PUNT. HIM. NAO.
> YES. YOU REMEMBER? THE THING YOU DO WITH YOUR FOOT AND THE HEAD OF THE OTHER GUY? YES. THAT.
> ...........OMG LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE HAVING SLITHER SEX.
> Perfect time for my Tweetdeck to fuck up. Really.
I actually WANT that True Story of Wrestlemania DVD.
> ALSO: TOUGH ENOUGH.
DREW CAREEEEEEEEY!
> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG HE'S GOING INTO THE HALL OF FAME OMGOMGOMGOMG!
> Yeah, I'm still marking out, you guys have NO idea.
> Oh Josh.
> ..............Oh COLE.
> ZACK RYDERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!1!!1111!11!
EURGH.
> Yeah, just bring Vickie out already, fuhsrs.
> LOL IF SNOOKI IS A GRENADE, I WOULD NOT CATCH HER FOR YOU.
> Snoox is gonna be ringside for this match?
> Why don't they give Vickie her own theme song? Srsleh.
> AAAAAAAAAND Twitter Jail.
> You ARE stealing Vickie spotlight! :O
> .............THIS IS EPIC. I LOVE IT. XDDDDDDDDDDDDD VICKIE FTWWWWWWWWWW.
> "Deep down inside, I AM a good person." OH LOOOOOOOOOL.
> TRIIIIIIIISH. STOP BEING SO HAWT. WAIT NO DON'T STOP. JUST DON'T BOTCH.
> Vickie HAS lost a lot of weight, she looks better and better every week. :D <3
> LOL THAT WAS CLOSE.
> Trish OBVIOUSLY let Snooki tan her tonight. OBVIOUSLY.
> OMG TOSS IT AT HER VICKIE! XDDDDDDDDDDDD
> YES, THANK YOU! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> YES, TOSS THAT ONE TOO! XDDDDDDDDDDD
> OH DAMN.
> OH HAI ZIGGIE.
> ......The hell, JoMo. Okay then, we know what HIS next feud is.
> O.O OMGGGGGGGGGGGG LAYCOOOOOOOOL. I don't much care for Michelle, but LAYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. VICKIE IS BACK ON RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
> LOL TWITPIC DO IT.
> LOL GET OFFA LAYLA SNOOKI.
> GET JOMO OFF MY SCREEN.
> .........Oh what. Snookie's gonna show up at 'Mania too? @.@
> ............Yes. Apparently. What the actual fuck. Snooki in a match at WM. THINGS JUST GOT FUCKED UP BEYOND BELIEF.
> Well, I GUESS they needed to give JoMo something to do at WM, since there's no Money In The Bank match at WM anymore.
> O.O JOHN-JOHN VS ADR NEXT.
> This is the first time my stream has behaved all the way through RAW. SRSLEH.
Yes, okay, fine, I will effing torrent The Chaperone already.
> Touch Of Grey? SRSLEH?! Oh, vanity.
> "YOUR HAIRDO IS PISSING ME OFF." Stone Cold is KING.
> Sin Cara MAY make me start caring about Rey again. MAYBE.
I honestly like seeing Josh Mathews all by his lonesome at the announce table.
> He's kind of a looker.
> OH HAI HBK.
John-John vs ADR.
> RRRRRRRRRRICARRRRRRRRDAW. I don't care much for ADR (except for the fact that he's a great heel and makes these faces, LOL), but RRRRRRRRRICARRRRRRRRRDAW.
> OH HAI BRODUS.
> LMAAAAAAAAAAO ADR. WHY IS YOUR RIGHT HAND TAPED UP. TOO MUCH FAPPAGE?
> UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNF JOHN-JOHN.
> ......That COULD have been Randy's Bentley TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
> "BEHOOVES." NICE, JOSH.
> .........THE ROCK IS HERE?!
> DROPKICK OMFG MY HANDS ARE ACTUALLY SHAKING.
> ......OH GOD. Fourth straight week that TED hasn't shown up on RAW. :(
> LMAO WHAT IS THIS COMMERCIAL.
> Dood, when did Charles Robinson get a haircut?
> The "Boo! YAY!" chants never stop making me giggle.
> GET HIM, JOHN-JOHN, GET HIM.
> OH BRODUS.
> I don't think so.
> ...............THIS IS RICH. He doesn't have his tattoos.....THAT'S COZ IT'S MIZ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
> OH GEEZ. XDDDDDDD
> DAMN YOU FIREFOX.
> TELL ME THAT IS JUST A BALD CAP ON MIZ. XDDDDDDDDDDDD
> "This is one of the greatest things I have EVER seen." I actually have to agree with Cole.
> FIREFOX. WHAT. THE ACTUAL. FUCK.
> ......"Bania"?
> MIZ YOU DO NOT. RANDEH OWNS JOHN-JOHN. LIAR.
> NOW ALL MY INTERNET BROWSERS ARE NOT RESPONDING. WHAT IS THE DEAL.
> Yeah, I can't see the rest of this, because my Firefox is on the fucking fritz. :(
> WHAT JUST HAPPENED. WHY ARE THE PEOPLE CHEERING. IS JOHN BACK TO LIFE?!
> O.O MIZ IN ONLY SLACKS AND NO SHIRT. THAT IS NOT BAD-LOOKING AT ALL.
> .......Miz, why are you turkey-posing?
> ...........OWWWEEEEEEEEEEE.
> SRSLEH. MIZ IS LOOKING LIKE A GQ MOFO RIGHT NOW.
> .....Unpopular opinion time: I would have liked to see John bleed after that.
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Not bad, not bad at all! MUCH better than last week's episode, that's for sure.
And now to write Centon smut. Damn these muses! XD
Love Lots And God Bless!
~ MARCIANA ~
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