Our desks in math class are pretty close together and there are hardly any empty ones, so we're all kind of cramped together. I sit in front of this guy who hardly makes any noise. I forget he's there most of the time (I suck at math so I have to focus all my attention on the lesson). Up until Thursday, this was an easy task. Thursday, however, he ( Read more... )

The endless colds, blowing my nose and seeing shrieks of blood.
On top of everything else I SEEM TO HAVE SHINGLES! I already coughed to the point of throwing up and peeing.
ENOUGH ALREADY! This rash is also so gross.

So our flatmate works in a library. And with library work, comes a multitude of nutters. Today was no exception. The one that stood out the most, was the gentleman who was sealing envelopes using finger-fulls of wet snot, as opposed to licking them. His reasoning was that it beat actually licking them ( Read more... )

http://www.odditycentral.com/news/new-sega-toylet-lets-you-play-with-your-pee.html

Pretty sure you guys will get as much of a kick out of that as I did. I'm still giggling.

Also, I've got ...some...sickness I dunno what it is. but i'm ( Read more... )

For the past week or so, I've been pretty sick (throat infection). This means I'm coughing up huge chunks of green phlegm. When I see it, I gag more because I get the, "oh shit that was in my mouth gross!' feeling ( Read more... )

Hello, TMI, I'm here to give you another poop story to feast on.

Triggers for emetophobes

( my lifelong sob story )

So the thing I hate about crying jags is the damn snot that flows from your nostrils.
It's even worse when you are in public with no tissues or hanky on hand.
I probably sounded about ten times more miserable then i was sniffing it back like that, ugh.

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Me: I am so sick of producing snot. *blows nose hard*
Him: Awwww. BOGIES.
Me: Do you want to see it?
Him. Yeah!
Me: *showing him contents of tissue*
Him: AWWW BUTTERFLY!

I've had a gnarly cold and working in drive thru at work makes it worse. My mouth and lips get SO dried out because I have to breath through my nose thanks to my nose being stopped up. Today during my lunch break I could feel phlegm in my throat. I cough and bring up a HUGE wad of icky brown snot. It felt like a slug coming up.

( so gross )

So, I have a sinus infection, the plague, whatever - As most of the world has right now, haha. I blow snot rockets quite frequently, as tissues against my nose are already starting to hurt.
I blew one into the sink today, and got this amazing INSTANT release. I look down and I shoulda taken a picture, as there is this giant glob of snot like thing ( Read more... )