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http://www.odditycentral.com/news/new-sega-toylet-lets-you-play-with-your-pee.html
Pretty sure you guys will get as much of a kick out of that as I did. I'm still giggling.
Also, I've got ...some...sickness I dunno what it is. but i'm coughing up unholy amounts of phlem, most of it is during coughing fits and gets swallowed, but occasionally I sneeze or cough and BAM its in my hand. Or on the steering wheel.
Today I sneezed into my hand...and there was a line of phlem from the tip of my thumb to the end of my first knuckle of my pointer finger. There was a tiny tonsil stone in it! :D [I wish I could have examined it...] I couldn't just grab a napkin or anything--none around. I couldn't roll down the window and shake it off--Why? I was in my boyfriends car, with my boyfriend. i couldn't just go 'Oh sorry babe, just hacked up lungslime all over my hand'... Well i guess I could have but I wasn't about to.
So I hid my hand down beside my seat, since we were stopping soon and I could get rid of it soon.....just as we pulled into the parking lot, however, my boyfriend turned too tightly and we bumped the curb. I got jostled [it was the tire closest to my seat] and...my hand smashed into the seat.
My tonsilstonephlemspit was wiped all over the side of his seat.
I didn't say a word.