Sealing envelopes...

[sentience]

So our flatmate works in a library. And with library work, comes a multitude of nutters. Today was no exception. The one that stood out the most, was the gentleman who was sealing envelopes using finger-fulls of wet snot, as opposed to licking them. His reasoning was that it beat actually licking them.

I shudder to think who he was sending them to. Imagine opening one of those.