So last weekend I was dead to the world and my dad came in to wake me up for our usual Saturday father-daughter shopping excursion. He gave me my breakfast and left, and as I was rolling over all groggy-like, I noticed that my leg felt...wet. And my shorts (I was wearing those super-comfy dude basketball shorts) were wet. Like clinging to my leg ( Read more... )

Inspired by the dog horror story from yesterday:
( The day my cat exploded )

I tried to edit my other post again, but it wouldn't let me ( Read more... )

My period is being SO UNFAIR this time. Usually it tricks me into thinking it is over and as soon as I go without a pad or tampon, it surges back when I am not expecting it ( Read more... )

I was just making a comment in response to the previous post, but it got long so I decided to make my own post. ( period stuff )

Why must you open a portal through which the River Styx comes flooding out of my vagina? Why must you overflow a super absorbancy tampon in under an hour, all when I am away from home with no change of clothes available? Moreover, why must you find it necessary to flood my underwear and pants so thoroughly that I have to wash myself as well as I ( Read more... )

...only not really ( Read more... )

....after a few years of being sexually active, my guy and I had anal sex for the first time this morning. It went okay I guess. It wasn't as awful as I thought it could be, but I was not really enjoying myself. After we got done and hopped in the shower, I went to bed. I woke up not too long ago and when I went pee, I found blood when I wiped my ( Read more... )

I got this nasty, NASTY mosquito bite under my arm a few days ago.

And rather than heal properly, something happened while I was asleep last night because I woke up and it was oozing blood, and pus, and other gross stuff.

( Really gross pictures here )

Watching Pitch Black when I'm menstruating and horny is a bad idea. Vin Diesel, stop being so goddamn badass and sexy at me ( Read more... )