Contrived coincidences, improbable costumes and offensive stereotypes. It's been a while, but welcome back to Hogwarts Exposed.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 12 )

Last time on Hogwarts Exposed: the worst hazard when trekking naked through a tropical rainforest is running into a cop who's apparently the long-lost relative of the gang from Chapter 2. Or else the gang from The Gang. Also, the Great One is a goose.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 5 )

This fic seems to be an exercise in making the least interesting plot choices possible. It'd have been far more interesting if one of the Weasleys who Lord Potter had made peace with had vowed revenge, as they'd have been entirely justified in doing, presenting a nice moral dilemma for our so-called hero. But no, it's Percy, who the self-centred ( Read more... )

Chapter 19 is entitled "Nothing to Brag About". Unfortunately, this turns out to be a half-baked nob joke rather than a reference to the writing.

( Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 19 )

This chapter is entitled "From Frying Pan to Fire", but should really be "From Pseudo-Crisis to Other Pseudo-Crisis" considering that it's basically bookended by the fuckers.

( Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 17 )

Fair warning: this update is nasty even by Hogwarts Exposed standards. The author himself saw fit to put a disclaimer on there, and given how averse he normally is to warnings and content tags (contrast these summaries with Deserving's laundry list) that should tell you something.
( Apologies for the delay. Again. )

We've seen some pretty terrible Rons in the almost two and a half years I've been doing these reviews. Dark Secrets gave us Ron the Death Eater in a very literal sense, who also abused Jaiden because he somehow thought that was the best way to keep her on his side. Betrayed Revenge gave us the previous Ron as a vengeful spirit given life by ( Read more... )

Chapter 3 appears to have been phoned in, possibly on Enoby's black mobile. There's no cod psychoanalysis or overwrought drama, just incredibly bland descriptions of the Hogwarts student body rocking out to Hermione's next musical number. Which song, I hear you ask?
( I think Tara Gilesbie co-authored this bit )

The one upside to this chapter having no description at all is that it's the only way the author is ever going to keep the POV consistent.

( Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 4 )

I'm back, and ready to take on anything. Well, almost anything.

( Even Hogwarts Too Exposed. )