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szaleniec1000

Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 17

Apr 06, 2013 01:50

This chapter is entitled "From Frying Pan to Fire", but should really be "From Pseudo-Crisis to Other Pseudo-Crisis" considering that it's basically bookended by the fuckers.

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fly_buggy_fly April 6 2013, 02:51:54 UTC

"I would have preferred the bastard fell on his face," Harry said, as he picked a hat off a near by counter and successfully scored a ringer.

... did what? I'm not even joking here; I've no idea what he's supposed to have done.

I believe that it's supposed to be like ring toss...With the hat as the ring and the bad guy's erect cock as the hook? Like, Harry tosses the hat to cover up his boner and of course gets a perfect score.

szaleniec1000 April 6 2013, 03:04:38 UTC

Ah, I see. Of course, now I'm wondering whether it'd make sense for a guy who's been Body-Bound to retain his boner. Hogwarts Exposed means being grateful you're asking yourself questions like these with all the other things it could be making you ask yourself instead. ETA: though Harry Potter throwing a hat over a naked paralysed guy's erect nob does rather detract from the intended drama of the scene. Gives "I put on my robe and wizard hat" a whole new meaning.

sickbritkid2 April 6 2013, 06:15:02 UTC

She's the most oblivious person who's supposed to be hyperempathic I've ever seen.

You could say she has served her purpose: Give Hermione some insipid Mother-Daughter dynamic as well as the mental image of a twelve-year intimately rubbing a grown woman's body while both are nude.

At this point, you could say that Neil's now cast Caitlin aside, much like he's going to do to Jamie later on in favor of Emily. Just another one of the many things that make this fanfic series more reprehensible than an Anita Sarkeesian video...

sickbritkid2 April 6 2013, 06:16:39 UTC

Having them run into them on the way out of the Great Hall would perhaps be a little contrived, but at least they wouldn't be floating around the FPODD again.

I'm now imagining them scurrying about the subspace void that Yami, Jaden, and Yusei were dropped into at the end of the Bonds Beyond Time abridged movie...

"What the hell is wrong with their...everything!?"

We don't get any sense of what they're doing either, which gives the impression that they're just wandering around aimlessly waiting to emit their dialogue when the player clicks on them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmDEXBJqeLA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piD_mLWrEe0

sickbritkid2 April 6 2013, 06:20:46 UTC

Without a word he dashed off in the direction of the main door and the crotchety caretaker.

*eye twitch*

...ugh. *nosebleed*

sickbritkid2 April 6 2013, 06:23:33 UTC

"I was afraid I'd lose her friendship," Jamie said tearfully.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL__XjZyThs