50 Reasons to Have Sex Masterpost
In one of the episodes of How I Met Your Mother the character create a list of 50 reasons to have sex. So I’ve written a fic for every reason. The fics are mostly slash and are from several different fandoms including (but not limited to) BBC Sherlock, Supernatural, Grimm, and Glee. Most fics stand alone.
Stories by Number
Title: Reason 1: Because You Can’t Get To Sleep
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Length: 201 words
Rating: PG
Warning: Minor violence
Summary: Sherlock can’t sleep. John helps him out.
Title: Reason 2: Make-up Sex
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Spoilers: Episode 2.3 and The Adventure of the Empty House by Arthur Conan Doyle
( I set up the mystery but don’t give away the ending)
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Length: 600 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Minor violence, references to sex
Summary: Sherlock returns from the dead and John snogs him.
Title: Reason 3:Break-Up Sex
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes 2009 movie
Spoilers: First movie (a little)
Pairing: Holmes/Watson
Length: 454 words
Rating: R
Warning: Minor violence, a bit dark, angst, some sex
Summary: Watson has sex with Sherlock for one last time before proposing to Mary.
Title: Reason 4: Your Friend Told You About a New Position
Fandom: Glee
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Length: 288 words
Rating: R
Warning: References to kinky sex
Summary: Kurt gets an interesting e-mail from Puck.
Title: Reason 5: Revenge
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Spoilers: spoilers for episodes 1.3 This might give away who Moriarty is.
Pairing: Jim/various OCs
Length: 242 words
Rating: R
Warning: sex, public sex, sex as revenge
Summary: Jim gets his revenge on someone who's betrayed him by fucking his family.
Title: Reason 6: Rebound
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Spoilers: very small 2.1 spoiler
Pairing: Lestrade/Mycroft
Length: 488 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Minor violence, references to sex, references to drunkenness, cannon infidelity
Summary: Lestrade gets back on the horse after finally divorcing his wife… and by horse I mean Mycroft's cock.
Title: Reason 7: Paratrooping/Bangin' for roof
Fandom: Merlin
Spoilers: episode 3.12- Gwaine
Pairing: Gwaine/Merlin- if only in Gwaine's mind
Length: 208 words
Rating: PG
Warning: Minor violence, vague sex references
Summary: Gwaine tries to get in Merlin's bed and he succeeds, sort of.
Title: Reason 8: Nothing good on TV
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Length: 100 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: references to sex
Summary: ohn just wants to watch television but Sherlock wants something else. ;)
Title: Reason 9: Because You’re in a Hotel
Fandom: Glee
Spoilers: 3x19 Prom-asaurus
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Length: 303 words
Rating: R
Warning: Sex
Summary: urt proves that he loves Blaine’s hair with or without gel (by having sex with him in a hotel room.
Title: Reason 10: Curiosity
Fandom: Merlin
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Length: 200 words
Rating: G
Warning: inor violence
Summary: In this chapter Gwaine makes some wild claims about sex with a wizard and Arthur decides to put them to the test.
Title: Reason 11: It’s Raining
Fandom: Grimm
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Nick/Monroe established relationship
Length: 265 words
Rating: PG
Warning: Small Reference to Sex
Summary: Monroe hates going out in the rain because he always ends up smelling like wet dog so Nick thinks of an indoor activity that will keep them busy.
Title: Reason 12: It’s halftime
Fandom: Supernatural
Spoilers: Season 5 finale (a little)
Pairing: Dean/Cas
Length: 633 words
Rating: R
Warning: oral sex, dirty talk
Summary: Jo finds out just what Dean and Cas do during halftime.
Title: Reason 13: Diet/Exercise
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Spoilers:None
Pairing: Lestrade/Mycroft
Length: 754 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: deals with issues of weight, references to sex
Summary: Lestrade proves that sex is a more fun weight loss technique than going to the gym.
Title: Reason 14: Celebrate Recent Weight Loss
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Mycroft/Lestrade
Length: 43 words on a picture
Rating: PG
Warning: None
Summary: Mycroft celebrates his weight loss as a Mastercard commercial. This is a picture not a story.
Title: Reason 15: You finally get the chance to show your childhood bed some action
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Lestrade/Mycroft
Length: 463 words
Rating: G
Warning: None
Summary: Lestrade finds out that Mycroft had a bit of a lonely childhood and attempts to make up for it (with sex).
Title: Reason 16: Prom Night
Fandom: Supernatual
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Length: 478 words
Rating: PG
Warning: Minor violence, mentions of sex
Summary: Cas finds out that Dean didn’t go to prom and tries to make it up to him.
Title: Reason 17: You're already at their place and don't want to have to move your car
Fandom: Merlin
Spoilers:None
Pairing: Merlin /Gwaine (friends with benefits), Arthur/Merlin unrequited
Length: 309 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Mentions of sex, a few bad words
Summary: G.waine has sex with Merlin and Arthur is jealous.
Title: Reason 18: Show of New Lingerie
Fandom: Supernatural
Spoilers: vague season 5
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Length: 297 words
Rating: PG
Warning: sexual references
Summary: Castiel goes shopping with Gabriel and picks out something Dean is going to enjoy.
Title: Reason 19: Celebrate major victory by favorite team and/or political candidate
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Mycroft/Lestrade and John/Sherlock
Length: 724 words
Rating: PG
Warning: references to sex, mentions of violence, drunkenness
Summary: Mycroft and Lestrade both celebrate their victories with sex.
Title: Reason 20: Your chance to do it in a specific location (ex: airplane, Burger King bathroom)
Fandom: Torchwood
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Length: 496 words
Rating: PG
Warning: references to sex
Summary: Ianto finds a spaceship and has sex with Jack inside it.
Title: Reason 21: To prove we're not in a rut
Fandom: Glee
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Length: 433 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: sexual references
Summary: College keeps Kurt and Blaine pretty busy but Kurt will make sure their sex life doesn’t suffer.
Title: Reason 22: Stress Relief
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Spoilers: None
Pairing: moriatry/moran
Length: 331 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: sex references, violence, insanity, general moriarty-ness
Summary: Moriarty needs Moran to relieve his boredom… with his penis.
Title: Reason 23: Just Shaved Legs
Fandom: Merlin
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Length: 318 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Shaving kink, sexual references
Summary: Arthur finds out that Merlin shaves his legs and realizes that he likes it.
Title: Reason 24: Forgot to buy a birthday present
Fandom: Grimm
Spoilers: None. I wrote this before the new season started so any similarity is purely coincidental.
Pairing: Nick/Monroe
Length: 869 words
Rating: PG
Warning: References to sex
Summary: Nick didn’t know it was his boyfriend’s birthday and feels guilty.
Title: Reason 25: "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye is playing on the radio
Fandom: Glee
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Length: 256 words
Rating: PG
Warning: sexual references, kissing, implied sex
Summary: Kurt walks in to Blaine dancing to “Lets Get It On” by Marvin Gaye so they do.
Title: Reason 26: Celebrating the joy of life after a near-death experience
Fandom: Grimm
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Nick/Monroe
Length: 283 words
Rating: PG<
Warning: references to violence, implied sex
Summary: Nick and Monroe nearly die which makes Monroe realize how much it would suck if Nick died before Monroe confessed his attraction.
Title: Reason 27: Your One Chance With a Celebrity
Fandom: Glee
Spoilers: If you know who Blaine is then you're good.
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Length: 375 words
Rating: R
Warning: References to sex, booze, drinks with sexy names
Summery: Blaine runs across famous!Kurt in a bar and they hit it off.
Title: Reason 28: Time an egg
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Length: 100 words
Rating: PG
Warning: References to sex
Summary: Sherlock wants to do an experiment involving eggs and sex.
Title: Reason 29: To avoid cleaning, studying, or doing work of any kind
Fandom: White Collar
Spoilers: None
Pairing: established Neal/Peter
Length: 386 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: References to sex and oral sex
Summary: Neal tries to distract Peter from work.
Title: Reason 30: She(rlock) wants to
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (2009 Movie)
Spoilers: 2009 movie
Pairing: Holmes/Watson
Length: 349 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: bondage, hand job, implied sex
Summary: There isn’t a key under the pillow this time.
Title: Reason 31: It's cold outside
Fandom: Merlin
Spoilers:None
Pairing: Merlin /Arthur established
Length: 686 words
Rating: R
Warning: Sex
Summary: It’s too cold to leave the inn so Merlin and Arthur find another way to occupy themselves.
Title: Reason 32: Cheer Someone Up (Pity)
Fandom: White Collar
Spoilers: Episode 4.3 Diminishing Returns
Pairing: Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke
Length: 577 words
Rating: R
Warning: Sex, semi-public sex
Summary: Neal cheers Peter up about his predicament.
Title: Reason 33: Keeping up with the Neighbors
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Lestrade/Mycroft and John/Sherlock
Length: 213 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Sexual references
Summary: John and Sherlock hear Mycroft and Lestrade having sex next door so they decide to have sex themselves. That’ll show ‘em. This is a companion to Reason 15. Click the link to read reason 15 first.
Title: Reason 34: Your Roommate Is Out of Town And You can Do It On the Couch
Fandom: Glee
Spoilers :None
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Length: 509 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: mentions of sex, getting caught
Summary: Rachel is gone for the weekend and Blaine and Kurt take advantage.
Title: Reason 35: Some very protected sex to celebrate the fact that I'm not/we're not/you're not pregnant
Fandom: Supernatural
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Dean/Cas
Length: 322words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: implied sex, pregnancy scare
Summary: Dean and Cas have a pregnancy scare.
Title: Reason 36: Practice
Fandom: Supernatural
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Length: 459 words
Rating: R
Warning: Sex, bad sex
Summary: Dean and Cas suck at gay sex so they keep practicing until they get better.
Title: Reason 37: They have air-conditioning and you don't
Fandom: Grimm
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Nick/Monroe
Length: 250 words
Rating: PG
Warning: implications of sex
Summary: Portland is experiencing a heat wave and Nick’s power is out so he goes to visit his boyfriend who has air conditioning.
Title: Reason 38: because he/she is from one of the countries you haven't had sex with a person from yet
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Spoilers: 2.03
Pairing: John/Surprise
Length: 288 words
Rating: PG
Warning: implied sex
Summary: Three continents Watson’ tries to finish out the other continents.
Title: Reason 39: "Damn, your calves look good in those cargo shorts" sex
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Lestrade /Mycroft
Length: 365 words
Rating: PG
Warning: implications of sex, brief mention of body issues
Summary: Mycroft hates wearing shorts but when he finally wears them Lestrade is gob smacked by how good he looks.
Title: Reason 40: Called/texted the wrong person but she was into it anyway
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Spoilers: None
Pairing: John/Surprise
Length: 645 words
Rating: PG
Warning: implications of sex, drunkenness, implied drunken sex
Summary: John attempts to text Sherlock him feelings but things don’t go as planned.
Title: Reason 41: Because she looks like your superhot cousin step-brother and this is the closest it'll ever get to being okay
Fandom: Glee
Spoilers: None
Pairing: past Kurt/Blaine (break-up), one sided Kurt/Finn, Kurt/not!Finn
Length: 650 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: crush on step-family, psudo-incest, implications of sex, masturbation, Klaine break-up
Summary: Kurt’s crush on Finn resurfaces.
Title: Reason 42: Breaking in a new apartment
Fandom: Supernatural
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Dean/Cas
Length: 561 words
Rating: PG\
Warning: Angel pregnancy (sort of m-preg but the vessel isn’t pregnant only Cas’ true form is)
Summary: Dean decides to settle down because of the baby. This is in the same Universe as Reason 35
Title: Reason 43: Because he said he loves you and you're not ready to say it back yet
Fandom: Grimm
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Monroe/Nick
Length: 946 words
Rating: PG
Warning: minor sexual references
Summary: Monroe tells Nick he love him but Nick is nervous about saying it back.
Title: Reason 44: Wingman Diving on the Friend Grenade
(Part 1) (PART 2)
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Spoilers: Episode 1.1 (but seriously if you haven’t seen 1.1 what are you doing reading fanfiction)
Pairing: Sherlock/John ; Mycroft/Lestrade
Rating: PG-13
Warning: slash, sex, vague impression of abuse
Summary: Sherlock plays his brother’s wingman and meets an interesting ex-soldier.
Title: Reason 45: Your Condoms Are About to Expire
Fandom: Grimm
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Nick/Monroe
Length: 355 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: implications of sex
Summary: Nick and Monroe realize that their condoms are about to expire. They have a dozen left and they don’t want to let them go to waste. ;)
Title: Reason 46: It’s getting a little hard
Fandom: White Collar
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Neal/Peter; implied Neal/Peter/El
Length: 644 words
Rating: R
Warning: hand job, blow job, implied kinky sex, implied spankings, implied punishment
Summary: During an FBI briefing, Neal’s daydreams about his relationship with the Burkes cause little!Neal to get excited. Peter helps him out.
Title: Reason 47: Miscommunication (Cheetos sex)
Fandom: Merlin (BBC)
Spoilers:None
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Length: 100 words
Rating: PG
Warning: implied sex
Summary: Merlin can’t believe that Arthur got him Cheetos for their anniversary.
Title: Reason 48: To reinforce good behavior (such as shaving & dental hygiene) #1
Fandom: Merlin (BBC)
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Length: 100 words
Rating: PG
Warning: Manipulation using sex (but in a fun way not an angsty way)
Summary: Merlin reveals how he got Arthur to do the dishes.
Title: Reason 48: To reinforce good behavior (such as shaving & dental hygiene) #2
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Length: 655 words
Rating: R
Warning: Blowjob, sex as a reward, a little D/s-ish
Summary: John rewards Sherlock's at good behavior with a blowjob.
Title: Reason 49: To Change the Subject
Fandom: White Collar
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Neal/Peter
Length: 747 words
Rating: R
Warning: sexual references
Summary: Neal uses sex to distracts Peter from something naughty that he's done.
Title: Reason 50: Love <3
Fandom: Supernatural
Spoilers: Vague season 4 spoilers
Pairing: Dean/ Castiel
Length: 688 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: vague references to sex, references to hookers and drinking, nothing worse than you've seen in the show
Summary: In this chapter it takes an outside party to make Dean and Castiel realize that they love each other. Smoopy.
Stories by Number
BBC Sherlock
Title: Reason 1: Because You Can’t Get To Sleep
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Length: 201 words
Rating: PG
Warning: Minor violence
Summary: Sherlock can’t sleep. John helps him out.
Title: Reason 2: Make-up Sex
Spoilers: Episode 2.3 and The Adventure of the Empty House by Arthur Conan Doyle
( I set up the mystery but don’t give away the ending)
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Length: 600 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Minor violence, references to sex
Summary: Sherlock returns from the dead and John snogs him.
Title: Reason 5: Revenge
Spoilers: spoilers for episodes 1.3 This might give away who Moriarty is.
Pairing: Jim/various OCs
Length: 242 words
Rating: R
Warning: sex, public sex, sex as revenge
Summary: Jim gets his revenge on someone who’s betrayed him by fucking his family.
Title: Reason 6: Rebound
Spoilers: very small 2.1 spoiler
Pairing: Lestrade/Mycroft
Length: 488 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Minor violence, references to sex, references to drunkenness, cannon infidelity
Summary: Lestrade gets back on the horse after finally divorcing his wife… and by horse I mean Mycroft's cock
Title: Reason 8: Nothing good on TV
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Length: 100 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: references to sex
Summary: John just wants to watch television but Sherlock wants something else. ;)
Title: Reason 13: Diet/Exercise
Spoilers:None
Pairing: Lestrade/Mycroft
Length: 754 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: deals with issues of weight, references to sex
Summary: Lestrade proves that sex is a more fun weight loss technique than going to the gym.
Title: Reason 14: Celebrate Recent Weight Loss
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Mycroft/Lestrade
Length: 43 words on a picture
Rating: PG
Warning: None
Summary: Mycroft celebrates his weight loss as a Mastercard commercial. This is a picture not a story.
Title: Reason 15: You finally get the chance to show your childhood bed some action
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Lestrade/Mycroft
Length: 463 words
Rating: G
Warning: None
Summary: Lestrade finds out that Mycroft had a bit of a lonely childhood and attempts to make up for it (with sex).
Title: Reason 19: Celebrate major victory by favorite team and/or political candidate
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Mycroft/Lestrade and John/Sherlock
Length: 724 words
Rating: PG
Warning: references to sex, mentions of violence, drunkenness
Summary: Mycroft and Lestrade both celebrate their victories with sex.
Title: Reason 22: Stress Relief
Spoilers: None
Pairing: moriatry/moran
Length: 331 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: sex references, violence, insanity, general moriarty-ness
Summary: Moriarty needs Moran to relieve his boredom… with his penis.
Title: Reason 28: Time an egg
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Length: 100 words
Rating: PG
Warning: References to sex
Summary: Sherlock wants to do an experiment involving eggs and sex.
Title: Reason 33: Keeping up with the Neighbors
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Lestrade/Mycroft and John/Sherlock
Length: 213 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Sexual references
Summary: John and Sherlock hear Mycroft and Lestrade having sex next door so they decide to have sex themselves. That’ll show ‘em. This is a companion to Reason 15. Click the link to read reason 15 first.
Title: Reason 38: because he/she is from one of the countries you haven't had sex with a person from yet
Spoilers: 2.03
Pairing: John/Surprise
Length: 288 words
Rating: PG
Warning: implied sex
Summary: Three continents Watson’ tries to finish out the other continents.
Title: Reason 39: "Damn, your calves look good in those cargo shorts" sex
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Lestrade /Mycroft
Length: 365 words
Rating: PG
Warning: implications of sex, brief mention of body issues
Summary: Mycroft hates wearing shorts but when he finally wears them Lestrade is gob smacked by how good he looks.
Title: Reason 40: Called/texted the wrong person but she was into it anyway
Spoilers: None
Pairing: John/Surprise
Length: 645 words
Rating: PG
Warning: implications of sex, drunkenness, implied drunken sex
Summary: John attempts to text Sherlock him feelings but things don’t go as planned.
Title: Reason 44: Wingman Diving on the Friend Grenade
(Part 1) (PART 2)
Spoilers: Episode 1.1 (but seriously if you haven’t seen 1.1 what are you doing reading fanfiction)
Pairing: Sherlock/John ; Mycroft/Lestrade
Rating: PG-13
Warning: slash, sex, vague impression of abuse
Summary: Sherlock plays his brother’s wingman and meets an interesting ex-soldier.
Title: Reason 48: To reinforce good behavior (such as shaving & dental hygiene) #2
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Length: 655 words
Rating: R
Warning: Blowjob, sex as a reward, a little D/s-ish
Summary: John rewards Sherlock's at good behavior with a blowjob.
Glee
Title: Reason 4: Your Friend Told You About a New Position
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Length: 288 words
Rating: R
Warning: References to kinky sex
Summary: Kurt gets an interesting e-mail from Puck.
Title: Reason 9: Because You're in a Hotel
Spoilers: 3x19 Prom-asaurus
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Length: 303 words
Rating: R
Warning: Sex
Summary: Kurt proves that he loves Blaine's hair with or without gel (by having sex with him in a hotel room.
Title: Reason 21: To prove we're not in a rut
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Length: 433 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: sexual references
Summary: College keeps Kurt and Blaine pretty busy but Kurt will make sure their sex life doesn’t suffer.
Title: Reason 25: "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye is playing on the radio
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Length: 256 words
Rating: PG
Warning: sexual references, kissing, implied sex
Summary: Kurt walks in to Blaine dancing to “Lets Get It On” by Marvin Gaye so they do.
Title: Reason 27: Your One Chance With a Celebrity
Spoilers: If you know who Blaine is then you're good.
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Length: 375 words
Rating: R
Warning: References to sex, booze, drinks with sexy names
Summery: Blaine runs across famous!Kurt in a bar and they hit it off.
Title: Reason 34: Your Roommate Is Out of Town And You can Do It On the Couch
Spoilers :None
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Length: 509 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: mentions of sex, getting caught
Summary: Rachel is gone for the weekend and Blaine and Kurt take advantage.
Title: Reason 41: Because she looks like your superhot cousin step-brother and this is the closest it'll ever get to being okay
Fandom: Glee
Spoilers: None
Pairing: past Kurt/Blaine (break-up), one sided Kurt/Finn, Kurt/not!Finn
Length: 650 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: crush on step-family, psudo-incest, implications of sex, masturbation, Klaine break-up
Summary: Kurt’s crush on Finn resurfaces.
Grimm
Title: Reason 11: It's Raining
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Nick/Monroe established relationship
Length: 265 words
Rating: PG
Warning: Reference to Sex
Summary: Monroe hates going out in the rain because he always ends up smelling like wet dog so Nick thinks of an indoor activity that will keep them busy.
Title: Reason 24: Forgot to buy a birthday present
Spoilers: None. I wrote this before the new season started so any similarity is purely coincidental.
Pairing: Nick/Monroe
Length: 869 words
Rating: PG
Warning: References to sex
Summary: Nick didn’t know it was his boyfriend’s birthday and feels guilty.
Title: Reason 26: Celebrating the joy of life after a near-death experience
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Nick/Monroe
Length: 283 words
Rating: PG<
Warning: references to violence, implied sex
Summary: Nick and Monroe nearly die which makes Monroe realize how much it would suck if Nick died before Monroe confessed his attraction.
Title: Reason 37: They have air-conditioning and you don't
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Nick/Monroe
Length: 250 words
Rating: PG
Warning: implications of sex
Summary: Portland is experiencing a heat wave and Nick’s power is out so he goes to visit his boyfriend who has air conditioning.
Title: Reason 43: Because he said he loves you and you're not ready to say it back yet
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Monroe/Nick
Length: 946 words
Rating: PG
Warning: minor sexual references
Summary: Monroe tells Nick he love him but Nick is nervous about saying it back.
Title: Reason 45: Your Condoms Are About to Expire
Fandom: Grimm
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Nick/Monroe
Length: 355 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: implications of sex
Summary: Nick and Monroe realize that their condoms are about to expire. They have a dozen left and they don’t want to let them go to waste. ;)
Merlin (BBC)
Title: Reason 7: Paratrooping/Bangin’ for roof
Spoilers: episode 3.12- Gwaine
Pairing: Gwaine/Merlin- if only in Gwaine's mind
Length: 208 words
Rating: PG
Warning: Minor violence, vague sex references
Summary: Gwaine tries to get in Merlin’s bed and he succeeds, sort of.
Title: Reason 10: Curiosity
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Length: 200 words
Rating: PG
Warning: Minor violence
Summary: In this chapter Gwaine makes some wild claims about sex with a wizard and Arthur decides to put them to the test.
Title: Reason 17: You're already at their place and don't want to have to move your car
Spoilers:None
Pairing: Merlin /Gwaine (friends with benefits), Arthur/Merlin unrequited
Length: 309 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Mentions of sex, a few bad words
Summary: G.waine has sex with Merlin and Arthur is jealous.
Title: Reason 23: Just Shaved Legs
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Length: 318 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Shaving kink, sexual references
Summary: Arthur finds out that Merlin shaves his legs and realizes that he likes it.
Title: Reason 31: It's cold outside
Spoilers:None
Pairing: Merlin /Arthur established
Length: 686 words
Rating: R
Warning: Sex
Summary: It’s too cold to leave the inn so Merlin and Arthur find another way to occupy themselves.
Title: Reason 47: Miscommunication (Cheetos sex)
Spoilers:None
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Length: 100 words
Rating: PG
Warning: implied sex
Summary: Merlin can’t believe that Arthur got him Cheetos for their anniversary.
Title: Reason 48: To reinforce good behavior (such as shaving & dental hygiene) #1
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Length: 100 words
Rating: PG
Warning: Manipulation using sex (but in a fun way not an angsty way)
Summary: Merlin reveals how he got Arthur to do the dishes.
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Title: Reason 3: Break-Up Sex
Spoilers: First movie (a little)
Pairing: Holmes/Watson
Length: 454 words
Rating: R
Warning: Minor violence, a bit dark, angst, some sex
Summary: Watson has sex with Sherlock for one last time before proposing to Mary
Title: Reason 30: She(rlock) wants to
Spoilers: 2009 movie
Pairing: Holmes/Watson
Length: 349 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: bondage, hand job, implied sex
Summary: There isn’t a key under the pillow this time.
Supernatural
Title: Reason 12: It’s halftime
Spoilers: Season 5 finale (a little)
Pairing: Dean/Cas
Length: 633 words
Rating: R
Warning: oral sex, dirty talk
Summary: Jo finds out just what Dean and Cas do during halftime.
Title: Reason 16: Prom Night
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Length: 478 words
Rating: PG
Warning: Minor violence, mentions of sex
Summary: Cas finds out that Dean didn’t go to prom and tries to make it up to him.
Title: Reason 18: Show of New Lingerie
Spoilers: vague season 5
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Length: 297 words
Rating: PG
Warning: sexual references
Summary: Castiel goes shopping with Gabriel and picks out something Dean is going to enjoy.
Title: Reason 35: Some very protected sex to celebrate the fact that I'm not/we're not/you're not pregnant
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Dean/Cas
Length: 322words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: implied sex, pregnancy scare
Summary: Dean and Cas have a pregnancy scare.
Title: Reason 36: Practice
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Length: 459 words
Rating: R
Warning: Sex, bad sex
Summary: Dean and Cas suck at gay sex so they keep practicing until they get better.
Title: Reason 42: Breaking in a new apartment
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Dean/Cas
Length: 561 words
Rating: PG\
Warning: Angel pregnancy (sort of m-preg but the vessel isn’t pregnant only Cas’ true form is)
Summary: Dean decides to settle down because of the baby. This is in the same Universe as Reason 35
Title: Reason 50: Love <3
Spoilers: Vague season 4 spoilers
Pairing: Dean/ Castiel
Length: 688 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: vague references to sex, references to hookers and drinking, nothing worse than you've seen in the show
Summary: In this chapter it takes an outside party to make Dean and Castiel realize that they love each other. Smoopy.
Torchwood
Title: Reason 20: Your chance to do it in a specific location (ex: airplane, Burger King bathroom)
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Length: 496 words
Rating: PG
Warning: references to sex
Summary: Ianto finds a spaceship and has sex with Jack inside it.
White Collar
Title: Reason 29: To avoid cleaning, studying, or doing work of any kind
Spoilers: None
Pairing: established Neal/Peter
Length: 386 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: References to sex and oral sex
Summary: Neal tries to distract Peter from work.
Title: Reason 32: Cheer Someone Up (Pity)
Spoilers: Episode 4.3 Diminishing Returns
Pairing: Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke
Length: 577 words
Rating: R
Warning: Sex, semi-public sex
Summary: Neal cheers Peter up about his predicament.
Title: Reason 46: It’s getting a little hard
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Neal/Peter; implied Neal/Peter/El
Length: 644 words
Rating: R
Warning: hand job, blow job, implied kinky sex, implied spankings, implied punishment
Summary: During an FBI briefing, Neal’s daydreams about his relationship with the Burkes cause little!Neal to get excited. Peter helps him out.
Title: Reason 49: To Change the Subject
Fandom: White Collar
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Neal/Peter
Length: 747 words
Rating: R
Warning: sexual references
Summary: Neal uses sex to distracts Peter from something naughty that he's done.