50 Reasons to Have Sex-Reason 35: Some very protected sex to celebrate the fact that not pregnant

Sep 06, 2012 00:57

Title: Reason 35: Some very protected sex to celebrate the fact that I'm not/we're not/you're not pregnant
Series: 50 Reasons To Have Sex
Author: mystic7194
Fandom: Supernatural
Spoilers:None
Pairing: Dean/Cas
Length:322words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: implied sex, pregnancy scare
Summary: In one of the episodes of How I Met Your Mother the character create a list of 50 reasons to have sex. So I’ve written a fic for every reason. The fics are mostly slash and are from several different fandoms including (but not limited to) BBC Sherlock, Supernatural, Grimm, and Glee. Most fics stand alone.

In this chapter Dean and Cas have a pregnancy scare.

Masterpost


“What do you mean angels can get pregnant?!” Dean asks half-hysterically.

“Angels are beings of creation,” Castiel explains. “The capacity to create new life is present in all angels.”

“But you’re a guy,” Dean protests. “I should know.

“My true form is neither male nor female,” Castiel responds patiently. “It is merely my vessel that is male.”

“But we only had sex once,” Dean complains. “This is just my luck. We finally give in to the sexual tension and the first thing I do is knock you up. Typical. How do you know for sure that you are pregnant? Is there some sort of angelic pregnancy test that you can take?”

Several hours later Castiel and Dean are standing around a swirling pot of strange goop. Castiel uses the demon hunting knife to make a cut along his palm. 3 drops of the angel’s blood falls into the concoction and disappear.

“What now?” Dean asks.

“We must wait,” Castiel responds.

After several moments of awkward waiting, the mixture begins to bubble and release a green smoke. Dean looks to Cas for an explanation.

“I am not pregnant,” Castiel reveals.

“That’s a relief,” Dean sighs.

Despite Dean’s relief, Castiel looks disappointed and a bit sad. Dean hates when Castiel looks sad. The hunter has the overwhelming urge to kiss the frown from the angel’s face. Dean gives into the urge and pulls Cas into a kiss that quickly turns heated. They’re both well on their way to naked when Dean pulls away.

“Cas, we can’t do this again,” Dean objects.

“Dean,” the hunter’s name comes from the angel’s lips as half pant and half whine. Castiel’s desperation along with the feeling of the angel’s hard cock against Dean’s thigh destroys the hunter’s resolve.

“Fine,” Dean consents. “But I’m getting a condom.” Castiel is too far gone to explain that a human construction of thin rubber won’t stop the power of an angelic pregnancy.

AN: I hope you liked that chapter. Tomorrow should be another Destiel chapter. Yay! Let’s hope I don’t have much homework tomorrow so I can finish it.

pairing: dean/castiel, type: fanfic, fandom: supernatural, rating: pg-13, series:50 reasons to have sex

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