50 Reasons to Have Sex- Reason 33: Keeping up with the Neighbors
Title: Reason 33: Keeping up with the Neighbors
Series: 50 Reasons To Have Sex
Author: mystic7194
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Spoilers:None
Pairing: Lestrade/Mycroft and John/Sherlock
Length:213 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Sexual references
Summary: In one of the episodes of How I Met Your Mother the character create a list of 50 reasons to have sex. So I’ve written a fic for every reason. The fics are mostly slash and are from several different fandoms including (but not limited to) BBC Sherlock, Supernatural, Grimm, and Glee. Most fics stand alone.
In this chapter John and Sherlock hear Mycroft and Lestrade having sex next door so they decide to have sex themselves. That’ll show ‘em.
This is a companion to Reason 15. Click the link to read reason 15 first.
Masterpost
Meanwhile in another childhood bedroom next door...
“They’re having sex,” Sherlock Holmes suddenly declares in a disapproving tone.
“Excuse me?” John Watson looks up from his e-mail. He’s sitting at a small desk in the childhood bedroom of the younger Holmes brother. It looks exactly as John would have expected right down to the holes burned into the carpet. There's a shelf full of true crime novels and obsucure volumes about mold spores and the creation of chalk. Along one wall there's a map of london covered in push pins and sticky notes. There's a mini-fridge in one corner of the room but it's empty. John suspects that at one point it was filled with Sherlock's experiments but since then Mummy's cleaned it out.
“They- are- having- sex,” Sherlock declares emphasizing each word as if John is an idiot.
“Who’s having sex, Sherlock?” John questions.
“Mycroft and Lestrade” Sherlock states as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
John shouldn’t be surprised. He had known that something was going on when Mycroft has revealed that he’s be bringing Greg to Christmas dinner at the Holmes estate but the couple’s sex life wasn’t something that John had thought about.
“What’s your point?” John asks.
“My point,” Sherlock spits out. “Is that my dear brother and our favorite detective inspector…
“Are you jealous?” John says cutting off Sherlock’s rant.
“Jealous?” Sherlock replies. “No of course I’m not jealous. Why would I be jealous?
“Because we can have sex as well if you’d like,” John offers casually. “That would show them.”
“Brilliant,” Sherlock pushes John down onto his own childhood bed and that is exactly what they do.
AN: Please leave me a review.
Edited: More description of Sherlock's room added.
Series: 50 Reasons To Have Sex
Author: mystic7194
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Spoilers:None
Pairing: Lestrade/Mycroft and John/Sherlock
Length:213 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Sexual references
Summary: In one of the episodes of How I Met Your Mother the character create a list of 50 reasons to have sex. So I’ve written a fic for every reason. The fics are mostly slash and are from several different fandoms including (but not limited to) BBC Sherlock, Supernatural, Grimm, and Glee. Most fics stand alone.
In this chapter John and Sherlock hear Mycroft and Lestrade having sex next door so they decide to have sex themselves. That’ll show ‘em.
This is a companion to Reason 15. Click the link to read reason 15 first.
Masterpost
Meanwhile in another childhood bedroom next door...
“They’re having sex,” Sherlock Holmes suddenly declares in a disapproving tone.
“Excuse me?” John Watson looks up from his e-mail. He’s sitting at a small desk in the childhood bedroom of the younger Holmes brother. It looks exactly as John would have expected right down to the holes burned into the carpet. There's a shelf full of true crime novels and obsucure volumes about mold spores and the creation of chalk. Along one wall there's a map of london covered in push pins and sticky notes. There's a mini-fridge in one corner of the room but it's empty. John suspects that at one point it was filled with Sherlock's experiments but since then Mummy's cleaned it out.
“They- are- having- sex,” Sherlock declares emphasizing each word as if John is an idiot.
“Who’s having sex, Sherlock?” John questions.
“Mycroft and Lestrade” Sherlock states as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
John shouldn’t be surprised. He had known that something was going on when Mycroft has revealed that he’s be bringing Greg to Christmas dinner at the Holmes estate but the couple’s sex life wasn’t something that John had thought about.
“What’s your point?” John asks.
“My point,” Sherlock spits out. “Is that my dear brother and our favorite detective inspector…
“Are you jealous?” John says cutting off Sherlock’s rant.
“Jealous?” Sherlock replies. “No of course I’m not jealous. Why would I be jealous?
“Because we can have sex as well if you’d like,” John offers casually. “That would show them.”
“Brilliant,” Sherlock pushes John down onto his own childhood bed and that is exactly what they do.
AN: Please leave me a review.
Edited: More description of Sherlock's room added.