50 Reasons to Have Sex- Reason 41: he looks like your superhot step-brother
Title: Reason 41: Because she looks like your superhot cousin step-brother and this is the closest it'll ever get to being okay
Series: 50 Reasons To Have Sex
Author: mystic7194
Fandom: Glee
Spoilers:None
Pairing: past Kurt/Blaine (break-up), one sided Kurt/Finn, Kurt/not!Finn
Length: 650 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: crush on step-family, psudo-incest, implications of sex, masturbation, Klaine break-up
Summary: In one of the episodes of How I Met Your Mother the character create a list of 50 reasons to have sex. So I’ve written a fic for every reason. The fics are mostly slash and are from several different fandoms including (but not limited to) BBC Sherlock, Supernatural, Grimm, and Glee. Most fics stand alone.
In this chapter Kurt’s crush on Finn resurfaces.
Masterpost
It’s basically Blaine’s fault. After Kurt moves to New York they try to do the long distance thing. They really do try. At first it’s ok but then Kurt gets so busy at his new job that he barely has time to breath. Blaine has glee club, school, and a part time job. Suddenly Skype sessions go from daily to every couple of days to once a week. It shouldn’t blindside Kurt as much as it does when Blaine tells Kurt that he can’t handle the distance. He shouldn’t be surprised but he’s devastated.
He cries his eyes out that night and is on autopilot, barely there mentally, when he goes in to work the next day.
Unexpectedly Finn’s the one who helps him get through it. Finn takes a couple of days off and comes to New York to stay with him. Kurt plays good host and shows Finn the sites. He bakes cookies and they talk. Finn let’s Kurt cry on his shoulder. It really helps.
His apartment is tiny with a couch so small that if Finn tried to sleep on it nearly as much of him would be off it as on it. So while Finn stays with him they share a bed. It shouldn’t be a big deal. They’re brothers.
The last full day that Finn is staying in Kurt’s apartment is a Sunday. Kurt doesn’t have to go into work and Finn won’t be leaving until tomorrow so Kurt decides to let them sleep in.
It’s still early when morning sunlight rolls in and nudges Kurt wake. Kurt tries to hide from the light in the chest of the man lying next to him. His still mostly asleep mind beings to admire the body he’s pressed so close to. It smells good, manly without being dirty. It’s strong too. Lots of lean muscles that he’s love to feel wrapped around him. Love to feel it holding him down as they…
Realization of just who that body he’s fantasizing about belongs to brings his mind to a screeching halt. Oh shit. He’s been thinking about Finn. His brother. ‘Step-brother’ a traitorous part of his mind supplies. That doesn’t make it better. Finn’s his straight brother. He can’t think about him like that. He forbids his mind to think about Finn like that.
Kurt realizes later that he’s an idiot if he actually though that was going to work. He comes to that realization when he finds Finn in his kitchen making breakfast in his boxers. His eye’s roam Finn’s body before he can stop them. When they sit down to eat Kurt spends more time staring at Finn’s chest than his face. He barely hears anything Finn says because he’s so distracted.
He hopes that everything will go back to normal when Finn leaves but he’s wrong. It’s about a week later and Kurt is lying in bed trying to “take care of himself”. Masturbate is a word Kurt isn’t comfortable using even in his own head. He’s been picturing that beefy blond who plays Thor as he strokes himself. He pretends it’s the other man’s hand rather than his own but it’s not enough. He’s close but can’t come. Then, Chris Hemsworth suddenly becomes Finn and he’s coming so hard he sees stars. That’s when he realizes how deep this is.
A few months Kurt is at a gay bar with some of his friends from work. He looks across the room and his eye catches on Finn seated at a small table with a few friends. A second look makes him realize it isn’t Finn but the resemblance is remarkable. One of his friends catches him staring and sends not!Finn a drink saying it’s from Kurt. After a bit of drinking and chatting not!Finn invites Kurt to his apartment. Kurt accepts.
Hopefully he can get these feelings for Finn out of his system.
AN: I my head this ends with Kurt and not!Finn becoming boyfriends then Kurt brings not!Finn home to Ohio. Brittany goes ‘why are there two Finns’ which leads to everyone realizing that Kurt’s BF is a Finn Clone. I’m not going to write that story because it would end sadly (with Kurt breaking up with not!Finn and still not getting Finn or settleing with not!Finn despite not loving him). The happy endings (Kurt suddenly falling in love with not!Finn or Finn falling in love with Kurt just don't seem realistic to me. If any of you want to run with it go ahead just send me the link because I’d like to know what you come up with.
Please leave me a review because they make me smile.
Series: 50 Reasons To Have Sex
Author: mystic7194
Fandom: Glee
Spoilers:None
Pairing: past Kurt/Blaine (break-up), one sided Kurt/Finn, Kurt/not!Finn
Length: 650 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: crush on step-family, psudo-incest, implications of sex, masturbation, Klaine break-up
Summary: In one of the episodes of How I Met Your Mother the character create a list of 50 reasons to have sex. So I’ve written a fic for every reason. The fics are mostly slash and are from several different fandoms including (but not limited to) BBC Sherlock, Supernatural, Grimm, and Glee. Most fics stand alone.
In this chapter Kurt’s crush on Finn resurfaces.
Masterpost
It’s basically Blaine’s fault. After Kurt moves to New York they try to do the long distance thing. They really do try. At first it’s ok but then Kurt gets so busy at his new job that he barely has time to breath. Blaine has glee club, school, and a part time job. Suddenly Skype sessions go from daily to every couple of days to once a week. It shouldn’t blindside Kurt as much as it does when Blaine tells Kurt that he can’t handle the distance. He shouldn’t be surprised but he’s devastated.
He cries his eyes out that night and is on autopilot, barely there mentally, when he goes in to work the next day.
Unexpectedly Finn’s the one who helps him get through it. Finn takes a couple of days off and comes to New York to stay with him. Kurt plays good host and shows Finn the sites. He bakes cookies and they talk. Finn let’s Kurt cry on his shoulder. It really helps.
His apartment is tiny with a couch so small that if Finn tried to sleep on it nearly as much of him would be off it as on it. So while Finn stays with him they share a bed. It shouldn’t be a big deal. They’re brothers.
The last full day that Finn is staying in Kurt’s apartment is a Sunday. Kurt doesn’t have to go into work and Finn won’t be leaving until tomorrow so Kurt decides to let them sleep in.
It’s still early when morning sunlight rolls in and nudges Kurt wake. Kurt tries to hide from the light in the chest of the man lying next to him. His still mostly asleep mind beings to admire the body he’s pressed so close to. It smells good, manly without being dirty. It’s strong too. Lots of lean muscles that he’s love to feel wrapped around him. Love to feel it holding him down as they…
Realization of just who that body he’s fantasizing about belongs to brings his mind to a screeching halt. Oh shit. He’s been thinking about Finn. His brother. ‘Step-brother’ a traitorous part of his mind supplies. That doesn’t make it better. Finn’s his straight brother. He can’t think about him like that. He forbids his mind to think about Finn like that.
Kurt realizes later that he’s an idiot if he actually though that was going to work. He comes to that realization when he finds Finn in his kitchen making breakfast in his boxers. His eye’s roam Finn’s body before he can stop them. When they sit down to eat Kurt spends more time staring at Finn’s chest than his face. He barely hears anything Finn says because he’s so distracted.
He hopes that everything will go back to normal when Finn leaves but he’s wrong. It’s about a week later and Kurt is lying in bed trying to “take care of himself”. Masturbate is a word Kurt isn’t comfortable using even in his own head. He’s been picturing that beefy blond who plays Thor as he strokes himself. He pretends it’s the other man’s hand rather than his own but it’s not enough. He’s close but can’t come. Then, Chris Hemsworth suddenly becomes Finn and he’s coming so hard he sees stars. That’s when he realizes how deep this is.
A few months Kurt is at a gay bar with some of his friends from work. He looks across the room and his eye catches on Finn seated at a small table with a few friends. A second look makes him realize it isn’t Finn but the resemblance is remarkable. One of his friends catches him staring and sends not!Finn a drink saying it’s from Kurt. After a bit of drinking and chatting not!Finn invites Kurt to his apartment. Kurt accepts.
Hopefully he can get these feelings for Finn out of his system.
AN: I my head this ends with Kurt and not!Finn becoming boyfriends then Kurt brings not!Finn home to Ohio. Brittany goes ‘why are there two Finns’ which leads to everyone realizing that Kurt’s BF is a Finn Clone. I’m not going to write that story because it would end sadly (with Kurt breaking up with not!Finn and still not getting Finn or settleing with not!Finn despite not loving him). The happy endings (Kurt suddenly falling in love with not!Finn or Finn falling in love with Kurt just don't seem realistic to me. If any of you want to run with it go ahead just send me the link because I’d like to know what you come up with.
Please leave me a review because they make me smile.