50 Reasons to Have Sex- Reason 36: Practice
Title: Reason 36: Practice
Series: 50 Reasons To Have Sex
Author: mystic7194
Fandom: Supernatural
Spoilers:None
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Length:459 words
Rating: R
Warning: Sex, bad sex
Summary: In one of the episodes of How I Met Your Mother the character create a list of 50 reasons to have sex. So I’ve written a fic for every reason. The fics are mostly slash and are from several different fandoms including (but not limited to) BBC Sherlock, Supernatural, Grimm, and Glee. Most fics stand alone.
In this chapter Dean and Cas suck at gay sex so they keep practicing until they get better.
Masterpost
AN: In this fic Dean is a repressed bisexual and Cas is basically Dean-Sexual.
Dean doesn’t have a lot of experience with gay sex. He’d grown up in a time when openly flirting with other dudes was something that got you beaten up. So, when getting laid he’d decided to stick with women for the sake of convenience. Not that he didn’t bend that rule on occasion. He’d gotten his share of hand jobs from men in poorly lit bars and even a few excellent blowjobs in the men’s room. But no butt stuff. He never met a guy he felt comfortable enough to do butt stuff with.
Until he’d met Cas who was even less experienced than Dean. His knowledge of sex came from their failed trip to the brothel and watching the pizza man. Neither of those were any help when it came to dudes on dudes.
So it shouldn’t be a huge surprise when their first time sucks.
There’s so much build up that by the time they finally give in it’s like a dam breaking. It’s all flailing limbs and frantic movements. They both lean in for a kiss and nearly end up head butting each other. Then, they can’t get their clothes off. There are too many layers. Their fingers won’t work the buttons. The zipper gets stuck. Dean gets frustrated and ends up popping half the buttons off Castiel’s shirt.
They’re both too eager to get to the main event. Cas wants Dean inside him now and Dean is eager to comply. So, Dean ends up rushing it. He doesn’t stretch Cas enough at first and it ends up uncomfortable for both of them. Dean has to remember that Cas is human now so Dean can't treat him like he's still an impervious angel of the lord.
When Dean finally gets settled inside Cas neither of them lasts very long. Castiel isn’t used to the intense sensations and he comes quickly. Watching Cas lose control also sets Dean off. It’s over too fast to be truly satisfying for either of them.
Dean is embarrassed. He liked to think of himself as good at sex if not a sex god. His performance with Cas was far from godly. He has trouble meeting Castiel’s eyes the next time they see each other. He’s sure that he’s ruined his only chance with the ex-angel.
So Dean is surprised when Cas finds him alone in his hotel room that night. Cas interrupts him mid-sentence with a kiss. The kiss becomes heated and Cas starts to remove Dean’s clothes. Dean pulls away.
“Do you really want to try that again?” Dean asks. “It sucked last time.”
“I am told,” Castiel responds. “That practice makes perfect. We just require practice.”
“Oh definitely,” Dean agrees. “We can practice every day. Let’s start now.”
AN: This took me way too long to write. I didn’t post for the last two days because of school so I’m two chapters behind. I’ll try to catch up in the next couple days.
Series: 50 Reasons To Have Sex
Author: mystic7194
Fandom: Supernatural
Spoilers:None
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Length:459 words
Rating: R
Warning: Sex, bad sex
Summary: In one of the episodes of How I Met Your Mother the character create a list of 50 reasons to have sex. So I’ve written a fic for every reason. The fics are mostly slash and are from several different fandoms including (but not limited to) BBC Sherlock, Supernatural, Grimm, and Glee. Most fics stand alone.
In this chapter Dean and Cas suck at gay sex so they keep practicing until they get better.
Masterpost
AN: In this fic Dean is a repressed bisexual and Cas is basically Dean-Sexual.
Dean doesn’t have a lot of experience with gay sex. He’d grown up in a time when openly flirting with other dudes was something that got you beaten up. So, when getting laid he’d decided to stick with women for the sake of convenience. Not that he didn’t bend that rule on occasion. He’d gotten his share of hand jobs from men in poorly lit bars and even a few excellent blowjobs in the men’s room. But no butt stuff. He never met a guy he felt comfortable enough to do butt stuff with.
Until he’d met Cas who was even less experienced than Dean. His knowledge of sex came from their failed trip to the brothel and watching the pizza man. Neither of those were any help when it came to dudes on dudes.
So it shouldn’t be a huge surprise when their first time sucks.
There’s so much build up that by the time they finally give in it’s like a dam breaking. It’s all flailing limbs and frantic movements. They both lean in for a kiss and nearly end up head butting each other. Then, they can’t get their clothes off. There are too many layers. Their fingers won’t work the buttons. The zipper gets stuck. Dean gets frustrated and ends up popping half the buttons off Castiel’s shirt.
They’re both too eager to get to the main event. Cas wants Dean inside him now and Dean is eager to comply. So, Dean ends up rushing it. He doesn’t stretch Cas enough at first and it ends up uncomfortable for both of them. Dean has to remember that Cas is human now so Dean can't treat him like he's still an impervious angel of the lord.
When Dean finally gets settled inside Cas neither of them lasts very long. Castiel isn’t used to the intense sensations and he comes quickly. Watching Cas lose control also sets Dean off. It’s over too fast to be truly satisfying for either of them.
Dean is embarrassed. He liked to think of himself as good at sex if not a sex god. His performance with Cas was far from godly. He has trouble meeting Castiel’s eyes the next time they see each other. He’s sure that he’s ruined his only chance with the ex-angel.
So Dean is surprised when Cas finds him alone in his hotel room that night. Cas interrupts him mid-sentence with a kiss. The kiss becomes heated and Cas starts to remove Dean’s clothes. Dean pulls away.
“Do you really want to try that again?” Dean asks. “It sucked last time.”
“I am told,” Castiel responds. “That practice makes perfect. We just require practice.”
“Oh definitely,” Dean agrees. “We can practice every day. Let’s start now.”
AN: This took me way too long to write. I didn’t post for the last two days because of school so I’m two chapters behind. I’ll try to catch up in the next couple days.