50 Reasons to Have Sex- Reason 16: Prom Night
Title: Reason 16: Prom Night
Series: 50 Reasons To Have Sex
Author: mystic7194
Fandom: Supernatual
Spoilers:None
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Length: 478 words
Rating: PG
Warning: Minor violence, mentions of sex
Summary: In one of the episodes of How I Met Your Mother the character create a list of 50 reasons to have sex. So I’ve written a fic for every reason. The fics are mostly slash and are from several different fandoms including (but not limited to) BBC Sherlock, Supernatural, Grimm, and Glee. Most fics stand alone.
In this chapter Cas finds out that Dean didn’t go to prom and tries to make it up to him.
Masterpost
“So this dead prom queen has been attacking anyone else who tries to wear her crown,” Dean summarizes.
“That’s what it looks like,” Sam confirms.
“Wow. Talk about catty.” Sam doesn’t have the chance to respond before the flutter of wings signals Castiel’s arrival. Cas has been living with the Winchester’s since they defeated Lucifer. Cas had planned on returning to heaven but the “I’m glad we’re alive” kiss that Dean had planted on the angel made a pretty convincing case for staying.
“Hey Cas, you better rent a tux because we’re going to prom.”
Although Cas has spent over two years on earth, there’s still a long list of things he doesn’t understand about humanity including reality television, jello, lawn gnomes, and prom. Since Dean was at the school setting up their covers, Sam was left to answer Castiel’s questions.
“Did you attend Prom?” Castiel asks during their discussion.
“Yeah,” Sam responds with a smile at the happy memory. “I saved up money, rented a suit, and spilt a limo with some of my friends. I went with Emily Anderson. I was so nervous about asking her. I could hardly believe she said yes. Dad tried to move us a few days before prom but Dean stood up for me and Dad let me graduate with my friends.”
“Did Dean have a similar experience?” Castiel asks.
“Dean never went to prom,” Sam discloses. “Dad needed help with a hunt so Dean dropped out of high school before his prom. He never complained but I think it bothered him. It was another thing he had to sacrifice for Dad’s crusade against monsters.”
After his conversation with Sam, Castiel disappears for the rest of the night and most of the next day.
Castiel shows up just in time to stop the ghost from putting her perfectly manicured nails through Dean’s chest. They distract her while Sam salts and burns the crown that the former prom queen has attached herself to.
“We should get out of here before a bunch of angry prom queen wannabees notice that their precious crown is gone,” Dean tells Cas.
The only way out is through the crowded ballroom filled with teenage couples slow dancing pressed together a bit too closely under the eyes of disapproving faculty. Dean stops for a moment to watch them.
“Would you like to Dance, Dean?” the angel asks.
“Na,” Dean waves off the offer. “I’m not much of a dancer.”
“Would you like to have sex?” Castiel makes an alternate suggestion. “According to the internet, it is traditional to have sex after attending prom. I have procured a limousine as the website suggested its backseat as a favored location for engaging in sexual activity.”
“Do I want to know where you got a limo?” Dean asks. “No I don’t.” He answers his own question. “Just lead me to it.”
AN: This seems a bit cracky. I hope it came across as funny and a little sweet. Please leave me a review with what you liked and what could be improved.
Series: 50 Reasons To Have Sex
Author: mystic7194
Fandom: Supernatual
Spoilers:None
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Length: 478 words
Rating: PG
Warning: Minor violence, mentions of sex
Summary: In one of the episodes of How I Met Your Mother the character create a list of 50 reasons to have sex. So I’ve written a fic for every reason. The fics are mostly slash and are from several different fandoms including (but not limited to) BBC Sherlock, Supernatural, Grimm, and Glee. Most fics stand alone.
In this chapter Cas finds out that Dean didn’t go to prom and tries to make it up to him.
Masterpost
“So this dead prom queen has been attacking anyone else who tries to wear her crown,” Dean summarizes.
“That’s what it looks like,” Sam confirms.
“Wow. Talk about catty.” Sam doesn’t have the chance to respond before the flutter of wings signals Castiel’s arrival. Cas has been living with the Winchester’s since they defeated Lucifer. Cas had planned on returning to heaven but the “I’m glad we’re alive” kiss that Dean had planted on the angel made a pretty convincing case for staying.
“Hey Cas, you better rent a tux because we’re going to prom.”
Although Cas has spent over two years on earth, there’s still a long list of things he doesn’t understand about humanity including reality television, jello, lawn gnomes, and prom. Since Dean was at the school setting up their covers, Sam was left to answer Castiel’s questions.
“Did you attend Prom?” Castiel asks during their discussion.
“Yeah,” Sam responds with a smile at the happy memory. “I saved up money, rented a suit, and spilt a limo with some of my friends. I went with Emily Anderson. I was so nervous about asking her. I could hardly believe she said yes. Dad tried to move us a few days before prom but Dean stood up for me and Dad let me graduate with my friends.”
“Did Dean have a similar experience?” Castiel asks.
“Dean never went to prom,” Sam discloses. “Dad needed help with a hunt so Dean dropped out of high school before his prom. He never complained but I think it bothered him. It was another thing he had to sacrifice for Dad’s crusade against monsters.”
After his conversation with Sam, Castiel disappears for the rest of the night and most of the next day.
Castiel shows up just in time to stop the ghost from putting her perfectly manicured nails through Dean’s chest. They distract her while Sam salts and burns the crown that the former prom queen has attached herself to.
“We should get out of here before a bunch of angry prom queen wannabees notice that their precious crown is gone,” Dean tells Cas.
The only way out is through the crowded ballroom filled with teenage couples slow dancing pressed together a bit too closely under the eyes of disapproving faculty. Dean stops for a moment to watch them.
“Would you like to Dance, Dean?” the angel asks.
“Na,” Dean waves off the offer. “I’m not much of a dancer.”
“Would you like to have sex?” Castiel makes an alternate suggestion. “According to the internet, it is traditional to have sex after attending prom. I have procured a limousine as the website suggested its backseat as a favored location for engaging in sexual activity.”
“Do I want to know where you got a limo?” Dean asks. “No I don’t.” He answers his own question. “Just lead me to it.”
AN: This seems a bit cracky. I hope it came across as funny and a little sweet. Please leave me a review with what you liked and what could be improved.