Today I took a nap on the floor of a professor's office.

This is some dark initiation rite, isn't it.

I meant to type "but that" and it ended up (because my keyboard is still suffering from the traumatic effects of The Triscuit Incident of 2007) as "butthat" and I, of course, then read it as "butt hat" and wondered is that supposed to be another name for underoos? Or are butt hats a new fashion thing ( Read more... )

Today I accidentally called my dog "Bones." His name is Boomer. FML.

The only excuse I can offer for this besides reading fic all night is that my body has evidently decided that staying up for over 24 hours straight, sleeping for 5 and then staying up again is completely normal. i'm happy because i get so much stuff done that way, but i will ( Read more... )

Went shopping today, intending to buy a purse. The requirements of this hypothetical new purse are thus ( Read more... )

Kaylie: Unf unf unf. fap fap fap.
Muppet: Your unfs sound so unenthusiastic.
Kaylie: They're ironic unfs.

Most often uttered word of the night: "BANAAAANG!!"

I'm about to drive home. Whoooo.

P.S. ROSSITRON. PASS IT ON. (you know it's cool because it rhymes.)

Just FYI, I've changed my LJ style to the Totally Awesome Gay Rocket because 1) my paid account made my style apply to individual entries (as opposed to just "recent entries" and "friends") which I don't like but can't remember how to fix, and 2) it's soooo last year and I've been meaning to change it for months ( Read more... )

So I just slept for 13 hours, and sometime right before I woke up I dreamed that there existed a Nu Who/ Xena; Warrior Princess mini-series crossover, wherein Cpt. Jack Harkness got kicked out of the TARDIS and ended up in ancient Greece-- with lots of Ronald McDonalds walking around, don't ask--actually, do-- where he met XENA and it was pretty ( Read more... )

Vivi. Vivi, I have to ask you a question. When you first heard about the ~Emma stuff, did you believe it? 'Cause I saw it because of the capslock_mcr post and I frankly did not know what the heck was going on. I found out later, and saw the original, and I just, what? WHAT? I've told about three of my RL friends about this already because this kind of crazy ( Read more... )

Sweetbean and Muppet were verra nice and tagged along to the library with their laptops to keep me company as I watched a film for my Chinese Cinema seminar. We watched it twice on fast-forward, then skipped around to some of the better parts to watch them in real time. The movie was actually very enjoyable, but for all the wrong reasons. All ( Read more... )

Ok. So. I took my take-home film theory midterm this morning from 4am to 6am, and did really well, I think. Now I have to finish my "memoranda of understanding" for three books for my Caribbean Lit seminar. An MOU is an informal, 2 page paper which consists of, basically, me explaining how well I understand the work. It can be all summary, some ( Read more... )