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[kayliemalinza]

So I just slept for 13 hours, and sometime right before I woke up I dreamed that there existed a Nu Who/ Xena; Warrior Princess mini-series crossover, wherein Cpt. Jack Harkness got kicked out of the TARDIS and ended up in ancient Greece-- with lots of Ronald McDonalds walking around, don't ask--actually, do-- where he met XENA and it was pretty

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[fatbottomed]

What's with you and Mark Hamill?

I'm not sure what distresses me the most, Luke pulling a blaster from his crotch, or the guinea pigs peeing on things.

I do like the idea of a DW/Xena crossover though.

[kayliemalinza]

I don't know what's with me a Mark Hamill. I don't like him (I'm sure he's a great guy) and I don't find him particularly attractive, so I dunno. In the dream, it was a sort of, "You're naked and shiny. That's nice dear, toddle along now." I think my subconscious was rehashing how TV and movies, pop culture, etc. will shove someone in your face and say, "Isn't he sexeh? ISN'T HE?? SAY HE IS SEXEH!!" and I'm like, "Um... no." I don't think this dream was about latent desire, is what I'm saying.

Xena in the stasis chamber was kinda hot, though. As was the Goth woman she was cuddling with. ^^

You know, I was thinking-- lots of weird crap happened to Xena, like monsters and such.... do you think there was a spatio-temporal rift in Ancient Greece, just like in modern-day Cardiff? Re: Torchwood.

[stunt_muppet]

Your dreams are the best things EVER. And you're not alone in your mixed feelings towards Jack/Xena, because Xena/Gabby is utter undeniable luv omg but Jack/Xena is...is Jack/Xena. I just don't know.

[kayliemalinza]

MAYBE we can have both! See, Xena and Gabby have been having problems, right? Gabby's probably busy with her two French children, one of which is named Antoine, whereas Xena wants to run around having adventures like usual, and they're taking each other for granted, then JACK shows up and Xena runs off with him, then realizes she misses Gabby and wants to go back, and Jack comes along because he likes meeting new people, and then Gabby, who has been missing/getting furious at Xena, PUNCHES JACK IN THE FACE, or possibly whacks him with her staff. It's really hardcore and adorable, and Xena gets to talk Gabby down while also being very impressed and flattered, and Jack stands there kinda hurt and confused but mostly cool with it, and Gabby finally calms down enough and apologizes, and Jack omg!subtly brings up the idea of a threesome, at which point Xena informs him that his services are no longer needed, whereupon Jack realizes that he was USED as a dyke-stud/rebound and has mixed feelings about that, then decides it's ok because he

[stunt_muppet]

Antoine the French Greek Time Agent. I LOVE IT. Of course, his actually getting a hold of a spacehopper a la Jack is going to be somewhat complicated, but I HAVE FAITH IN HIM.

I think there should be just one threesome, though. Since Threesomes Make Everything Better.

[kayliemalinza]

He doesn't need a Time Agent wrist-strap right off-- or even ever. OBVIOUSLY he can find some ancient (or not so ancient, seeing as he's already ancient) alien relic that does the same thing. Like, a chakram from outer space or sommat.

Have you seen the Xena episode that's a spoof on Indiana Jones? It's MAHvelous.

Gabby's so nice that I'm sure once they explained every thing, and Jack's had a chance to smile at her, a threesome will be forthcoming. "Oh," Gabby said breathlessly. "It was so rude of me to hit you with my staff. Will you let me... apply a poultice to your bruises?" Jack grinned. "Gorgeous, I'd let you apply a poultice to my anything."