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[kayliemalinza]

So I just slept for 13 hours, and sometime right before I woke up I dreamed that there existed a Nu Who/ Xena; Warrior Princess mini-series crossover, wherein Cpt. Jack Harkness got kicked out of the TARDIS and ended up in ancient Greece-- with lots of Ronald McDonalds walking around, don't ask--actually, do-- where he met XENA and it was pretty

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[kayliemalinza]

MAYBE we can have both! See, Xena and Gabby have been having problems, right? Gabby's probably busy with her two French children, one of which is named Antoine, whereas Xena wants to run around having adventures like usual, and they're taking each other for granted, then JACK shows up and Xena runs off with him, then realizes she misses Gabby and wants to go back, and Jack comes along because he likes meeting new people, and then Gabby, who has been missing/getting furious at Xena, PUNCHES JACK IN THE FACE, or possibly whacks him with her staff. It's really hardcore and adorable, and Xena gets to talk Gabby down while also being very impressed and flattered, and Jack stands there kinda hurt and confused but mostly cool with it, and Gabby finally calms down enough and apologizes, and Jack omg!subtly brings up the idea of a threesome, at which point Xena informs him that his services are no longer needed, whereupon Jack realizes that he was USED as a dyke-stud/rebound and has mixed feelings about that, then decides it's ok because he helped them get back together and it'll make a good story. Also, he possibly accidentally engenders in Antoine the intense desire to be a Time Agent, which in a decade or so leads to a SPIN-OFF.

[stunt_muppet]

Antoine the French Greek Time Agent. I LOVE IT. Of course, his actually getting a hold of a spacehopper a la Jack is going to be somewhat complicated, but I HAVE FAITH IN HIM.

I think there should be just one threesome, though. Since Threesomes Make Everything Better.

[kayliemalinza]

He doesn't need a Time Agent wrist-strap right off-- or even ever. OBVIOUSLY he can find some ancient (or not so ancient, seeing as he's already ancient) alien relic that does the same thing. Like, a chakram from outer space or sommat.

Have you seen the Xena episode that's a spoof on Indiana Jones? It's MAHvelous.

Gabby's so nice that I'm sure once they explained every thing, and Jack's had a chance to smile at her, a threesome will be forthcoming. "Oh," Gabby said breathlessly. "It was so rude of me to hit you with my staff. Will you let me... apply a poultice to your bruises?" Jack grinned. "Gorgeous, I'd let you apply a poultice to my anything."

[stunt_muppet]

OBVIOUSLY he can find some ancient (or not so ancient, seeing as he's already ancient) alien relic that does the same thing.

There are a fair bit of those hanging around - I think a space chakram would work. Aliens seem to favor small-ish, disclike shapes for their transport, so why not use one for a more portable teleporting device?

Have you seen the Xena episode that's a spoof on Indiana Jones? It's MAHvelous.

I haven't! In fact, my Xena-watching has been sadly quite limited. But it makes me very happy that such a thing exists, and I need to watch it rather badly.

"Gorgeous, I'd let you apply a poultice to my anything."

*snort*

[kayliemalinza]

In fact, my Xena-watching has been sadly quite limited.
Mine would be limited as well-- just random episodes on TV when I was younger-- if Prometheus didn't have every box set of Xena EVAR, thus allowing me to watch all seven seasons consecutively in the course of one summer.

It was quite an experience.