Just a random selection from tonight:

[kayliemalinza]

Kaylie: Unf unf unf. fap fap fap.
Muppet: Your unfs sound so unenthusiastic.
Kaylie: They're ironic unfs.

Most often uttered word of the night: "BANAAAANG!!"

I'm about to drive home. Whoooo.

P.S. ROSSITRON. PASS IT ON. (you know it's cool because it rhymes.)